do you..

你想...

do you wanna be my girlfriend

你想當我的女友嗎

mhm

嗯哼

god damn Japan every freaking time

該死的日本每次都來攪局

look I'm not gay okay?

聽著，我不是同性戀，好嗎?

Fine....

好吧...

Can I be your girlfriend?

我可以做你的女友嗎?

I actually had

我其實有

Hey! ya ya ya

嘿!沒錯

I actually had a lot of colonies back in the day

我其實曾經有過很多殖民地

I was big and strong

我當時很強大

not like I'm trying to brag or anything

我沒在吹牛

but I was pretty good! yeah...

我過的還滿不錯的!沒錯...

You again?

你又來了?

You need to stop annoying everyone with your stupid stories

你不要再用你的爛故事來煩人了

Hey you better walk away! I was strong

嘿 我勸你滾遠一點!我曾經很強大

not like you

不像你

You do realize I had more colonies than you

你明白我的殖民地比你多

yeah right... I had more you little shit

最好...我明明就比較多 你這小王八蛋

what?

什麼?

Yeah that's right!

就是這樣!

amatures

amatures

Hey Hey! you!

嘿 嘿!你!

you little shit

你這小王八蛋

what did you say?

你說什麼?

I said

我說

Amatures

Amatures

I want freedom!

我要自由!

I want freedom!

我要自由!

Sir what are you protesting against?

這位先生，你在抗議什麼?

I don't wanna stay in Spain

我不想留在西班牙

I wanna be free

我想要自由

I want freedom

我要自由

There he is take him down!

他在這，拿下他!

Hey hey hey over here! Camera over here

嘿 嘿 嘿，在這裡!鏡頭轉向這

Okay yeah

好的

What will happen to Catalonia?

加泰隆尼亞會怎樣嗎?

Oh no he is completely fine!

噢不 他好的很!

He is right here

他就在這

Yeah he is right here

沒錯 他就在這

Hey

嘿

I'm okay... I wanna stay in Spain

我很好...我想留在西班牙

Yeah... I like being in Spain

沒錯...我喜歡待西班牙

Dude I'm not dumb... I can tell that this is not real Catalonia

老兄，我不是白痴...我能肯定，這不是真正的加泰隆尼亞

What did you say?

你說什麼?

Take him down he knows to much

他知道的太多了，拿下他!

oh sh*t

噢 靠*咧

Run!

快跑!

I think he is not moving

我想他沒在動了

Are you sure?

你確定?

I think so

大概吧

*beating intesifies*

*毆打聲*

Hey! you want to try something

嘿!你想嘗試些新的

NEW?

東西嗎?

Hmmm.... Alright

嗯....好吧

but nothing will beat tea

但沒有東西能勝過茶

*takes a little sip*

*啜飲*

Um?

嗯?

Are you alright?

你還好嗎?

Now this is the sh*t

現在這跟坨屎一樣

*hic* no *hic* more tea for me

*打嗝*我不*打嗝*再喝茶了

Ho ho ho Vive la France

*笑*法國萬歲

Hmmmm

嗯...

vamos España

西班牙，加油

Hmmmm

嗯...

USA USA USA

美國 美國 美國

Hmmmm

嗯...

Yay Deutschland

耶 德國

I love all my money

我喜歡我所有的錢

Oh I gotta get me some of that

噢 我得為自己拿些錢

and some FREEDOM

和一些自由

good day to rule

真是個適合統治的好日子

FREEDOM!!

自由!

bloody hell

什麼鬼

Brace yourself mate

你皮最好繃緊點

you fool you brought a gun to a sword fight

你這白癡，你帶把劍來打槍戰

I'm better than you

我比你更好

There you go

給你吧

you go

去吧

Ah....

唉...

I hate my life

我恨我的人生

Ha ha ha I'm invincible

哈哈哈，我無人能敵

I conquered most of Europe

我征服了絕大部份的歐洲

north Africa and peace of Asia

北非以及部分的亞洲

no one can beat me

沒人能打敗我

I declare war

我要對你發動戰爭

you go down

你死定了

ha ha ha.. Bring it on

哈哈哈...放馬過來

I... I... I surrender.. I surrender

我...我...我投降...我投降

Ah Crimea my son

克里米亞，我的兒子

You can go of and play if you want

你可以出去玩，如果你想要的話

Yaaaayy

耶

*singing*

*唱歌*

pft..

嘿...

Hey... Hey kid

嘿...小鬼

Yes?

嗯?

Want some candy?

想要糖果嗎?

Yes!

好啊!

Well... Hop in my van !

很好...上來我的箱型車吧!