Today's video is all about promises :-)

Now those of you that follow me on Twitter will remember that a few weeks ago

I promised that if a certain video wasn't uploaded on a Friday

I would make a video

waxing my legs (wowza)

*licks lips nervously*

...Now as a man of my word

*regrets life decisions*

You can probably guess what's about to happen

RIGHT, so before this happens

as I didn't want to amputate both of my legs attempting to do this

I thought I'd enlist the help of an experienced girl

L: tADaHH

D: Hey Louiseeeee

L: *laughs*

D: wot

D: what is it just your legs(?)

*both laughing* (idk why)

D: Like was he ???????????

L: Literally

L: watch the screen, I went-

*Louise appearing*

D: AHAHA

D: Like an old lady in a cartoon

D: *imitates old lady* hELL0 KidS

D: HAHAHAHA

*Louise gasping for air*

D: uhhhh this has gone off to a terrible start

D: I've got abs (sure danyul)

D: ...okay

D: oh I can order pizza later now

*Louise re enters* L: oH HI

D: Hey Louise :D

L: Hi Dan :D

D: How are you?

L: What a surprise to find me behind your door

...

D: you broke in

D: how experienced are you with waxing?

L: I've waxed one person before

D: *scared for his leg hairs* ...okay

D: ...yes

D: and she still has legs!

L: she still has legs!

D: and, does she have any permanent disfigurations of any kind?

L: no mutilations, she looks pretty beautiful to me

D: so I'm in relatively good hands

(Well.....) Yeah...

D: YEAHHHH okay

L: *thumbs up*

D: so how does this work?

D: cause I have no idea what's about to happen

L: I've not actually used this one before

D: right

L: don't worry though! :-)

D: okay

L: this is feet gel wax kit D: *fearing for his life*

L: strips

D: okay

L: to inflict all the pain :3

D: ...great

L: some instructions *throws instructions away* don't need that

D: HAHA

D: does it have flavour?

L: um, you don't eat it

L: *reads warning* WARNING. Always remove the lid and foil seal before heating the wax.

D: you have to heat the wax...?

L: overheating wax may cause burns

*oh god...*

D: so the difference between that and the strips

is that this involves boiling hot liquid that could melt my flesh

L: YES :)

essentially yes

D: GR8

D: shall we go microwave it

D: 3

D: 2

D: 1

D: boom

D: that feels quite warm but not flesh meltingly warm

L: wanna stir it around though

L: I mean don't mind me

*both laugh*

D: are you eating my cereal?!

D: lay down the pokemon towel

L: is this mew

D: no that's arceus

who's like the jesus of pokemon

L: ohh *asks again* is this mew

D: and that's palkia

who has power over space

D: right

L: shhh-

L: -did we put this in the microwave with the foil lid on :O

L: ARE WE STUPID

L: ARE WE ACTUALLY STUPID

L: we just put a foil lid into a microwave

L: AND filmed it

D: *chuckles*

(life lesson) D: kids

L: don't put foil-

D: don't microwave foil... because it will explode

L: WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

D: I'm not the hairiest

well I kinda-

I have leg hair

but, the rest of my body I do kind of look like an 8 year old girl

D: I might embrace this

as I cry

is that- is that okay?

L: sure, prop your leg up

D: I'm scared

L: *presents leg*

D: *nervous* right

okay

so now what happens

L: I just want to say something...

...for all the fangirls out there

*touches leg*

L: that was- that was for you •.• D: *laughs*

L: IT'S ON it's on it's on it's on it's on

D: OOOOW

D: OWH. THIS IS- L: sorry. sorry. sorry.

L: sorry. sorry.

D: nononono smooth it out, smooth it out first

D: smooth it out first L: *still saying sorry*

D: smooth it out first L: sorry X93862986

D: you're not sor-

D: she's not sorry

L: oh god, I've not stuck it through properly

D: -you haven't

D: NO wait! Wait!

*exhales*

D: okay. so-

D: girls do this all the time

L: I don't, I shave

D: people do it on their vaginas

D: so it mustn't be that *inaudible* L: *nods* they do

D: because you don't wanna just rip your vagina off

L: I'll tell you, it is brutal on your vagina

*nod of empathy*

D: and your vagina didn't get ripped off

L: ...not all of it

D: *laughs*

L: think of that moment when you got a million subscribers

*rips mercilessly* (omg ouch)

D: G- AAAA-

D: motherf*cker

D: oH MY GoD

*Dan in misery while Louise laughs at him because true of friendship*

D: OH mY g0D

*Louise still laughing at Danny*

D: I wasn't ready T.T

L: I know you weren't

L: look how much of your skin's come off with it :o

D: that didn't just remove the hair did it

D: I think it removed the first 20 layers of my skin

D: ...but that's good because I don't exfoliate

L: oh no this is hardening

*HEHE*

*laughs*

*spreading the gel*

L: okay I'll just spread out-

D: AHH

D: THE SPREADING HURTS

L: sorry

D: every spreading's tugging the hairs-

D: oh, f*ck this L: *apologising* it's on

L: it's on it's on it's on

D: *gruff voice* I can't feel anything

L: *blows*

D: wh-a-a-t does the blowing do

L: cools the wax D: okay

L: then

L: it will be hard

L: and then I can do it

D: okay

L: this feels quite soft still

D: yup

L: there are too many innuendos in this video

L: it's not really that ??? that needs to harden

L: what I should do

L: looking into the lens

who is the hottest girl you can think of

D: at the moment, probably Jennifer LawRENCE

D: FFFffFFFFfffffffffFFFffffff

L: yeah

D: yeah

D: sm- muAAAAAHHHH

L: does that help D: *save me*

L: it does, doesn't it

D: kind of

L: yeah, when my friend did me

she had to do that but it was really awkward

because it wasn't my leg she was waxing

and I was like *(Brendon) What the fu*k is going on!)

D: ...your friend just-

-like-

-placed her hand on your vagin- *laughs*

D: HAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

L: we were really good friends

D: okay

L: but it felt so good because it was just like aaAAaaAHhhHHhhh

D: I don't think we're at the level yet

where you can

put your hand on my vagina

L: that's fine by me

L: let's keep our vaginas to ourselves :D

D: *chuckles* agreed

L: so that's a lesson for all of us

Both: keep your vaginas to yourselves :-)

D: this is so much more educational than I thought it would be

D: is the sock mark area quite tender? L: I'm doing it I'm doing-

L: yeah, of course it is

D: this

particular one was probably a mistake

L: *slurping noises*

D: *clears throat* erm

*laughs*

D: are you just gonna rip all the flesh off my body

L: *softly* nooo

D: okay yeah, no, because you know what you're doing :-)

L: *creepily* hehhh yeahhhhh

D: I appreciate the toils of females so much now

D: why would someone wax their vagina instead of shaving their vagina

L: uuuum

well

this is a conversation we're about to have on the internet

D: just- just things that I don't know, that I think I should know L: okay, because if you shave-

D: yes

L: -the hair grows back in like 2 or 3 days

D: yeah

L: but if you wax

because when you shave

you're just cutting the hair off the surface

D: yeah yeah yeah

L: and so it's still like

*high pitched voice* I'm at the surface woohoo

but if you like wax it, you're like ripping out the follicle

so that it's like

you've got to grow a whole new follicle

area

bit

D: maybe you should like, pound them down with your hands

like this

smooth, smooth, and then just RIP

D: okay, I'm gonna act cool, not gonna even blink

D: are you wanking my leg?

*laughs*

*danyul stroking his imaginary wiener*

D: you okay there Louise?

(Laughing so hard they're gonna die XD)

D: ooh, everything hurts, this is insane L: this is horrible

*laughs somemore*

L: I just wanked your leg

(send more halp)

D: I feel abused ) :'3

L: *gasps*

L: I feel like an abuser

L: are you ready for this

D: not gonna even blink

(the seconds before the pain)

*staggered ripping*

L: :O OOH! SORRY!

D: I blinked

L: *whispers* sorry

L: make no facial expressions

*observes*

*still no expression much wows*

L: *makes noise*

L: oh, sorry, sorry!

D: IT GOT STUCK A BIT AT THE END THERE

D: ffFFF*CK

D: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

L: this

wasn't my finest hour

D: the wax was a fun adventure

L: what it turns out is...

I don't know how to do this

D: so I look slightly like a burn victim

L: wax strips with easy grip (on) sensitive skin

almond oil and vitamin E

D: this is what I kind of imagined more

L: OH! they come with perfect finish wipes

D: AYEEE

L: AYEEE

D: you can- you can wipe me down afterwards

L: yeah I can :---)

L: okay

D: please put this on right