- Rompers are the worst.

- 連身褲最糟

- Super dark jeans are awful.

極深色的牛仔褲糟透了

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- So I love high-waisted denim shorts, they're so cute,

我喜歡高腰單寧短褲，很好看

but your butt's always hanging out, no one wants that

但你的屁股總會露在外面，沒有人喜歡那樣

and when you sit down, it's not stretchy,

而且坐下的時候，褲子沒有彈性

so it just like digs into your skin

它就會陷入你的皮膚

and it's so uncomfortable.

超級不舒服

- Flowy short skirts, every time I go out and it's windy,

飄逸的短裙，每當我在颳風時穿出門

it's like "whoo" and I'm not trying to be

就會「呼」，但我並不想成為

Marilyn Monroe right now.

瑪麗蓮夢露

- Body suits, not only does it make going to

連身衣，不只是

the bathroom difficult, you also have to make sure

上廁所很困難，也必須確保

those two little dangly bits don't fall

那兩小片懸掛的衣襬不會

into the toilet while you're peeing.

在你尿尿時掉進馬桶裡

Don't forget to clip those little bits back together,

別忘了把這些衣襬扣回來

cause otherwise you're gonna have a tail

否則會有一條尾巴

dragging behind you.

拖在你後頭

- Fabric that wrinkles really easily is absolute trash

- 容易起皺的布料真是垃圾

and I'm not about to start bringing an iron

而我並不會開始

with me everywhere I go.

隨身攜帶熨斗

- Dry clean clothes only, why do they make those?

- 只能乾洗的衣服，為什麼要做出這種東西？

Why can't I just throw it in the washer?

為什麼不能直接丟進洗衣機？

Such a hassle having to go to the dry cleaners.

必須去乾洗店真的很麻煩

- Rompers are the worst.

- 連身褲最糟糕

Sure they look really cute in the summer,

夏天穿是很好看

but then you have to go to the bathroom

但上廁所的時候

and you end up stripping naked and then

你必須脫光

just sitting there feeling very, very exposed.

坐在那裡，感覺自己非常非常暴露

- Super dark jeans are awful.

- 極深色的牛仔褲糟透了

By the end of the day your hands and your purse

一天結束後你的手和提包

are blue from all the ink coming off of it.

都會被褲子上的染料染成藍色

- Sheer tops, what bra are you supposed to wear under it?

- 薄紗上衣，衣服底下該穿什麼內衣啊？

Bralettes, not everyone can wear bralettes.

無鋼圈內衣，不是每個人都能穿無鋼圈內衣啊

- I hate wearing strapless tops.

- 我恨透了無肩帶上衣

You constantly have to pull them up,

你必須一直往上拉

why won't they just stay in place?

為什麼衣服不能固定別動？

- Backless tops are the worst.

- 露背上衣最糟

Like, you know, you go into a store

舉例來說，你知道的，你走進一家店

and you see a dress or a top and then you turn

看見一件洋裝或上衣，然後你將它翻過來

it around and all of a sudden, it has no back.

突然發現它沒有背

It's not like everyone can just casually go braless.

並不是每個人都能很自在地不穿內衣

- Low-cut running socks.

- 短口襪

While you're walking, they slip into your shoe,

走路的時候，襪子會滑進鞋子裡

which is super uncomfortable

超級不舒服的

and they also leave your foot exposed for blisters.

而且也會讓你的腳起水泡

- Just-a-little-too-short crop tops.

- 短了點的短版上衣

Every time you raise your hand up, you can see your bra.

每當妳舉起手，就會看到妳的胸罩

- A good clothing moment that happened to me

- 我遇過一次很好的穿搭經驗

was that I found a strappy dress that I can go

我找到一件有肩帶洋裝是可以

braless in because it has enough support in the chest area.

不穿胸罩的，因為它在胸部有足夠的支撐

- So recently I got these high-waisted denim shorts,

- 我最近買了這件高腰單寧短褲

but these are actually really comfortable and really cute.

但這件其實是真的很好穿又好看的

- I love thrift shopping, you can always find

- 我喜歡買二手貨，總是可以找到

cute, original stuff, but for a good deal.

可愛又獨創的東西，但是價錢很親民

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)