Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to harass your enemies like a real stalker.

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In the laning phase, you must spam your Undertow to hit your opponent to reduce his health little by little from a safe distance and to chase him away from the lane like a mad kid.

歐拉夫 - 暴怒小哥

You must also spam your Pika Swing on him whenever it's available to piss him off even more.

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And, if you manage to land your beautiful Undertow-Pika Swing combo on the enemy, he will think twice before laning against an Olaf in the future.

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Now that he knows that your harass level is over 9000, you can freely use your huge body to block the skillshoters from getting a single minion kill.

技能順序

Since you'll take some damage from doing that, simply use your Vicious Strike to get back all the life that you just lost.

還有道具

Since you do not let the enemy farm in peace, there will surely be a big mob of minions,

讓你像個跟蹤狂一樣猥褻

so use them to your advantage and let Udyr attack you until they reduce his life to a pulp to steal his double buffs without failure.

對線時 你要不停用 Q 來安全地削他的血

If your enemy tries to seek help from his fellow comrade, use a Ghost-Undertow combo to follow her and give that fuckabish a good smack in the ass.

然後暴怒衝出去趕走他吧

Then, run away from FiddleDick to not let him suck you up anymore,

你也要不停發動十萬伏砍 招惹更多的怨氣

go back to that unwanted bitch and activate your Vicious Strike to deal tons of damage like Phreak to steal his double buffs.

如果你可以漂亮地扔斧頭再接上十萬伏砍

If you plan on killing an enemy under her turret,

他以後對上歐拉夫應該也要三思三思了

never forget to use your ultimate to become the Angry German Kid to gain some Armor and Magic Resist and to laugh at her for trying so hard to CC you.

他知道你的騷擾等級已經超越 9000 了

Sometimes, new enemies will come to challenge you if your opponent is dead,

用你龐大的身體保護那一隻微弱的小兵 盡顯英雄本色

so just surprise them with a Flash-Angry German Kid-Pika Swing-Vicious Strike combo to show everyone that you're the real king of the ring.

但是這樣做是會痛的

If these guys won't stop following you, show them that you're angry and they'll start to back off in fear just like the bullies that you see in Hollywood movies.

不過開個 W 之後 要多少吸多少啊

With your Undertow skill, you can farm faster than ever by playing a little Pick up the axe - Throw the axe game by yourself.

有吸血誰要買紅水呢

That skill is also excellent to KS your teammates from a safe distance, to get a free assist

你不讓對面農小兵

and to scout an area instead of facechecking the brush to counter jungle the other team all day long.

那麼就會有一大堆小兵來了

Thanks to your Vicious Strike skill, you will finally have an easier time last hitting the minions if you suck at it and you will take down every tower on your path like a boss.

引烏迪爾來打你 讓小兵削他血然後無傷拿雙 BUFF

With your Pika Swing skill, you will be able to secure every kill for yourself if you use it at the right moment and no one will ever win a KS war against you.

什麼 他想要找基友幫忙嗎

If you become an Angry German Kid, the enemies will be so pissed because you will never die from a gank and because they can't stop you from calling your super minions.

開著鬼步和斧頭跟著她跑

If you get a Blade of the Ruined King, you will sprint so fast that no one will be able to catch up to you.

然後給她屁屁打一下

And, if you combine it with an Angry German Kid-Ghost combo, big fat boy will have no choice but to give up.

現在不要讓德也哥對你發動高速真空吸

When you ninja gank, you should come from the back to wreck anyone that couldn't run away from you.

然後像杰哥一樣衝過去 做個成噸傷害 把他的雙 BUFF 拿下來

If they try to make a run for it, use your Undertow to slow them and attack them non-stop while keeping your Pika Swing for the final blow.

如果你想要塔殺的話

Nidalee tries to go back home to cook for Tarzan? Olaf surprises her with a buttfuck.

記得要開大絕成為德國瘋小孩 加完雙防還可以嘲諷對面努力打控場

The best way to ninja gank is to use an exquisite Teleport-Homeguard-Shurelya combo to achieve maximum speed to make everyone piss in their pants like a boss.

有時候 一波未平一波又起

See? You can even chase away the whole enemy team because that speed is just so freaking insane.

立刻閃現來個德國小孩十萬吸血伏砍 (R-E-W)

Now, your team will always follow you like some loyal dogs because they saw how powerful you really were.

讓他們大叫歐哥不要

And you can use that to your advantage by using a Ghost-Shurelya-Angry German Kid combo to make a fake engage to lead your teammates to their death if they are a pain in the ass.

如果他們窮追不捨

That's it for today, people!

發動你的火氣 阿瑋也有出頭天

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