shave and Whittle and flush thanks for

getting here so quickly

what I'm sorry you're in a Prius I just

assumed you were my over

I don't know what that is unaccounted be

and Joe uber it's like a cab accept it

feels like a game because it from your

phone anyway I'm late for a meeting can

i just give you twenty bucks to drop me

off about 20 bucks just to drive across

town

I mean I should be an overdrive tight

i'd like to be an older driver okay sure

welcome aboard alright don't need to

fill out a form all right yeah of course

named Peter Griffin criminal history

this section is optional i will skip

this and done you go

yeah none of this really matters all i

need to know is do you have a car a

phone and a face

it's my dogs cast oh and i know you

didn't match but I am quick to anger

okay great now get out there and try to

kiss as many ladies as you can

the record is 60 in a month you sir are

officially an uber driver I got back up

everybody I got where you headed to the

airport

great just a couple errands and we'll

get your day

that was one bitch of a crash

anyways what time's your flight it's in

20 minutes oh boy I can't make it 20

minutes i'm gonna call you a lift me up

get it hope you like the offspring

hey what's up i'm just going to Quahog

stadium

okay would you like the AC on or the

windows down about both who pretty great

right it is it really

thank you just person

no problem hey you ever gonna hottub

when it's snowing outside

hey pal where we headed again just go

down this dark alley

what the hell stoner this is what we do

to / drivers in this

stop stop the sound of your hand again

it is excruciating you can't apply a

phone to become a cab driver is I have

to go back where

where did you get that Judd Hirsch

himself

I was a boy no more than 11 and 12 on

the side of the road and what I had

pulled up next to me said I reminded him

of him when he was my age I was just a

boy askin corn didn't know what it meant

course we were all husking corn back in

the like John and you burned my car when

I was telling my fake get her story

how have ya that's like this