字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Alright, we're almost at our jumping altitude. Does anyone have any questions? Yeah, I got one, can I listen to my ipod on the way down? Of course, just as long as it's not Tom Petty's "Free Falling" I'll just keep it in my pocket. Any other questions? Let's do this! That wasn''t a question. Back of the line. Ok let's do this! Hey! Whoa is that Harrison ford? Yeah it said in the brochure, that he assists with all the jumps. Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Oh look he even brought Calista flock-heart with him. Uh peter i think thats just a piece of paper, Good because she looked fat. Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Oh right! yeah this is amazing! I know its unbelievable Hey guys! lets try to recreate this feeling for the rest of are lives with drugs! Well looks like its almost time for us to pull our cords. Wait wait guys how about this last one to open there chute gets 20$. Ok! im in Oh dammit! I'm dead already peter, your looking at a dead-man i might not even pull the cord at all. Holy crap! this is awsome! I haven't felt a rush like this since i won that marathon I'm bob custus, here with boston marathon winner peter griffin. Peter how did you do it? I'll tell you bob i just got in my car and drove it and when there was a guy in my way i killed him. Kids have you seen your father? Hello? Is dinner almost ready? Yes peter, god where are you. I can barely hear you. Pull back my chair ever so slightly. (sigh) daddy's home. Alright it's 4:59 just a few seconds. All the unreturned library books Will be officially late. The wieners was already drawled in the books when i got them. Lebra, a strange man will drop into your life. hi-seas be careful at work today. Go Go Go Go uragh! He so should of died, this is bullcrap! Stop smiling 90% of the people playing this are pooping. Hey lois when are you going to do the laundry? I got like 6 parachutes in there. Peter! those things are choking up the washing machine. Oh! so i got you a bad washing machine for Christmas? Little tip stewie love dies and that's ok. I write down all his advice in a little notebook Yesterday's one was I've never seen a pigeon die from eating food on the ground. So whats the big whoop? Peter the sky diving thing has got to stop you've destroyed half the neighborhood. I'm afraid your gonna really hurt yourself I'm sorry lois but skydiving is who i am now. It's like they say. fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. And gay guys gotta criticize the host of the party behind his back. Oh my god look a bowl of MnM's. What are we six? i know and remind me to get the recipe for those chopped up hotdogs. (laughter) Oh my god! josh this party is so amazing Everything is perfect we are having so much fun! Thanks! i so glad you guys could make it. Come on he saw us let's go. First time? Yeah you? (laughter) No no not my first time Thanks for the lift gill, i think i will take the express down. (sigh) Just as gorgeous as ever. Actually puts me in the mind to write a spoken word poem. Am i falling or am i flying? am i living or am i dying? Oh great spirits free me from the bonds of gravity And criticism. Deliver me from my greatest enemy His name is peter More specifically peter shyness in public. Oh great spirit Why do i hold my self back in such situat- OH **** Ground! Dammit! The effiel tower? oh cool im in Paris! Hey look at that douchbag who got stabbed in the butt. 00:04:47,285 --> 00:04:48,995 uh crap im in Vegas.