Nope, nope, nope. You've seen nothing. He's uh,

不 不 不 你沒有看到任何東西....

not ready yet.

還沒準備好

Just aaa few more seconds and... Ah there we go!

等...等... 現在好了

Superhero steroids!!!!

超級英雄類固醇

How Captain America Should Have Ended

美國隊長應該這樣演

The plane's headed to bomb New York if I don't force it down now,

我要讓飛機迫降，否則紐約會被炸毀的

a lot of people are gonna die.

會造成很多傷亡

I gotta put her in the water.

我必須迫降到海裡

Please, don't do this. We have time, we can work it out. Just turn the plane around.

不！快回頭，我們還有時間可以想辦法

I wish I could, but there's just no time. It's just not in the cards, you know?

我希望我可以 但已經沒時間了 而且也沒有辦法解決了

What do you mean? Do you not have control of the plane?

什麼意思？ 你沒辦法控制飛機嗎？

No, I've got control.

不！是我在開

Are the bombs set to explode on a timer?

還是有定時炸彈？

Can you not disarm them?

你可以解除嗎？

I actually got rid of most of them already. They're not even bombs really, more like these

其實...我已經解決大部..全部了

tiny little airplanes with ejector seats and everything.

只是這台五臟具全的小飛機

I even flew one!

我不會開

You what??

供蝦！？

Nothing. You know, they even painted the names of the cities in bright plain english, too!

..沒事 他們還用英文寫上城市的名字

Why do you want it in english, sir? We are German.

為什麼我們要寫英文？ 我們是德國人啊

Do not question my genius!

不準質疑我

Then why cant you pilot one of the bombs back here before the plane crashes?

為何不在墜機前開轟炸機回來？

That sure sounds nice.

這計畫聽起來不錯

It's just too late.

但....已經太晚了

You turn that plane around right now!

馬上把飛機掉頭

Can't do it.

我..沒辦法

You are being absurd!!

你真的是不可理喻

I'm gonna need a rain-check on that dance, Peggy.

佩姬...我想我們只能改天去跳舞了

You're not even going to look for a parachute? Something, just right into the ground?

你連找降落傘或任何東西都不願意？

I really wanted to take you dancing.

我真的很想跟你去跳舞

I'm really starting to doubt your interest in this relationship.

我很懷疑你對這段感情的用心

Oh, I'm so alone up here.

噢~~~ 我在上面好孤單~~~

With no options are viable, it's so heartbreaking.

已經沒有辦法了！ 我心真的很痛

The plane is going down...

飛機已經往下墜了

You know what? Fine.

你知道嗎？隨便你

Crash your stupid plane, freeze to death if that's what you want. See if I care!

如果你想撞毀冷死，看我會不會理你

It's so sad, I don't want to freeze to death.

好哀傷啊！我不想要冷死~~

Thanks for the muscles, but its too late now!

感謝我的大肌肌，但已經太晚了

Ahhhhh!! (crash)

啊~~~

When Captain America throws his mighty shield...

當 美國隊長丟出盾牌~~

All those choose to oppose his shield must yield...

所有人都必須要投降~~

Unless you're a plane..

除非你是飛機

Or a bomb..

或是炸彈

Or some ice...

或是冰~~

Then he'll choose to take a nap.

那他就需要去睡一下

Because the ice seems nice.

因為冰看起來很舒服

When Captain America throws his mighty shield!!

當 美國隊長丟出盾牌~~

Hahahahahhahaa

哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈

Haha, guys. You're hilarious.

哈哈...還真好笑

Hey, Im Captain America, I can sock old Hitler on the jaw.

嘿 我是美國隊長 我可以把希特勒塞進罐子裡

Yea, just make sure someone else pilots the plane to get me there, right?

只要確定有人可以開飛機載我就好，對吧？

Hahahahhahaha!

哈哈哈哈哈哈

You remember Hitler right?

你還記得希特勒吧？

That other guy you were fighting, before you froze yourself..

那個在你被冷凍前跟你打對台的那位

Hahaha

哈哈哈

Hey, I had no choice, ok?

嘿！我別無選擇好嗎？

Haha, don't crash the plane in warmer waters!

哈哈！不要墜機在溫暖的海域喔！

I wanna swim when I'm chasing submarines.

我還想用游的去追潛水艇喔！

HAhahahaha

哈哈哈哈哈哈

Oh like you two could have done it any better?

噢~ 好像你們兩個就好棒棒

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑？

Dude, I catch falling planes in midair like every other week.

老兄，我三不五時都會接住要墜毀的飛機

And I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠

Ok, Ok. Fair enough. But wait, huh..

好啦！好啦！很厲害 等等....

Sh, sh. Do you guys hear that??

噓！噓！ 你們有聽到嗎？

Hear what?

什麼？

Is that the Justice League calling?

是正義聯盟在叫你們嗎？

I don't hear anything..

我沒聽到任何聲音啊

Yea. Me either.

我也是

Exactly.

這就對了

Haha! Captain America burn!!

哈哈 美國隊長贏了

Easy there major.

隊長 放輕鬆一點

Okay, when he gets here I'll do my hands like this and you do your hands the same. And on

他到的時候，我會先把手擺這樣，你就跟著我

the count of three we catch him with a fence of fire.

數到三，我們一起開火

Or we could just burn him.

或者我們可以直接燒他

Isn't that the purpose of having flame thrower arms?

這不是裝火焰槍的用處嗎？

Ow, Shizah!

噢~ 該死

Fence of fire, fence of fire!

開火！開火！

HAHA! Take that hydra-nazis!

哈哈！吃我子彈~九頭蛇

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感謝你們的收看 希望你們喜歡

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留下你的評論還有別忘記訂閱喔

click on another video if you want some more superheroes.

想看更多英雄，請點其他影片

Yea, like mine.

像是我的

Or mine.

或我的

Or mine.

還是我的

Or Iron Man.

鋼鐵人的也有

Yea, or mine.

我的

Cause I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠