I do, too!

我也是！

No kidding?

沒在開玩笑？

That's why I want to give you a new copy of it!

這就是為什麼我要送你一張新的專輯！

-You give me that? -Yeah, man!

-那是要給我的嗎？ -是啊，老兄

Oh, here. Cool!

哦，給你，酷！

Mine comes out on uh... November 3.

我的在呃... 11 月 3 日發行

You're kidding, right?

你在開玩笑，對吧？

That's the same day as ours going out.

那跟我們專輯發行的日期一樣

-It is not. -I swear to god.

-怎麼可能 -我對天發誓

-Well, I'm sorry. I don't, I don't mean to...

-呃，我很抱歉，我不是、不是故意要...

That's gonna squash you guys. -I'm not feel...

這樣肯定會電爆你們的 -我不覺得...

I would say I feel bad for you 'cause we're gonna sell more albums than you are.

我會說我替你感到難過，因為我們的專輯會賣得比你們好

-No, you're not gonna sell... -I mean, a friendly wager, you want?

-不，你們才不會賣... -我的意思是，不如來打個友善的賭吧，你覺得呢？

Okay, so, if I sell more albums than you,

好啊，所以，如果我的專輯賣得比較好

then... you have to call me "Captain Country."

那... 你就必須叫我「鄉村隊長」 (註：Blake Shelton 為美國著名鄉村歌手)

I feel like I've actually called you that before, so...

我覺得我以前實際上有那樣稱呼過你，所以...

-I know, I liked it. -You liked it?

-我知道，我喜歡這個稱號 -你喜歡這個稱號？

What do I gotta do if you guys win?

如果你們贏了，我要做什麼？

If I sell more albums than you, you have to call me... "The Greatest There Ever Was."

如果我的專輯賣得比你的好，你必須叫我... 「前所未見的偉大存在」

That's long to say that.

這個稱呼好長啊

I know that, that makes it more embarrassing.

我知道，這讓你講的時候更尷尬

-Can I bring up one of the things? -Sure.

-我可以提一件事嗎？ -當然

It looks like someone maybe has doodled on that copy of your album.

你的專輯封面看起來像有人在上面塗鴉過

-Doodle like, like Google? -Yeap, like drew stuff on...

-Doodle 是、是指 Google Doodle？ -對，像在上面畫東西

Maybe if you can get me one, that's not... somebody might have messed up.

或許你可以給我一張沒有... 被某個人弄花的專輯

No, those are filters.

不是，那是濾鏡

There's a thing called Snapchat and then they do the filters, and kids love it.

有個叫 Snapchat 的軟體然後他們設計濾鏡，年輕人愛死了

It's funny. They're like s--

這很有趣，就像--

-Oh, you're mean to do that. -We did.

-哦，所以你們是故意的 -對

There's still time for you guys to do a natural, decent album cover there.

你們還有時間可以重新設計一個自然、得體的專輯封面

As long as we're gonna criticize covers, could you find a place that didn't look like a sewer?

既然你要來批評專輯封面，你能找個看起來不像下水道的地方嗎？

Just stand in front of it maybe it wouldn't, don't look just like raw sewage?

就只是站在前面，難道這看起來不像臭水溝嗎？

You know with the... some sort of boat or...

你知道就是那種... 有個小船或...

I don't want to criticize, you know? I was just trying to help you because...

我不是要批評的，好嗎？我只是想要幫你而已，因為...

people won't gonna pay money for something like this.

大家不會掏錢買這種東西的

It looks like you're standing in front of place that smells absolutely terrible, like a swamp.

你看起來就是站在一個聞起來絕對很糟的地方前面，像個沼澤

Whoever loses this bet, has to carry out the bet on the very next live show this season.

打賭輸的人要在這一季的下一場現場秀兌現承諾

-Deal? -Deal.

-如何？ -成交