there is a place we are going to call it "Dairy King"

有個我們將取名為Dairy King的地方。。。

and they sell ice creams.

它們是賣雪糕的。

I always bought big size covered ice creams..

我每次都會買大型雪糕。。。

(well no big because there is no big zise ice creams)

。。呃，其是不是大型， 因為那裡沒有大型雪糕

instead, Medium size covered ice creams... with a extra bawl :D

反而是中型雪糕，再加一粒雪糕球。

so it can be big size covered ice cream.

這樣就可以稱為大型雪糕。

BUT ONE DAE i was greeted by a guy...

但有一天！！我被一位先生招待。。。

and next to him... it was the manager..

然而在他身旁，就是經理

A FAAAAAAAAAAAT GURL

一個超級無敵肥肥肥肥肥肥肥的女生

i am not saying i am skinnyfuckingstarving

我不是說我是瘦瘦，他媽的餓

but she was a FAAAAAAAAAAAAT GURL

但她真的很肥！！！！！！！！！

AND SHE WAS A DAMN A DAMN FAT GURL

她是個肥到半死的女生

but with a gud face... for hiding the...

但有一張好臉孔。。。是為了遮住

THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

她的肥肉肉肉肉肉！！！！！！！！

I asked 4 a ice cream, and she gave it to me

我點了我的雪糕，結果她把它交給了我

but she didn't put chocolate...

但她沒把巧克力。。。

in the last ball...

放在最後一粒雪糕球。。。

and I was like

所以我就說

"and dis? why u didn't put chocolate here?"

這個呢？為什麼最後一粒不是巧克力呢？

'becuz is not like dat'

“因為不是那樣的”

" ... and y is it not like dat?"

那。。。為什麼不是那樣的？

'becuz we don't gift the chocolate.'

因為我們不送走巧克力

I was lookin at her and I said

所以我瞪了她一眼，說：

"dont serve me again, u fkin fatas"

妳千萬別再招待我了，妳這他媽的肥女

and i went the fak out

然後我就他媽的出去了。

so i was talkin with may brotherz and i sed

所以我與我的哥哥們聊天， 然後我就說道

ay, dis fker servd me bad

欸，這婊子沒好好地招待我

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT CUD BE A RULE

喔喔喔。。。那肯定是個規則咯

"NU WAT RULE!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

才怪！！！！什麼規則？！

THEY DIDNT SERVD ME LIKE DAT BEFUR

他們從來沒那樣招待我過！！

NOWLOOK!!!! WHAT IS THIS!??!?!?!?

現在你看！這是啥？！

THIS IS NOT A ISCREEM!!

這根本不是雪糕！！！

*ICECREAM PAIN*

這是啥？！？！？！？！？！？！

but in the other daree king there is a gud service

但是在另一個Dairy King，他們有好服務

and i ask them and they said

所以我問了他們那道問題， 他們就這樣回應我：

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its her problem

“喔 那是她的問題”

then i went 2 le house and i told my brotherz

所以我就回家，告訴我的哥哥們

ay, there is a good service in the othr one

欸，另一家店有好服務。

and suddenly my big bro appears and said

然後突然我的大哥出現了，對我說

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT DAT FUKING ICE CREAM

別再他媽的對雪糕抱怨了！！！！

AND STAHP UR BULSHET

我不想聽你的狗屎

and i sed

然後我就說

NAO MAI ICE CWEEEM

不 我的雪糕！！！！

*YET ANOTHER LOT OF ICECREAM PAIN*

「雪糕之痛」

the other day arrived... (luk at the fkin thing)

然後另一天來了。。。

i went 2 the same store

我又回去同一家店

i was greeted by a g̶u̶y̶ girl

我被一位女士招待了

and fkin damn fatass wasn't there :]

不過那位肥女婊子沒在那兒

and when they were putting the chacolate

然後當他們在放雪糕時

they r wisperin 2 eachothr

他們正在竊竊私語

and i sed

然後我就說了

"what did u say 2 him"

你到底跟她說了什麼？！

and they stare at me (like 'o shit')

然後他們就瞪了我

u said what i think u said... dont cover the last bawl

你們說了我想到你們在說的話？ “別蓋最後一粒！“

wel.. well ye

呃。。。是的。。。

we shouldn't cover le last ball

我們不應該蓋最後一粒

BUT Y

但為啥？！？！

ITSJUSTAFUCKINGBALLIAMBUYINGTHEICECREAM *PAIN*

它只是一粒他媽的雪糕！ 我在買雪糕欸欸欸欸欸欸！！！

and a black guy came...

結果一位黑人來了。。。

I think he was the boss... of the manager... of the employees

我想他應該是工作人員們的經理的老闆

he was the only one with black clothes...

他是唯一一個穿黑色衣服的人。。。

and he waz blak

而且他是黑人

then i said.

然後我說了

"listen... they r giving me bad survice"

聽著。他們沒給我好服務

OKAI LUK, IF U SEE HERE.. HERE (X2)

OK，看，如果你看這邊。。。這裡這裡

ITS JUST 3 BALLS WITH CHACOLATE, AND U R BUYING A EXTRA ONE

它只是三粒有巧克力的雪糕，然而你在買個多餘的一粒

so we dont covr that one

所以我們沒有把那粒蓋下去

then i said

然而我就說

but i am buying a covered ice cream

可是我買的是全部都有蓋下去的雪糕

but its like dat

但一直以來都是那樣的

and i said

然後我就說

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fking blak ashole

阿阿阿阿 智障黑婊子

THATS Y U R BLAK

那是你黑的原因！！！

STARVD FKIN BLAK

餓肚子黑人！

U FKIN BLAHE

你他媽黑！

i was in my house and i said

在那之後，我回家對我自己說

gadamit, now wat am i gona to do?

靠北，我現在怎麼辦？

and i remembered something..

結果我終於記得了。。。

MY MOM :D

我的媽媽！

for some weird reason,

不知為什麼。。。

if someone needs to argue,

若有人想跟你吵個架，

and the mam is ther

但你媽媽在那兒。。。

she helps yah

她會幫你

so I approached to my mom and I told her

所以我告訴了我的媽媽

ay mame ther servec is bad

欸 媽媽 他們服務真差

WAT THE FAK

你乾啥？！？！

STAHP UR BULSHIT R U COMPLANING 4 A ICE CWEEM!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

收回來你的狗屎， 你是在位雪糕發騷擾嗎？！

And I told her everything, and she decided to go with me, and I was like

所以我告訴了他事情的來龍去脈，所以她就答應陪我去，然後我就說

*icecream pain number 3 except he is happy wow why am i talking this much am i experiencing cancer because of this video wow im really proud of myself and sr pelo is amazing*

耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

That day arrived, we went to the ice cream store and we ask for our ice cream,

那天到了，我們到了雪糕店。。。 然後我們就點了雪糕

but when the guy was covering the ice cweem.

但是當員工在蓋雪糕時。。。

the.

那個。。。

the FUKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

那個婊子！！！

she was smelling. SMELING how she was loseing choacolate

她聞到了，聞到了她的巧克力在消失

so she came out

所以他出來了

AYDONTPUTCHOCOLATEJ DOIVGBHNO8REFCMOGVBTNY9O8VO5U9GUTM0WEMNRU0TPB

“欸 不要放巧克力 啊嗚啊嗚啊嗚啊嗚”

ANDISAWTHATISAWTHAT AND I SAID

我看到了！！！我一清二楚地看到了！！然後我說道

BULSHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

狗屎！！

and he gave us le ice cream

然後他給了我們雪糕

ayyyyyyyyyy.... its not all coverd.

欸欸欸。。。你沒蓋完喔

we-wel she just told me dat

呃。。。他們告訴我別蓋

AND THE FAT GURL APEARSZ!!!

然後那個肥女出現了！！！

HAYUFKINASSHOLETHEEF!! YUDONTPUTTHECHACOLATEINUASSSSSSS

欸你這智障的小偷婊子！！！ 為什麼你不塞巧克力進你洞洞！！

but my mommy was shuting up at meh coz she new i was gonna swear

但。。。我媽知道我會罵髒話，所以她閉上我的嘴巴

shut up i talk

閉嘴！我來說話！

ay, i am buying the ice cream with chocolate.

欸 我在買個有巧克力的雪糕

*in a pretty young voice* o yes but we put it with every ounce*

是的，但我們都是每盎司才放一粒～

But u r charging us more mone!

但你是在讓我們收費更高

YEA U FKIN THEI-

是啊！！！你這他媽的小偷——

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

閉嘴你閉嘴閉你閉嘴！！！！！！！

ye mame

是的，媽媽。。。

AND BECUZ SHE IS A ASHOL SHE COVERD BUT ALL WORNG

結果因為她是婊子。。。她蓋了，但是都錯了！

'they gave u the chocolate liek dat?'

他們（指員工）那樣給你巧克力？

they GAEV ME the chocolate, u fking as faec

他們「給」了我那巧克力，妳這智障死婊子

my partners are doing it wrong..

我的員工都在做錯

WELL THANK YOU SO MUCH! *SARCASTIC*

喔 真～是謝謝你！

OH thank u to u!

喔 也是謝謝你哦！

GOFUKUMOTHERHGDIRHIGYU8TOUBYNORE9URG55T

去你媽的啊無啊嗚啊嗚啊嗚啊嗚啊

and we went to the car

然後我們就上了車

SEE? SHE IS AN ASHOLE

看吧？她就是個智障！

A FKIN ASHOLE

一個他媽的智障！

AL IS PUTING THE FKING ASHOLE

全都是他媽的智障！

WHAT WHY ARE U TAKING CARE OF THE OWNERS AS?!?!?!?!

什麼？為什麼你都在照顧 管家的屁屁？？

*OH SHIT ANOTHER PAIN OH FUCK MY EARS PLEASE STOP THIS NIGHTMARE PLEASE IM DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

（窮凶極惡）