I'm a family man !

我是家裡的支柱!

But every man needs space.

但每個男人都需要獨處的時間

Oh ! Look at the time

oh!看看時間

Uh, its get late.

Uh,我要遲到了!

Daddy needs to go to....

爸爸要去...............(猥褻的笑容)

Work.

工作了

Ugh...

Ugh...

Have fun 'working'.

祝你"工作愉快"(諷刺麥可要去做很工口的事)

Don't forget about dinner !

別忘了晚餐!!!

What's that ?

這是三小?

Oh looks fun !

看起來不錯!

I guess i can give it a try !

我想可以試試看它!

Holy hot tits this is amazing !

我的天啊!這太棒了!!!!

*playing gta 5 noises*

*玩gta5的聲音*

Ugh....

Ugh....

Best !

我人生中

Two weeks !

最棒的

Of my life !

兩個星期!!!(正常人早就暴斃了!)

Man i'm hungry !

天啊!我好餓!

Oh ?!

Oh ?!

Oh no !

噢!不!

Oh god !

我的天啊!

No !

不!!!

What do i've done ?

我做了什麼!?

*crying*

*哭聲*

What's that ?

這是什麼?

Hey you fuck !

Hey 你這個混帳

GTA Online just got released !

GTA Online 剛剛上線!!!

OHHH YEAHHH

OHHH YEAHHH

*eating a sandwich with his dead family*

*跟死掉的家人一起吃三明治*

Oh ho alright !

Oh ho 爽啦!!!!