I made a short list of tips for you to gear up for your

big flight this year.

Merry Christmas.

Sincerely,

Matt from Google.

PS--

I'd love a new bicycle.

NARRATOR: 'Tis the night before Christmas and all

through the land, not a creature is searching, except

for one man.

SANTA CLAUS: Man, I should have been stirring hours ago.

Am I worried?

Ho-ho-ho-ho.

Yo, I run a few searches before the big flight, to save

me more time on this magical night.

I type sunrise and city of my last stop.

I've got plenty of time before my last drop.

If I don't know the time in a certain city, I'll peep it on

search before my chimney shimmy.

I'll type time and town before I come into town to see if

Johnny's in bed before I hit ground.

ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.

Go Santa, Santa search it.

SANTA CLAUS: But before I go flying through the frosty air,

I do a weather search, to decide what to wear.

Mrs. Claus, should I bring my extra warm down jacket?

MRS. CLAUS: Hmm, yes, you should definitely pack it.

And please pack these cookies that I baked for you.

Shhh.

I researched the recipe with recipe view.

And used the low-cal filter, I must admit.

I want to make sure that jacket still fits.

ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.

Go Santa, Santa search it.

SANTA CLAUS: Check one, check two.

Yes I check twice, Santa's Google Doc called "Naughty and

Nice." With Control+F I find the name in the doc.

And I hope I don't have to put coal in a stocking.

When I'm cruising in my sleigh with my hands on the reins,

voice input is handy 'cause typing is a pain.

If on a wishlist I spot a gift I never heard--

"schlittschuhe"--

I use the translate app and speak the foreign word.

ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.

Go Santa, Santa search it.

Go, go, go, go, go.

[CHORUS CONTINUES]