I wasn't sure until I removed these strange thigh sheaths I've never before seen.

你是男人？

Thigh sheaths?

我本來不太確定， 直到我拿掉這個我沒見過的奇怪大腿護套

You mean pants?

大腿護套？

ARHHH! Where are my pants?!

你是說褲子？

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

啊啊！我的褲子在哪裡？！

Back off!

看這個東西，是不是很酷？

This one's mine.

滾開！

And that's how Amazonians finally invented the wheel.

這隻是我的。

You have been my greatest love.

而這就是亞馬遜人發明輪子的由來

That's not what you said last night.

一直以來，妳都是我的摯愛

Mom?

妳昨晚不是這麼說的

What?

媽？

There are no men on this island. Don't judge me!

怎樣？

Be careful, Diana.

這個島上沒有男人，別怪我！

Their garments aren't sword-proof.

小心點，戴安娜

What the blazes? I ordered a policewoman stripper!

人類的衣服可能會被劍割破

Have you never met a man before? I mean, what about your father?

什麼鬼？我請了一位女警脫衣舞孃？

I had no father.

妳沒見過男人嗎？妳父親呢？

I was brought to life by Zeus.

我沒有父親

Did this Zeus guy bring you to life roughly nine months after meeting your mom?

宙斯賜予我生命

Yes.

這個叫宙斯的傢伙是不是在遇見妳媽之後 的九個月後賜予妳生命？

How did you know?

是啊

Just thinking aloud.

你怎麼知道？

Plan B: Horses!

只是說說罷了

Plan C: Arrows without bows!

B計畫：馬！

Oop. That didn't go very far.

C計畫：沒有弓的箭！

Let me show you how Amazonians dance.

糟糕，沒丟遠

This time you can lead.

讓我給你看亞馬遜人如何跳舞

Hey! Watch where you're deflecting those shells!

現在換你跳

I can't let you do this.

嘿！注意一下妳彈開的炮彈！

Aim for the shield.

2017年 (電影內是1916年)

It's bound to be her most vulnerable spot.

我不能讓妳這麼做

Ugh! This is why we should never allow women in the military.

瞄準盾牌

They make us look so weak!

那肯定是她最脆弱的地方

Nein!

呃！這就是為什麼我們永遠不應該允許軍隊裡有女人

What I do is not up to you.

她們讓我們來看起來好弱！

It is up to my dead sister, whose shrunken head I wear at all times to advise me.

不！

- Oh my God, the smell! - SHHH!

我愛怎麼做由不得你管

It is rude to speak while she is speaking.

這是我死去姐姐萎縮的頭， 我隨時都戴著，她會給我建議

Perfect chance to use the Wonder Woman "Walk of Stealth".

我的天啊，這味道！ 噓！

AARGH!!

在她說話的時候插話是不禮貌的

How did they see me?

完美機會 使用神力女超人“潛行”

It's Etta Candy.

啊啊！！

I'm Steve Trevor's secretary.

他們怎麼看見我的？

What is a "secretary"?

"出包女超人"

I go where he tells me to go and I do what he tells me to do.

我是艾塔肯蒂

Oh, well where I'm from, that's called "slavery".

史提夫崔佛的秘書

Kneel before your master!

“秘書”是什麼？

- Insolent swine! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

我任憑他差遣，聽命行事

You can't do that stuff here, Diana.

在我的家鄉，那叫奴隸

Never outside the office.

在妳主人面前跪下！

GENERAL ANTIOPE: Plan D: Bows without arrows!

傲慢的豬！哇哦，哇哦，哇哦！嘿，嘿，嘿！

Completely ineffective.

你不能在這裡這麼做，戴安娜

Plan E: Horses by themselves!

不能在辦公室外面做

They're not doing anything!

神力. 優雅. 智慧. 呃...至少有神力

Plan F: Cows!

D計畫：沒有箭的弓！

I wouldn't have believed it, but that's even worse!

完全沒效。

Plan G: Flying through the air, on a horse, whilst firing a bow and arrow!

E計畫：放馬衝過去！

Ok, that looked great but the horse threw a shoe and now we gotta put him down.

牠們完全沒在攻擊！

Farm boy?

F計畫：放牛！

["THE PRINCESS BRIDE" THEME]

我不敢相信，戰況更糟了！

Fetch me that shotgun?

G計畫：我們從空中過去，讓馬兒在地面上射箭拖時間！

[WESTLEY] As you wish.

好吧，看起來奏效了，但是馬兒丟了一隻鞋子， 而我們現在得要打敗憤怒的敵人

Wait a second.

安撫敵人！

I think I may have a Plan H.

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