In a Wall Breaker's room

有具骷髏和紅色氣球

there is a skeleton and a red balloon

村落的襲擊

and an attack on a Village

很快就會結束

that will be over soon.

三個貪心的哥布林，

There are three greedy Goblins

跑來偷雞摸魚

up to some robbin'

兩頭熔岩幼犬和

and two Lava Pups

熟睡的建築工人小屋

and a ZZZ'ing Builder's Hut.

弓箭手的弓箭擺在一旁，

An Archer's Bow and her arrows

骨頭堆積如山

and a stack of bone marrows.

房間，晚安

Good night, room

巨人，晚安，在外頭好好休息吧

Good night, Giants. Outside where you loom.

但炸彈人的砰砰炸彈呢？

But where's the Wall Breaker's bomb that goes boom?

馬桶上的巫師，晚安

Good night Wizard using the toilet.

今晚真是溫馨，小心別讓炸彈掃興

It's a lovely night. That bomb would sure spoil it.

撞上月亮的野豬騎士，晚安

Good night Hog Rider who crashed into the moon.

野豬騎士…

(tired) Hog Rider....

炸彈會爆炸！會轟隆作響！

That bomb's gonna go off! It's gonna go boom!

聖水，晚安。飛龍“地毯”，晚安

Good night, Elixir. Good night, Dragon rug.

太誇張了！

This is insane.

大家都要假裝

Are we all pretending

房裡沒炸彈就是了？

that there's not a bomb in here?

我演不下去了，

I can't take it!

去找個新旁白吧

I'm ending this my way.

晚安，下輩子見…啊！

Get yourself a new narrator!

喔！

Good night, Life...Ah!!!

啊！

Ohhh!!!

喔！

Ah!

喔！

Oh!

啊！

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