So Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa Hanukkah or heck all three

所以聖誕快樂，寬扎節光明節或赫克所有三個

We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie

我們現代化的這些順口溜了大量資產階級

Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team

愛，更新的聖誕頌歌隊

You'd better not judge, you better not hate

你最好不要論斷人，你最好不要恨

You better not bully or

你最好不要欺負或

discriminate

辨析

Progressive Santa's coming to town

漸進聖誕老人來到小鎮

He's making a list of gluten free foods

他製作的無麩質食品名單

He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes

他不會採取在J-法的裸體偷看

Progressive Santa's coming to town

漸進聖誕老人來到小鎮

He's 50 different races

他是50不同種族

And all for tax reform

和所有稅改革

He'll protect all your children

他會保護所有孩子

Well, as long as they've been born

好了，只要他們已經誕生

You better watch out...

你最好小心點...

That's to far?

這是遠？

Okay.

好的。

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)

魯道夫的紅鼻子馴鹿（馴鹿）

Had an advantageous nose

有一個有利的鼻子

(he outlived his friends)

（他活得比他的朋友）

He passed his bright red traits on (traits on)

他通過了鮮豔的紅色特質上（上性狀）

Darwin said that's how it goes

達爾文說，是怎麼一回事呢

(evolution's not a theory)

（進化不是一個理論）

Mary did you know

瑪麗你知道嗎

that your baby boy

您的男嬰

supports the NRA?

支持NRA？

Mary did you know that your baby boy

聖母，您知道您的男嬰

is white

是白

Did you know

你知道嗎

Deck the halls with kujichagulia

甲板kujichagulia大廳

Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza

土瓜灣娃娃娃娃娃娃wanza

Give zawadi, hang benderas

給zawadi，掛benderas

Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza

土瓜灣娃娃娃娃娃娃wanza

Throw your hands up in the air-a

把你的手在空中，一

You're a green one, Mr. Grinch

你是一個綠色的，聖誕怪傑先生

You're lacking in finesse.

你缺乏技巧。

That greenish epidermis determines your succes

那綠色的表皮決定了你的更迭

Mr. Grinch

聖誕怪傑先生

Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress

種族主義衛生組織勉強你們，他們繼續壓制問題

lalala lala la lalala

LALALA拉拉拉LALALA

You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch

你是一個局外人，聖誕怪傑先生

You give the Whos a fright

你給衛生組織嚇了一跳

They say your heart is 3/5ths normal

他們說，你的心臟是3/5度正常

You're either wrong or white

你要么錯誤或白色

Mr. Grinch

聖誕怪傑先生

Don't walk the streets of Whoville

不要走名叫Whoville街頭

You might fight a cop the Whos will not indict

你可能會打警察的衛生組織將不起訴

La -

拉 -

I'm

我

dreaming

做夢

of a racially ambiguous holiday

一個種族曖昧的節日

Away in a manger with Jesus and crew

客場與耶穌和船員馬槽

His schmeckle got cut

他schmeckle得到削減

cause hey Christ was a Jew

導致哎基督是猶太人

O holy night

聖善夜

the stars are brightly shining

星星閃閃發亮

It is the night

它是夜

Jesus did

耶穌

something holy

神聖的東西

(I don't know the whole story)

（我不知道整個故事）

Joseph watched golf, right?

約瑟夫看到高爾夫球，對吧？

His leather chair reclining

他的真皮座椅斜倚

As Mary birthed a child,

瑪麗一個生產經歷的孩子，

I think a donkey was involved

我覺得驢參與

any help here? God?

這裡有什麼幫助？神？

Three wise men came

三個智者來到

with GPS they found him

與GPS他們找到他

aside in a barn

一邊在一個穀倉

as his omniscient baby daddy tucked him in

他無所不知的寶寶爸爸藏在他

Jesus crawled on his knees

耶穌爬在他的膝蓋

his mom

他媽媽

shared it on snapchat

共享它snapchat

Oh bright

哦，光明

Device

設備

Oh night

哦，晚上

When Christ celebrated Christmas

當基督慶祝聖誕節

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