What are you doing?

你在幹嘛?

I'm going to China

我要去中國

Why not just take a plane?

幹嘛不去搭飛機?

Well.. everyone know the opposite of America is China

嗯...大家都知道美國和中國是死對頭

That's...

這真...

That's stupid you'll end up in Indian Ocean

這真夠蠢的，你會挖到印度洋去

That's fake

那是假的

Okay... good luck dying

好吧...祝你早死早超生

idiot

白痴

well... I'll just get back to digging

嗯...我要繼續挖洞了

He he.. That silly taco

嘿嘿...那個弱智塔可餅

I know what I'm doing

我很清楚我在幹嘛

ah

啊

It's beautiful

真美

It's... It's Chi..

是...是中..

*Texas singing*

*德州在唱歌*

Hey watch it!

眼睛睜大點!

Oh my god! Texas are you alright?

我的天!德州，你還好嗎?

yeah I'm

嗯，我..

not you Chile

不是你，智利

but I'm Texas ...

但我是德州...

Oh my god... you look terrible

我的天...你看起來不太好

Let's go to the hospital... let's go buddy

走吧老兄，我帶你去醫院...

uuuuuuuuuuuuumm

呃...

what the?

什麼鬼?

Ahhh sh*t!

啊幹!