I've been hearing about your vast, newly acquired wealth

and your attentions to my wife.

So I thought I would have you over to my equally

large and fancy but imperceptibly more

classy mansion for an awkward dinner.

And Nick, have you met Jordan?

She plays golf and is what kids will someday call a Duff.

Hey, yeah, nice tam o' shanter.

I'll drink your finger bowl if you don't want it.

STEWIE (VOICEOVER): In the book, I actually

go on a few dates with Jordan.

We're going to skip all that.

Anyway, like I was saying, you're

a trash, because you earned your money a little bit more

recently than me.

What are you getting at?

I'm saying I invited you over and sat you next to my wife

to say, stay away from my wife!

You know what we should do?

Let's all drunk-drive into Manhattan and get a hotel room

and have the same conversation we're having here.

I'm starting to think this isn't a very good book.