Hey, you wanna have some locker room talk?

TRUMP: I moved on her, actually.

PETER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not locker room talk.

I meant like good play, good pass, like that kind of thing.

TRUMP: I moved on air and, I failed.

I'll admit it.

PETER: Well, as long as you didn't try to [bleep] her

and she was single.

TRUMP: I did try and [bleep] her.

She was married.

PETER: Aw, you're awesome!

Hey, you ever thought of being President?

TRUMP: And I moved on her very heavily.

In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

PETER: Aw, sweet move.

Was it Levitz?

TRUMP: She wanted to get some furniture.

I said, I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.

PETER: [laughs]. Levitz.

TRUMP: But I couldn't get there.

And she was married.

Then all of a sudden I ser her, she's

now got the big phony tits and everything.

She's totally changed her look.

PETER: Well, it is 2005, everything's changing.

Which reminds me, I have an idea for this thing called

Twitter, where crazy people can bash

ladies and minorities at 3 AM.

TRUMP: Sheesh, your girl's hot as shit.

In the purple.

PETER: Oh, also Uber.

I invented it if you're listening

to this in the future.

TRUMP: I better use some Tic Tacs just a case

I start kissing her.

PETER: That's the cheapest breath mint.

I thought you were a billionaire.

TRUMP: You know, I'm automatically

attracted to beautiful-- I just start kissing them.

It's like a magnet.

Just kiss.

I don't even wait.

And when you'e a star, they let you do it.

You can do anything. BUSH: Whatever you want.

PETER: What, like grab them by the hand?

TRUMP: Grab them by the pussy.

PETER: Oh my!

TRUMP: You can do anything.

BUSH: Down below, pull the handle.

PETER: Ah, he can't open it because he has tiny hands.