Um..you know, I'm gonna get my own.

[但是有點難笑]

Your own? It's extra large, like we always do.

[所以我們稍作修改以增加趣味性]

I don't think it's going to be enough. Be right back.

[我們討厭你Chris]

Hey baby, movie's about to start. What's up?

要吃嗎?

Is Chris with you?

額..這個..我自己買一份好了

Yup. No, no, not at the moment.

自己的一份? 這是超大份的耶 跟我們平常買的一樣啊

He's...um..getting more popcorn. Dumbasses, now he's gonna miss the trailers.

我覺得會不夠 馬上回來

Don't you think it's weird that Chris always leaves right before the trailer?

嘿 北鼻 電影快開始了 怎麼了?

So? he just likes popcorn.

Chris跟你一起嗎?

Yeah, but it's like clockwork.

對啊..喔沒有 現在沒有

So what're you trying to say?

他去..額..買爆米花 傻瓜一個 他會錯過電影預告

I think Chris...is a movie cheater.

你不覺得Chris老在預告開始前離開很奇怪嗎?

What!? No...

那又怎樣? 他就愛吃爆米花咩

No...what are you talk..what are you talking? Chris would never do that to me!

但是他也太準時了吧

I mean do you realize how ridiculous that sound?

你到底想說什麼?

Okay, I'm sorry I even brought it up.

我覺得Chris...是電影小三

I love you, okay?

什麼!? 才不是...

Me, too.

不會的...你在..你在胡說什麼? Chris才不會這樣對我!

What are you doing?

你不是常常告訴我 說話要經過思考嗎?

Dude! Where were you? I thought you're gonna miss the trailers.

好吧 抱歉我提起這種事

Dude, I never miss the trailers with you.

我愛你 好嗎?

I got you this. (Movie: What are you doing sir?)

我也是

(Movie: Getting down.)

你在幹嘛?

Um..let me get a drink. Do you want anything?

大哥!你去哪裡? 我以為你要錯過預告了

I already got you one.

老兄 我才不會錯過跟你一起看預告

Oh...

我買了這個給你 (電影: 先生, 你在幹嘛?)

Um...yo...I kindda feel like a Dr. Pepper.

(電影: 往下爬 [轟趴])

I'll go with you.

額..我要買個飲料 你有要什麼嗎?

No!No!No! Philip, you can't.

我幫你買好了

You have to stay and tell me what I miss.

喔...

Be right back.

額...欸...我比較想喝Dr.Pepper

Hey, honey. You're right.

我跟你去買

I knew it!

不不不! Philip! 千萬不行!!

Honey, you are in denial.

你要留在這邊 告訴我錯過的劇情

He's obviously still watching films with Manny.

馬上回來

But he told me he would stop long time ago.

嘿 哈尼 你說的沒錯

Oh my god. That's what they all say.

我就知道!

You need to respect yourself and confront him.

哈尼 你還在否認期

Or you're sleeping on the couch tonight.

很顯然地 他還在跟Manny看電影

I love you, okay? I'll see you at home.

但是他很早以前告訴我 他會停止這麼做

???

我的天啊 小三都是這樣說的呀!

Shh...

你要學會尊重自己 好好地面對他

You SHH!!!

不然你今天晚上就給我睡沙發

I'm sorry.

我愛你 好嗎? 回家見

What took you so long?

???

They ran out of popcorns.

噓...

They ran out of popcorn?

你才噓!!!!

...in a movie theater?

對不起

It happens.

怎麼去那麼久?

Hey, I got you this though.

他們爆米花賣完了

Bro..this..this is Sprite?

他們爆米花賣完了?

You're the best.

...在電影院賣完?

I have to go to the restroom. I'll be right back.

有時候會這樣

Chris, what are you doing here?

嘿 不過我幫你買了這個

Phil? What..what're you doing out here?

老弟..這...這是雪碧嗎?

I'm look for you. Why did you just come out that theater?

你最好了

Ahh..I gotta turn around.

我要去上個廁所 等等回來

Where is this Sprite I just got you?

Chris 你在這裡做什麼?

I actually drank it.

Phil? 你..你在外面幹嘛?

But hey, listen! We gonna miss the movie.Let's go!

我出來找你 你為什麼從那間戲院廳出來?

Are you still watching movies with Manny?

啊...我應該要轉過去才對

Why...why...why are you acting like this?

我剛買給你的雪碧在哪裡?

Just answer the question.

被我喝完了

Chris...

但是 欸..聽著.. 我們要錯過電影了 快點走吧

Oh...you....

你還有在跟Manny看電影嗎?

Phil, I can explain.

為..為..為什麼你忽然這樣說?

Yeah, please explain, Chris. I would love to hear this, too.

快點回答問題

You told me that you would stop watching movies with..

Chris...

..."THAT" a long time ago.

喔..你...

Ho, ho..bro,I don't know who you think you are.

Phil 我可以解釋的

But Chris and I have been watching movies together since elementary school.

對啊 拜託你解釋一下 Chris 我也想聽

Is that the Sprite that I just bought you?

你很久以前跟我說過 你不會再跟...

Did you two...share this drink?

...「這玩意兒」一起再看電影了

How could you do this...?

齁 老兄 你以為你哪根蔥

We made a promise.

Chris跟我從小學就一起看電影了

Every week I'll get an extra large popcorn and a drink.

那是我剛剛買給你的雪碧嗎?

I even save the seat for you.

你們兩個..也會分著喝嗎?

Just a little left of the center just how you like it.

你怎麼可以這樣...?

He likes it, to the right of center. Shows much...you know.

我們約好的

Dude, you wanna take it to the economic section?

每個星期 我都會買特大包的爆米花和飲料

You know I wanna step up.

我甚至替你保留座位

Oh,I wanna "Step Up" to "The Streets"!

中間靠左的座位 你喜歡坐那邊

I wanna "Step Up" 3D!!

他喜歡的是中間靠右 才能..看得淋漓盡致

I wanna "Step Up" 3D IMax!!!

老兄 你要去普通票價區「踹共」嗎?

I wanna "Step Up - Revolution"!!!

我要對你武力全開

I...there..there will be more!!

喔 我才對你在街頭「舞力全開」

Stop! Guys! Stop! Listen...

我「舞力全開 3D」啦!!

Sorry that I lied to both of you, okay?

我「舞力全開 3D」 IMax版本!!!

Manny, listen, I know we made a promise to you, but...

我「舞力全開 : 第四集」!!

We were so young, you know.

我...他們..他們還會出續集的!!

As I grew up I realized... I like movies other than big budget Sci-Fi.

停下了!你們!快停下來! 聽著...

After a while I feel like an obligation with you.

很抱歉我對你們說了謊 好嗎?

The same routine, the same snacks.

Manny 聽著 我知道我對你做過承諾 但是...

I feel trapped.

我們當時還小

Phil, it was eye-opening watching Arts movies with you.

我長大以後發現... 我不只喜歡高預算的科幻大片

But, I still and will always love my Michael Bay movies.

一陣子過後 我覺得你像是我的責任和義務

I feel like you will judge me so... I lied about it.

一樣的例行公事 吃著一樣的點心

Maybe I wanna to get caught.

我有被困住的感覺

It's kindda dumb watching movies with you guys at the exact same time all these years.

Phil 和你看藝術電影讓我大開眼界

Yeah..yeah..that's pretty dumb.

但是 我仍然喜愛麥可貝的電影

That's pretty stupid.

我覺得你會批判我所以... 我就說謊了

But I'm glad I came clean about it.

也許我想被抓包

So what now?

這些年來 一直跟你們倆同時看電影真的很蠢

Maybe..the three of us..can watch the movie together?

對..對..確實很蠢

Movie whore.

蠢透頂了

Aliza?

但是我很高興 我終於可以對你們坦白

Porter...

那現在怎麼辦?

I thought you said you weren't having coffee with Christine anymore.

也許現在..我們三個...可以一起看電影?

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