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  • hello?

    哈囉?

  • Anybody here?

    有人在嗎?

  • I'm a musical barber and I'm here to cut your hair

    我是音樂髮型師 在這幫你剪頭髮

  • I'll make you look the best you've ever look bro I swear

    我發誓會讓你變得比之前更好看

  • You want a mullet? No.Afro? No.

    想要mullet? 不要。爆炸頭? 不要。

  • Look like Leo dicaprio?No.

    想變得像李奧納多? 不要。

  • Bowl cut? No. Mohawk? No.

    西瓜皮頭? 不要。大龐克頭? 不要。

  • What about a classic fohawk?no.

    經典龐克頭怎麼樣? 不要。

  • I can make you look like this.this.this or even that.

    我可以讓你變成這個、這個 或是這種

  • If you're not happy with your cut, you can...always wear a hat.

    如果你不喜歡的話... 你可以一直戴著帽子

  • If you wanna cut your hair with me, well then you better sing.

    嘿 我只是想修個頭髮

  • it's a muscial establishment

    想要我幫你剪頭髮 那你最好先唱歌

  • let's make our voices ring, baby

    建立在音樂的基礎上

  • I'm not gonna sing.

    寶貝 讓我們的歌聲響徹雲霄

  • just try it.

    我不會唱的

  • I can't sing.

    試試看吧

  • I don't buy it.

    我不會唱歌

  • I'm just here to cut my hair.

    我不相信

  • I don't care.

    我只是來這裡剪頭髮

  • Yo man this is..this is weird,Imma go somewhere else

    我不在乎

  • what the heck?

    嘿 老兄 這...太詭異了 我要去別的地方了

  • You're not going anywhere until we sing some songs

    搞什麼啊?

  • If you really want to cut your hair, then please just play along

    在你唱歌前 你不能去別的地方

  • I just want to cut my hair and go.

    如果真想剪頭髮 那請你跟我一起唱

  • for sure

    我只想要剪頭髮 然後走

  • So please just hurry cuz we're moving way too slow

    當然

  • I know.But you can't rush art.

    拜託你快點 我們進度太慢了

  • Can we please just start?

    我知道 但你不能催促藝術

  • Yeah.Are you ready for that snip snip snippty snip sip?

    拜託可以開始了嗎?

  • yah.Then I'm gonna dip dip dippty dip.

    好 你準備好要修 修 修剪了嗎?

  • When we're done, you're going to flip flip flippty flip

    好了 我會沉 沉 沉浸在其中

  • Man,you gotta get a grip grip gripty grip

    我們剪完後 你的頭髮會很滑 滑 滑順

  • Are you ready for that snip snip snippty beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

    老兄 你最好控制好你的情 情 情緒

  • baram bee baba baram bee babo

    你準備好要修 修 修剪了嗎?

  • gonna make my hair look really really dope.

    beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

  • First thing first, we need a little shampoo

    baram bee baba baram bee babo

  • And then we add some hot water and conditioner too

    會讓你頭髮看起來很潮

  • Is this really necessary?

    首先第一步 需要一點洗髮精

  • Yah. Your hair's very hairy, and it's looking kinda scary so let's make it legendary

    然後加點熱水 還有潤髮乳

  • Sit down.Here's a towel.cuz right now you have the power.

    這真的有必要嗎?

  • Feel like I just took at shower.

    有 你的頭髮很多 看起來有點嚇人

  • Dry off. Don't be a coward.

    沒關係 讓我們來打造歷史

  • Alright man.it's dry.

    快坐下 毛巾在這裡 現在你有精神了

  • It's still wet, but that's fine

    怎麼覺得我好像是淋了一場浴

  • So what happen now,bud?

    弄乾它 別像個懦夫

  • I make you look like a stud.

    好了老兄 乾了

  • If you really want hair, that look real nice

    還是濕的 但沒關係

  • I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

    那現在要幹嘛? 兄弟

  • Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

    我會讓你變成帥哥

  • and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

    如果你真的想要你頭髮變好看

  • I'm not gonna lie.This is all a bit much.

    我建議你仔細聽我中肯的建議

  • But you have a nice shop and you have a sweet touch.

    要用剪刀 剪一剪 修一修

  • Man I appreciate that.And I know I'm kinda weird but you're at the top tier hair salon of the year!

    用梳子輔助 剃一剃 再撥一撥頭髮

  • If you really want hair, that look real nice,

    說真的 你有點太超過

  • I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

    但你有一間好店 技巧也很讚

  • Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

    老兄 謝謝你的評論

  • and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

    不是我要自誇 但你正在年度頂級美髮沙龍裡剪頭髮

  • (clear beautiful throat)so what's the..what's the deal?You have a girlfriend?You married?

    如果你真的想要你頭髮變好看

  • I used to have a beautiful wife...with straight hair down to her neck.

    我建議你仔細聽我中肯的建議

  • (what..what happened to her?)

    要用剪刀 剪一剪 修一修

  • One day I gave her a terrible haircut..(Was it bad?)

    用梳子輔助 剃一剃 再撥一撥頭髮

  • She looked like Shrek.(WTH how this happened?)

    所以....怎麼樣? 你有女朋友嗎? 還是已經結婚了?

  • My scissors betrayed me.....(That's so sad ohh..)

    我曾經以一個很正的老婆 有著一頭留到脖子的秀髮

  • And she never forgive me.(I feel so bad ohh..)

    她...她怎麼了?

  • So she filed for divorce cuz she looked like a weird horse and I'm to blame(Such a shame)

    有一天我幫她剪頭髮剪得很糟

  • yeah..but look what came along.You own the Dopest Hair Salon singing

    (不好看嗎?)

  • dobedobedodobedodo(wth)

    她看起來像史瑞克

  • dobedobedo dude she looked like Shrek.

    (哇哩咧 怎麼會這樣)

  • dobedobedodobedo don't mean to be rude.

    我的剪刀背叛了我

  • dobedobedodobedo but she looked like shrek. Shrek...

    (那真是令人難過 喔~)

  • You're almost done this is what I say.

    她不曾原諒我

  • Just gotta clean up your neck and you'll be on ur way

    (我為你感到傷心 喔~)

  • ohhh..ohhh..ohhh..

    她提議離婚 理由是她看起來太詭異 全怪到我身上

  • uh..I'm not gonna do it again(sorry)

    (真令人遺憾)

  • Gotta say man. It doesn't look that bad.

    但你歷經了這一切 現在在最棒的美髮沙龍 唱著

  • Even tho you're pretty weird and your life's pretty sad ohh

    dobedobedodobedodo

  • That was messed up(sorry)It's ok.

    哇哩咧

  • My hair looks really really good.

    dobedobedo

  • Now I have more confidence like I should.

    老兄 她看起來像史瑞克

  • Yeah my hair looks really really good.

    dobedobedodobedo

  • You gotta get all the girls in the neighborhood.

    不是我故意要說

  • My hair looks really really really really really really really really really really really really good.

    dobedobedodobedo

  • That'll be one thousand dollars.

    但她看起來像史瑞克

  • Are you serious?

    史瑞克

  • That'll be one thousand dollars please.What'd you think?that it's going to be free?

    我保證 你的髮型就快要完成了

  • No..no..I just I'd figure we're singing songs..and we're..we're becoming friends and I..

    只要在清個脖子 你就可以走了

  • That doesn't mean anything(blahBlahblahRudyissocute)

    ohhh..ohhh..ohhh..

  • Aight..I'll pay for it..God.

    呃...我不想再唱一次 (抱歉)

  • dubidubido

    老兄我必須說 看起來還不錯

  • can you shut up?

    雖然你的舉止很奇怪 你的人生很慘淡 ohh

  • Sorry.

    這事真得太糟了 (抱歉) 沒關係

  • I loveee you Rudy notice meeeeee

    我的頭髮看起來很棒

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