Lilly Singh

Lilly Singh

who?

誰？

(applauding)

(鼓掌)

Thank you for filling the time slot, I'm exhausted to be here, I'm gonna say a bunch of things that my writers research

- 謝謝你填滿這空檔 - 來這真的是累斃了 - 接下來我要說一些我團隊研究的東西

It's like numbers numbers numbers. It says like 12 million subscribers Forbes 30 under 30 woah

一堆數字、數字、數字。你有一千兩百萬的訂閱數。你是富比世排名 30 位 30 歲以下的成功人士，哇

I'm kind of listening, but I'm more concerned with how I'm sitting and if it looks okay.

我假裝有在聽，但我其實比較在意我坐姿怎樣，看起來美嗎？

I've never actually really watched your stuff. This cue card says that you wrote a book okay here. Let's promote that yall

我從來都沒看過妳的東西。我手卡說妳寫了一本書，這裡，大家看一下

Never watch the show either, but yes, I wrote a book. It's called how to be a bawse

我也從來沒看過這節目，但，是的，我寫了本書叫做『跩得像老闆』

It is a guide to conquering life, and I'm here to tell you to buy it. - Sorry. I wasn't listening

這本書在說要如何戰勝人生，我來這是叫大家買它。- 抱歉我沒在聽

I was thinking about my next question, which is you're Indian

我在想我下一個問題，妳是印度人

Which means I definitely have to ask you about your parents. - Of course. - I assume they're disappointed. *laughter* well actually

這表示我一定要問問妳的父母 - 當然 - 我想他們應該對妳很失望 (哈哈哈)

I have a great very funny spontaneous story about them that I pre-planned. I'll pretend

我其實有準備一個關於他們的故事，很好笑的

It's funnier than it actually is great so my parents to be so confused with what I did

我會假裝妳的故事真的很有趣 - 爸媽之前非常不懂我在做什麼

But now my dad is so obnoxiously proud of me. He goes around to everyone says I'm Lilly Singh's dad

但我爸現在到哪都跟別人說他是 Lilly Singh 的爸爸，很以我為榮到我覺得有點煩

(laughter) I really think the story's adorable (awwww)

(笑聲) 我認真覺得這故事很可愛 (噢)

I'm gonna ask you about your watch now because I know that you have an endorsement deal

我要問問妳的手錶，我知道妳在代言它

Oh, yes, that's right, and now you'll get a portion of the check. So thank you. Oh, also my publicist thought

噢，是的，妳現在拿到分紅了，所以謝了。對了，我的公關

I should say that you're an inspiration to myself and women everywhere. -This is vodka. -I hope I'm still sitting okay

說我應該要提妳是我們所有女性的典範 - 這是伏特加 -我希望我坐得坐姿還行

I didn't shave that high. -We're gonna play a game now because I need a segment on YouTube

，我腿毛沒刮那麼高 - 我們接下來要玩個遊戲，因為我需要放個片段到Youtube

Oh, I'm gonna actually often confused even though myself and 17 people on my team approve

我和我 17 個團員其實都很常不懂這段在幹嘛

It's called never have I ever oh, I played this a thousand times. I'm sure you're still gonna

遊戲叫『我從來沒有...』。 噢，這遊戲我玩了上千遍了，我相信妳還是要跟我說

Tell me the rules I am I'm gonna say something that I've never done, and then if you've done it

這遊戲規則。 沒錯，我會說一些我從來沒做過的事情，但如果妳做過

I get a point oh, I'm for sure gonna lie for the sake of my friend never have I ever stolen anything

我得到一分 - 為了我朋友我一定不會老實說的阿！ - 妳有沒有偷過東西？

Oh never. Oh except for traditional media's audience

從來沒有，除了傳統媒體的觀眾

Yeah, you do get a lot of views and that's why we wanted to have you on the show Logan

妳真的有很多點閱率，所以我們才請妳上節目，Logan

I mean Lilly Lilly Lilly never have I ever been

Lilly，我是說 Lilly... 妳有沒有

stoned on a talk show? - Oh, never. I don't want to lose my brand deals

在節目上嗨過？ - 當然沒有，我可不想丟工作

- I'm stone right now. - Could you remind people to buy my book again?

- 我現在嗨了 -妳可以再跟觀眾說記得買我的書嗎？

Yes, we have 15 seconds left in the thing so say what you need to because say, thank you several times. Thank you

- 好，我們最後有 15 秒，妳可以講妳想講的 - 我會跟妳不停地道謝，謝謝，非常感恩

- Thank you. - And I'm gonna interrupt you because you keep repeating yourself, and then also my sister got you this gift :(

- 我會打斷你，妳話太多了，還有我姐姐要給妳這個禮物

Oh, I'm just filled with things that have your name on them. Actually I had nothing to do with it. - Okay great

- 我會拿到很多有妳名字在上面的東西 - 這些其實跟我沒關係 - 喔，好

Be sure to support Lily's new album. It's cuz it's a hashtag and then grow balls, and you can watch your videos on Vimeo

記得要支持 Lilly 的新專輯，妳可以在 Vimeo 看到這影片

Thank You Lilly

謝謝妳，Lilly

For sure we're gonna take home all the food in the green room now. We're gonna lean in and we're gonna talk about it

- 我們會把休息室裡的食物全部帶走 - 現在靠過來，假裝我們在講話

Okay. It's nice to meet you. I have no idea who you are. - Me Neither. (unintelligible)

- 很高興認識妳，雖然我不知道妳是誰 - 我也是 (無法辨識的說話聲)

- Thank you on your show as well with your viewers, thank you. - Okay, okay.

感謝妳的節目還有妳的觀眾，謝謝！- 好，好

Hey, I hope you enjoyed this video with Kelsey and make sure you check out her show on Netflix is called Chelsea it makes a

嘿，我希望你們喜歡我跟Chelsea合拍的影片，記得鎖定她在Netflix播出的節目叫... Chelsea

It makes a lot of sense.

非常合理

My last video is right over there check out my second Vlog channel right over there

我最新的影片在那邊，我第二個部落格在下面，去看看吧

That make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop

記得要訂閱，每個星期一跟星期四會有新影片，打完收工

I'm very scared of you

妳真的很嚇人