you just graduated college.

你剛從大學畢業

I did, I did just graduate college

是的，我剛畢業

cum laude.

成績優秀

So, what are some things you learned in college

所以你在大學學到什麼

that you think would apply to this job?

你覺得可以運用在工作上？

Um, I think I learned a lot in college

呃，我覺得我在大學學到很多

that would help me in this job,

能對這份工作有所幫助，

a lot of skills I picked up on.

我學會很多技能

I learned things like teamwork, multitasking,

我學到像是團隊合作、一心多用

I think I learned leadership skills.

我覺得我學到領導力

All right, so you're gonna be the DD tonight,

好所以你今晚要當指定司機

yeah you are, nose goes, bam.

對就是你，你輸了，碰

I'm really good with managing money.

我也會管理財務

I am a good problem solver.

我善於解決問題

Hey, Dad?

喂，爸？

I always had a good academic record.

我學業表現良好

So if I need a 70% to pass the class,

所以如果我要 70 分才能過，

and I got a 78 on the paper, then that means

然後我報告已經拿了 78 分，所以這代表

I only need a 71 on the final.

我期末只需要考 71 分

Hey guys, I'm going out tonight!

嘿大家我今晚要出去！

I'm a good communicator.

我善於溝通

I have an astounding perseverance.

我有驚人的毅力

I am quite the motivator. Chug, chug, chug!

我會激勵人，軋，軋，軋！

I love researching things,

我喜歡研究事情

I have good time management skills.

我善於時間管理

I have passion.

我有熱情

Woo! We going to the natty championship!

哇！我們要去超帥的冠軍賽！

And yeah, I really think that

嗯對我真的覺得

college prepared me for this job.

大學使我具備工作能力

Well, everything looks good,

嗯，看起來不錯

except for the fact that this is an entry level position

不過這是初階職位

and we do require three years of experience.

而且我們要求三年工作經歷

So...

所以...

this won't work out.

我們無法錄取你

Yeah, makes sense.

對，有道理

Silly me.

我好蠢