Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

  • From Marvel (That Disney still own the rights to) and James Gunn,

  • the director and studio who surprised everyone with Guardians of The Galaxy.

  • Comes a cool looking, super fun, laugh out loud,

  • But ultimately kind of forgettable sequel. What? It's still better than all the other Marvel part twos,

  • Except for Winter Soldier.

  • Is that better?

  • Guardians of The Galaxy Vol 2.

  • Blast off again with Marvel's Space Avengers. A team of misfits who learned how to work together in their first movie

  • Then turn back an A-hole so they can learn it all over again.

  • "You're like a professional assh*le or what?"

  • In this playful action comedy where the heroes never really get hurt.

  • (Drax grunting)

  • The Danger never really feels that imminent.

  • Huh? (beeping)

  • And the jokes definitely don't fall flat, but let's be honest, They aren't as funny as the characters think they are.

  • (laughing)

  • Heh, Okay, guys

  • (laughing continues)

  • Yes, it's funny I know.

  • (more laughing)

  • Scale it back a little.

  • (More laughing? Ugh.)

  • Hey, let me decide when to laugh all right?

  • (laughter again? Ugh.)

  • Ugh. Just shut up.

  • Catch up with all your favorite heroes like...

  • Star-Lord, who discovers he's the son of a God and a moron.

  • "Well I don't know what you're talking about but I like the way you say it."

  • Gamora, who teaches the strong silent badass trope

  • to become a strong silent badass with the more interesting sister.

  • An ad for Baby Groot toys.

  • (Chanting "Mascot!)

  • Rocket, whose eyes don't work... Apparently.

  • "Damn it. I'm using my left eye?"

  • "I'm using my wrong eye again aren't I?"

  • "Yeah that's how eyesight works you stupid raccoon."

  • Did I miss something?

  • Newcomer Mantis, with the power of getting roasted by everyone.

  • "You are horrifying to look at."

  • "I never thought she'd be able to do it with as weak and skinny as she appears to be."

  • (Drax gagging)

  • "I'm imagining being with you physically."

  • Including herself.

  • "I'm certainly grateful to be ugly."

  • (Mantis yelps)

  • And Drax, the once tragic warrior, who's become an aggressively dumb sex freak?

  • "Did you make a penis?"

  • "I like a woman with some meat on her bones."

  • "My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother."

  • "I have sensitive nipples."

  • "It would make my nether regions engorged."

  • "Oh god."

  • Look, you have a good thing going with Drax. Don't take it too far and urkel your best character.

  • "Ow! My nipples!"

  • Prepare for an episode of "My Two Dads"... in space!

  • In a film that's so high on friends being your real family, you'll swear you're watching a "Fast And Furious" movie.

  • "I finally found my family!"

  • "I thought you already had."

  • "You are not friends."

  • "You're right. We're family."

  • "I don't have friends."

  • "I got family."

  • Space Dad One is Ego, The Living Planet...

  • of exposition.

  • "I call it: The Expansion"

  • "It is my purpose."

  • "Now, it is yours."

  • As he proves everything's better with Kurt Russell.

  • Making Ego the Living Planet grounded and relatable.

  • Until he goes full Marvel Villain and becomes a blue alien made of sky beams who wants to rule the universe.

  • While Space Dad Two proves that everything is better with Michael Rooker...

  • as Yondu is retconned into a good guy who just wanted to be a good pappy...

  • all to create maximum emotional Impact when he's killed off in the most tragic Marvel Death since...

  • uhhhhhmmmm......

  • Nnnno?

  • Eh. She was in her 90s so. He came back...

  • He came back...

  • He came back...

  • He came back... Twice.

  • He came back on TV.

  • Quicksilver? Eh...

  • Wow. I guess it's Yondu by default.

  • I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

  • So get ready for a great time at the theater as they bring back everything you loved about the first movie.

  • The music, the slow-mo walks, and the insane visuals.

  • To the things you didn't think could come back, like the laughing at the dumb name bit.

  • "Star-Lord."

  • "Who?"

  • "Your name is... It's Taserface?!"

  • Rocket having someone steal a fake body part for him.

  • "I was just kidding about the leg. What? No I... (chuckles) I thought it would be funny. Was it funny?"

  • "He's not gonna know! (laughs) Where his eyes is! (laughs again)"

  • And undercutting most of the serious dramatic moments with jokes even the emotional Climax of the film.

  • "I tried so hard!"

  • To find the form that best suited you.

  • It's okay Marvel. We've been following these movies for 10 years now.

  • You can let us go without a chuckle for 10 minutes.

  • Finally I get to be the father I've always wanted to be.

  • Excuse me. Gotta take a whiz.

  • Maybe not.

  • And... Ready Player

  • "It's called a Zune. It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays."

  • Uh oh. The Zune is from the early 2000s.

  • I don't think Star-Lords is gonna be happy when he finds out what happened to Rock & Roll

  • ♪♪Cut my life into pieces♪♪

  • ♪♪This is my last resort♪♪

From Marvel (That Disney still own the rights to) and James Gunn,

字幕與單字

單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋

B1 中級 美國腔

誠實的預告片 - 銀河護衛隊2號 (Honest Trailers - Guardians of the Galaxy 2)

  • 53 7
    Alyson Morikawa 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
影片單字