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  • I've come down to the L.A. school of gymnastics

    我到了洛杉磯的一間體操學校

  • I'm thinking of signing up my five-year-old son for calsses

    我在考慮幫我五歲大的兒子報名

  • But not before I've tried it out myself to see if it's worthy

    但我要先體驗看看這課程是否值得

  • Let's go inside.

    我們進去吧

  • Hello.

    哈囉

  • I'm James Corden.

    我是詹姆士柯登

  • Nice to meet you, Allah.

    很高興認識你,我是 Allah

  • Hi, nice to meet you.

    嗨,很高興認識妳

  • I have a five-year-old son called Max.

    我有一個五歲大的兒子,麥克斯

  • And I'm thinking of signing him up for classes.

    我在考慮要幫他報名體操課

  • Excellent.

    很好

  • But he's not going to do it, I'm going to do it.

    但今天不是他上課,是我要上

  • Oh.

    哦?

  • And then I'm going to check YOUR ability.

    我要看看你們有多少能耐

  • Oh god, alright.

    天啊,好吧

  • Is that OK?

    可以嗎?

  • That's absolutely OK.

    當然沒問題

  • This way? Okay.

    這邊? 好

  • Alright.

    好的

  • Why have you got a thing for giant mustaches?

    為什麼這邊有個鬍子扭蛋機?

  • Is that for kids who want to compete with adults? They want to be in the adult program.

    是給那些想裝大人上節目的小孩?

  • So is that why?

    是這樣嗎?

  • Yeah.

    應該吧

  • How does this work?

    這怎麼用?

  • I don't know, don't use it.

    我不知道,不要碰

  • Oh god.

    天啊

  • Oh~ Here we go!

    哦~~ 出來了!

  • They are not even mustaches!

    這根本不是鬍子扭蛋機啊!

  • This is not even a mustache in there!

    這裡面連鬍子都不是!

  • What's that?

    這是什麼?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道

  • That clearly says giant mustaches!

    那裡明明標示著鬍子扭蛋機!

  • Is that a mustache?

    這是鬍子嗎?

  • No.

    不是

  • How can I expect my son to come to a gymnastic school

    我怎麼能夠送我的兒子到一間

  • You cannot properly dispense mustaches.

    連鬍子都分不清的學校

  • If I send my son here I'm going to spend a lot of time in the parent's room

    如果我送我兒子來這裡的話我會花很多時間待在家長室

  • So I'm gonna go upstairs.

    我得上樓看看

  • Hi, is this the parent's room?

    嗨,這是家長室嗎?

  • Check out some of the parents and see if this really a place where they are called.

    看看裡面的家長們和這房間是不是真的像他們形容的一樣

  • What sort of vibe happens up here in the parent's room?

    這上面的氣氛如何?

  • When we're chilling out, what goes down?

    當我們在這休息時,通常會是什麼情況?

  • Hanging out is my little part. I just lay down a fewgerbombs for the moms and dads

    我會喇低賽,然後給爸爸媽媽們一些野格利口酒

  • Look at that, my man looks like he had a Jägerbomb last night.

    看看他,昨晚肯定喝了不少

  • Look at those eyes.

    看看那雙眼睛

  • Do you ever re-enact the scene from "The Graduate" you know

    你們有重現過

  • Where Dustin Hoffman's banging on the glass.

    Dustin Hoffman 在《畢業生》裡面瘋狂拍打玻璃那幕嗎?

  • You've never done it?

    你們沒試過?(請勿拍打玻璃)

  • Hi, guys.

    嗨,大家

  • How are you?

    你好嗎?

  • Hi, James.

    嗨,我是詹姆士

  • Hi James, I'm coach Heather.

    嗨詹姆士,我是 Heather 教練

  • Hi, coach Heather.

    嗨,Heather 教練

  • You ever done gymnastic before?.

    你做過體操嗎?

  • I have not.

    完全沒有

  • Come over here and let's make two lines.

    來這裡排成兩列

  • Open legs, hands on the floor and open your legs AS BIG AS YOU CAN.

    腿打開,手碰地板,把腿打~到~最~開~

  • Now we're going to balance on one foot.

    現在我們用單腳平衡

  • Don't move.

    不要動

  • Now we're going to grab the inside of our one feet and lift one up in the air.

    現在反手抓住腳的內側然後把一隻腳舉起來

  • Here we go! Both of them.

    來囉!兩腳

  • Alright that was great, I'll see you later.

    恩很棒的課程,待會見

  • Oh, that wasn't it.

    喔還沒結束

  • Crushed it, we totally beat them.

    幹的好

  • Big kick over.

    側手翻

  • Alright, alright.

    很好

  • There we go.

    很棒

  • TEN, TEN.

    十分,十分

  • DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS! Or someone told you that?

    別碰玻璃!還是有人說你們可以碰的?

  • I think they've been smoking marijuana.

    我懷疑他們吸大麻吸嗨了

  • Not bad, not bad.

    還不錯嘛

  • This is unique and that's what the judges look for.

    評審就愛這種獨特的東西

  • So this is the chalk for your hands. Yes.

    這就是止滑粉?沒錯

  • My son will immediately put that chalk in his mouth. So I'm just gonna make sure....not great

    我兒子會馬上把它放進嘴巴,所以我要確認...噁 不好吃

  • Right, are we checking.... Up, go

    我們需要檢查... 上!

  • Look at that, look how high that is.

    看看我撐得多高

  • This is not what I had in mind.

    這跟我想的完全不一樣

  • No, you're not gonna get me!

    不,你們抓不到我的!

  • No! No!

    不!不!

  • I feel like I'm getting the praise that you guys are getting from coach Weather.

    我覺得我都沒有像你們一樣被教練稱讚

  • What do you think?

    你覺得呢?

  • Why do you think I'm struggling in the gymnastics?

    你覺得為什麼我學得這麼辛苦?

  • Because you're rubbish.

    因為你太笨了

  • I'm asking amother question to you.

    再問你們一個問題

  • What have I been...what have I been really good at?

    到現在我有哪樣做得好的?

  • Malik, is there anything that I have been good at?

    Malik 你覺得到現在我做得最好的是什麼?

  • (Silence) Yelling and shouting.

    (沉默)大吼大叫

  • OK. I'm glad we had this chat. Guys, let's get back to it.

    恩...我們聊得很開心,我們繼續上課吧

  • That had been really good for all around confidence.

    我想我更有信心了

  • Doing a couple of jumps and fliping.

    跳幾下然後前空翻

  • I'm not flipping.

    為什麼我翻不了

  • I'm actually quit happy in here.

    其實待在這裡蠻好的

  • This is the best place you could ever be.

    這是我今天我最愛的地方

  • I'm so happy.

    太舒服了

  • I can't get out.

    我出不去了

  • That's not helping!

    你們在幫倒忙!

  • I lost my phone.

    我手機掉了

  • I'll give $10 whoever finds my phone.

    誰找到我的手機我賞他 10 元

  • Go, get in there.

    去吧

  • Little did they know

    他們不知道

  • I didn't drop my phone in there.

    我根本沒掉手機

  • Guys, it's a black iphone 7, thank you.

    各位,是一隻黑色的 iphone 7,謝了

  • (APPLAUSE) Guys, you all do fabulous today. Good job, alright.

    你們今天都表現得很棒

  • And for that you guys are all getting medals.

    所以你們每個人都有獎牌

  • You did a special good job.

    你表現得特別棒

  • Good job, you do everything so good.

    做得好,你做的非常好

  • Maybe next time.

    你就下次吧

  • WHAT?

    什麼?!

  • Well, no, the whole thing is rigged.

    不,這一點都不公平公正公開

  • The system is rigged.

    這是黑箱作業

  • There is doping going on here and I'm not interested in it.

    這邊太歡樂了,我要走了

  • Do you think my son would get a medal if he came?

    你覺得如果是我兒子來的話能拿獎牌嗎?

  • If he did a cartwheel, yes.

    如果他能完成側手翻,當然

  • Okay, I'm gonna work on that.

    好吧,我會努力的

  • Thanks guys, it has been great fun.

    謝了大家,我玩得很愉快

  • Say bye James.

    跟詹姆士說掰掰

  • Bye James.

    掰掰詹姆士

I've come down to the L.A. school of gymnastics

我到了洛杉磯的一間體操學校

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