OK, my turn, my turn.

[phone ringing]

Hello, don't say anything about the 1998 Oscars.

I'm watching it now.

LOIS: Hello?

Is this Peter Griffin?

If this is the fracking people,

I have made it clear that I am 100% on board.

LOIS: No, my name is Rebecca.

You've never met me before and probably don't even know

I exist, by you're my father.

Hello?

PETER: How'd you get this number?

Don't you ever call here again!

[dial tone]

What the hell?

He just got mad and hung up.

He what?

Why?

I don't know.

He sounded weird, like when he was an NFL announcer

and had to pretend he cared about the shows after the game.

PETER: Patriots calling their third and final time out.

Hey, after the game, keep it here for an all-new "Madam

Secretary."

Tonight Madam Secretary faces an international crisis

in Pakistan while her teenage daughter faces her own crisis--

finding a date for the prom.

"Madam Secretary," tonight on CBS.

[sigh] Is this the longest timeout of all time?