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  • This is a super basic brownie recipe.

    這是一個超級基礎的布朗尼食譜。

  • You can find hundreds of variations of it online...

    你可以在網上找到幾百種不同的... ...

  • ...just like your significant other.

    ...就像你的另一半一樣

  • [intro music]

    [介紹音樂]

  • So take a half [of a] cup of flour

    所以取半杯麵粉。

  • and add a touch of love,

    並增添了一絲愛意。

  • a cup of sugar,

    一杯糖。

  • and add in a drop of furiousness.

    並加入一滴憤怒的情緒。

  • Take a third [of a] cup of cocoa powder,

    取三分之一[的]杯可可粉。

  • and add a spritz of regret.

    並加上一抹遺憾。

  • Take two eggs

    取兩個雞蛋

  • and a sliver of ambivalence

    和一絲矛盾情緒

  • and half a cup of melted bitter -- I mean, butter.

    還有半杯融化的苦味 -- 我是說,黃油。

  • Wangjangle the dry stuff together.

    旺角的乾貨在一起。

  • Mix the wet stuff together.

    將溼的東西混合在一起。

  • Then add the wet stuff to the dry stuff

    然後把溼的東西加到乾的東西里

  • until it's just combined

    直到它的結合

  • so you get this gooey perfection.

    所以你得到這個粘稠的完美。

  • Then take a greasy pan

    然後拿一個油鍋

  • and pour it in.

    並將其倒入。

  • You can spread it out with a spatula.

    你可以用鏟子把它攤開。

  • Ondies [as in onion] on 350°.

    Ondies[如洋蔥]上350°。

  • And in they go.

    他們進去了。

  • *whispers* I love you

    *我愛你

  • After around 25 minutes, you can take them out.

    25分鐘左右後,就可以拿出來了。

  • If nothing sticks to the toothpick, you're probably good.

    如果沒有東西粘在牙籤上,你可能就好了。

  • Then let them set.

    然後讓它們定型。

  • So the easy part's done.

    所以簡單的部分已經完成了。

  • Now it's time for the hard part.

    現在是最難的部分了。

  • Put the brownies on a plate,

    把布朗尼放在盤子裡。

  • then serve with your annual Relationship Flashcard Test.

    然後用每年的關係閃卡測試服務。

  • [words on all cards are read out loud]

    [大聲朗讀所有卡片上的文字]

  • Good, I love you, too.

    好,我也愛你。

  • Oh good. I'm attracted to you, too.

    哦,好。我也被你吸引了。

  • No, I didn't think you would.

    不,我不認為你會。

  • I was just wondering.

    我只是想知道。

  • Oh good, I don't get that inkling, either.

    哦,好的,我也沒有得到這種暗示。

  • No, it's just you sort of laugh at his jokes a lot.

    不,只是你經常笑他的笑話。

  • Whatever, Chad's funny, Chad can be funny.

    不管怎麼說,Chad很有趣,Chad可以很有趣。

  • Doesn't bother me.

    不打擾我。

  • Next question.

    下一個問題。

  • Aw, thanks, Babe!

    哦,謝謝,寶貝!

  • I don't remember that, either.

    我也不記得了。

  • No? I also don't think that would be cool.

    沒有嗎?我也不認為那會很酷。

  • So you passed the test.

    所以你通過了測試。

  • You can now have some brownies.

    你現在可以吃一些布朗尼了。

  • Also, I got you some fresh-baked roses.

    還有,我給你買了一些新鮮出爐的玫瑰花。

  • Oh, and by the way,

    哦,順便說一下

  • Chad's afraid of spiders, so.

    查德害怕蜘蛛,所以。

  • [outro music]

    [其他音樂]

  • *you should really consider subscribing to YSAC*

    *你真的應該考慮訂閱YSAC*。

This is a super basic brownie recipe.

這是一個超級基礎的布朗尼食譜。

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