for our segment, it's called

"What's Wrong With These Signs? Signs."

- [singing] Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

No?

[song continues]

- [singing] Sign, sign

- Andy made me stop.

Theresa Johnstone sent this in from Nashville, Tennessee.

"This sign was posted in my neighborhood."

It says...

[laughter]

Wow.

And if that sign wasn't bad enough,

look at the sign next to it.

[laughter]

It gives it away, see?

Doesn't seem smart, see?

Jennifer Kennedy from Lancaster Park, Canada.

"My husband saw this sign on his way home from work."

It says, "Portia Chain Up Area Here."

[laughter]

[chuckles]

- [inaudible]

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah.

That's why I can't get Portia to Canada.

She won't go.

So polite and yet so freaky.

Lena Ng? Her last name is N-G.

Ng. I hope that's right.

From Singapore.

"This sign was posted at my local acupuncture clinic."

It says...

When did that become the customer's responsibility?

Why? [laughter]

Felicia Etsody from Smith Lake, New Mexico,

"I saw this sign and I had to share it with you."

[laughter]

How much, 20?

[cheers and applause]

What?

Oh, 25. Oh, wait a minute.

It means for a while they were accepting money

out of the undergarments.

That's why I do my shopping online.

Thanks for sending those in.

If you see a sign that's not quite right,

send it to me.