And I'm about to stick my hands in these holes and feel some things out.

我等下要把手伸進這兩個洞裡，摸看看裡面是什麼東東

Wish me luck.

祝我好運吧

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

The initial touch.

我的第一次觸摸

Oookay!

噢！好！

I hear it moving, oh.

我聽到牠動了

Oh!

噢！

Ewww.

矮額

Eeehh.

矮額

Eh.

噁

Can I look now?

我可以看了嗎？

He was not having it.

它不喜歡這樣

Oh my god! I've never seen one up close.

我的天啊！我從來沒有這麼近的看過牠耶

Wooo!

哇！

Okay, cool.

好吧，蠻酷的

Oh my god, this is so weird.

我的天啊，這感覺好怪

Oh, I'm so nervous.

我好緊張

Ooh, ooh!

噢！哇！

Oh, god.

老天啊

Ahhhhh!

啊！！！

Long tail.

牠有長尾巴

Oh, it's really spiny.

噢，牠刺刺的

Oh.

噢

It's an iguana?

是鬣蜥嗎？

A lizard of some kind?

還是蜥蜴的一種？

Oh, hey, buddy.

噢，嘿，小東西

He's just chilling.

牠看起來很自在

Ooh, did it just move?

噢，牠剛剛是不是動了一下

Yeah, it's moving.

對，牠動了

Oh.

噢

Oh.

噢

Ooh!

噢！

Ahhhhh!

啊！！！

A frog.

是青蛙

Is it my...?

牠是我的...？

Oh, it's my Prince Charming!

是我的王子！（註：童話故事）

Whoa.

哇

Handsome man.

帥哥喔

I can't even.

我不行了

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Oh my god. It's a human.

我的天啊，是人耶

It's a head.

是一顆頭

Hi!

嗨！

Can I give you a massage?

我來幫你按摩吧！

It's my Prince Charming! Yes!

我的王子！

Oh, the toad turned into!

從剛剛那隻蟾蜍變來的

This is a good gig.

這主意太神了

I love seeing everyone's faces.

我好愛觀察大家的表情

Whoooa weeee!

哇伊！！！

Um, gerbil?

呃，沙數嗎？

No, hamster?

不對，還是倉鼠？

Bunny?

兔寶寶？

No.

不是耶

A furry hamster.

感覺是毛毛的倉鼠

Um, Gremlin?

呃，小怪獸？

Guinea pig!

是天竺鼠耶！

My god!

天啊！

Did I just mess his hair up or what?

我剛是不是把牠的毛弄亂了？

First of all, these things are so weird anyway.

總之，這些生物真的太怪了

It's this slow torture.

這完全是一種慢性折磨

Furry. Fuzzy.

毛毛的

Ooh, it's big!

哇，牠好大喔

Is that its face?

我摸到牠的臉嗎？

No. Is it its butt?

不是，還是是牠的屁股？

I mean it feels like hair.

我覺得這摸起來像頭髮

It feels like a wig.

感覺像假髮

Shut up!

噢拜託

You can pull it out.

你可以把它抽出來

It's a new fashion statement.

這是最新的時尚

Hello?

哈囉？

Uh.

呃

Ew, it's really slimy.

矮額，它黏黏的

Oh!

噢！

Oh!

噢！

This is fun.

這真好玩

Is it a cake or something?

我猜是蛋糕之類的

Can we eat it?

可以把它吃掉嗎？

Oh my god, it's like a...

我的天啊，這好像...

Wait.

等等

Aah! Okay.

啊，好吧

It's very tiny.

牠好小哦

Not a porcupine.

不像是豪豬

Squirrel?

是松鼠嗎？

No.

也不是

Oh my gosh. Hold on.

噢天啊，再等等

Hedgehog.

是刺蝟

Tiny hedgehog!

小刺蝟！

Oh my god!

我的天啊！

Oh my god! Hello!

我的天啊！哈囉！

That's very soft.

牠摸起來好軟哦

I think I want to take it home with me.

我想把牠帶回家了

Oooh.

噢

Cat.

是貓

Cat?

不是貓？

It's a very patient cat.

還真是一隻蠻有耐心的貓

No, it's not real.

不對，這不是真的貓

Aaww!

啊！

It's very cute.

好可愛

Mmmm. Ooh.

嗯，噢

Oh no. Is it like a cockroach?

噢不，該不會是蟑螂？

Uuugghh!

噁噁噁噁噁噁

It's very fuzzy, furry.

摸起來超級毛茸茸的

Oh. Oh, hello!

噢，哈囉！

Rabbit?

兔子？

Furry, fuzzy rat?

還是毛茸茸的老鼠？

Oh, it's crawling on me.

噢，牠爬到我手上了

It's very soft and jumpy.

牠好軟哦，而且好會跳

Monkey?

是猴子嗎？

No.

不是

It's very... I don't know.

牠很... 我不知道怎麼說

It's not like a... it's not...

牠不像... 牠不是...

This is the pungent one.

這是味道最刺鼻的

Oh, it really smells bad.

噢，真的很不好聞

Like it really reeks.

牠真的發出惡臭

It's like a goldfish.

感覺是金魚

I mean I love sushi but...

我很愛壽司但這...

That is absolutely disgusting.

真的超級噁的

I need to wash my hands!

我現在就要去洗手！