The truth is

我有個小秘密，

there's something about me no one knows.

我最討厭暴力了

I despise violence.

我最喜歡漂亮的東西

I really love beauty.

沒人懂我的美感

Nobody ever sees that side of me.

大家只覺得我又大又笨

People just see me as the big, dumb guy.

難道我的夢想就不是夢想？

What about my dreams?

媽！又來了啦！

(Explosion)

(Goblin chatter)

Mom! It happened again!