Do I sound sick?

我聽起來是不是生病了？

Alright!

好了!

Hi there my pretty chickies!

大家好，我漂亮的小雞們。(= ′θ`)

I'm sick!

我生病了!

Can you hear it in the sound of my freaking uvula

你們可以聽到我的鼻音

Being twice as big as the average one?

比我平常的鼻音還要重兩倍嗎?

But I can't just wait until I don't sound like kermit the frog anymore

但是我不能等到我聲音不再像大青蛙布偶那一天了

Because this is a video for charity!

因為這影片是為了做慈善而拍的！

By a show of haaa-shtags, how many of you guys like to feel warm and fuzzy inside?

利用#標籤，你們有多少位心裡想要感覺窩心和毛茸茸的?

Oh okay, everybody? You're gonna love this video!

喔，全部人嗎? 那你們一定會喜歡上這影片的。(ΦਊΦ)+

I'm partnering with M&M's to kick off the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge

我在跟M&M合作去開始這個「讓他們笑三十天」的挑戰，

So you and I and everyone we know can help raise money for children in poverty

所以你和我和所有我們認識的人一起透過紅鼻子日的基金簡單的用#標籤還有做一些非常酷的挑戰就可以一起去募捐幫助貧窮的小朋友。

Through the Red Nose Day fund just by using a hashtag and doing some cool challenges

所以你和我和所有我們認識的人一起透過紅鼻子日的基金簡單的用#標籤還有做一些非常酷的挑戰就可以一起去募捐幫助貧窮的小朋友。

And to kick things off I need to come up with my own challenge for everybody to do

要開始這挑戰我首先需要想一個我個人發明的挑戰讓大家去做。

I'm just- I'm not an expert at making challenges

「發明挑戰」這項我并不專家。

Eat a coughdrops challenge

「吃喉糖挑戰」

The sleep challenge

「睡覺挑戰」(:3[____]

Yeah that's not gonna work

是的, 那是行不通。ʅ(‾◡◝)ʃ

So I've been doing extensive research to come up with my own challenge

所以我做了多方面的調查和研究去想出我個人的挑戰

And now I can present to you the "Evolution of the Challenge" video

現在我可以秀給你們的就是「挑戰進化論」影片

And since the very dawn of time challenges have been a thing

自古以來, 挑戰就已經是存在了。

For example, history's first recorded challenge

例如說歷史第一個被記載的挑戰

Where Oog drew himself and his friend Ugg doing the "wooly mammoth challenge"

Oog 畫了他自己和他朋友Ugg在做「毛象挑戰」。

Humans love a good challenge

人類喜愛挑戰

Just look at institutions like the Roman Colosseum, the Olympic games, high heels...

就看看一些機構像羅馬竞技, 奥林匹克比賽, 高跟鞋...

And the first big Youtube challenge hit on a day like any other

那時候第一個非常紅的油管挑戰也是一樣。

I was looking at myself in the mirror to see if I had somehow become a different person overnight

我對著鏡子,觀看著自己到底在一夜之間, 我有沒有變了不一樣的人。

"Nope, still me"

「沒有，我還是我。ಠ_ಠ」

When out of nowhere, I... smelled it

不知道從哪裡來, 我聞到了它。

"Cinnamon..."

肉桂... ( ☉__,☉)

The success of cinnamon challenge videos lead to all sorts of other stuff

肉桂挑戰的影片的成功也引起了全部其他的挑戰。

Ghost Chili Challenge

「魔鬼辣椒挑戰」

Which has a remarkable lack of both chili and ghosts

那些大多明顯的缺少辣椒和魔鬼

Much less chilly ghosts!

更別提冷凍魔鬼!(雙關)

Gallon Challenge

「加侖挑戰」

Which is basically: you just drink a gallon of milk by yourself

這挑戰基本上就是你自己喝掉一加侖的牛奶。

Which I accidentally did anyway after the Ghost Chili Challenge

完成「魔鬼辣椒挑戰」之後, 我也意外地做了「加侖挑戰」。

Ice Bucket Challenge

「冰桶挑戰」

Super prejudiced against people who lived in warmer climates

對有些住在氣候比較熱的地方的人非常偏見

Like my ice cap melting before I could carve it into a proper bucket

就像在我能夠把冰塊弄進一個合適的桶子之前, 我的冰已經在溶解了。

Planking

仆街挑戰

Which is just like a total rip off of pirates, am I right?

就是像是海盜的完全不值錢的東西, 我對吧?

And then came a dark period for challenge videos you know exactly what I'm talking about

之後到了挑戰影片的黑暗時期, 你一定知道我在說什麼。

But I'll say it anyway: the chubby bunny controversy

但我還是會說出來: 「塞棉花糖論爭」

People everywhere decried it as "offensive"

很多人都形容它是一種攻擊。

And "get away from me I don't care at all"

還說：「走開啦，我對此完全不關心。」

Need we forget the great 2014 case of Perky vs the town of Graceffa-ville

讓我們忘記了2014年 Perky vs the town of Graceffa-ville的重大案子

My client has experienced deep psychological trauma for being shamed for her body

我的委託人因為身體被侮辱後而遭受到嚴重的心理創傷。

Yes, challenges kind of had a fall from grace, I know

我知道「挑戰」已經不太流行了，

But I am here in honor of the #makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge

但是我在這裡表示我對#makemlaugh 30 days of laughs challenge 的敬意，

To bring the glory back to challenges everywhere

去把那份光榮帶回來，周圍的去挑戰

For the next 30 days, M&M's will be issuing a daily challenge

之後的30天，而M&M會發出每一天的挑戰。

To help impoverished youth through the Red Nose Day fund

透過紅鼻子日的基金去幫助窮困的年青人，

And for every use of the hashtag they will donate 1 dollar

每一次利用#標籤，他們會捐出１塊錢美金。

1 hashtag equals 1 dollar

一個#標籤等於一塊錢美金

Up to 500,000$ for kids who need it

達到500,000塊美金給有需要的小孩。

Join me on the first challenge that I've made up

和我一起做我剛剛發明的第一個挑戰吧

It is... (drumrolls)

而挑戰就是(｀∀´)／...（鼓聲）

In honor of the evolutionary nature of this video

對這影片的大自然進化表示敬意

And my general lack of leaving my bedroom I present...

還有每次都宅在家的我為各位呈現

The tree hugger challenge !

「與樹擁抱挑戰！」

Take a selfie with some foliage

和一些植物拍張自拍

To illustrate your intense passionate love affair with nature

去說明你對大自然的熱情和愛。

Remember to hashtag it with #makemlaugh and let's raise some freaking money for kids in need

記得要和#makemlaugh標起來喔。我們就一起募捐一些錢給有需要的孩子吧。