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  • I'm not racist but you look great today

    我不是種族主義者,但你今天看起來很好

  • what?

    什麼?

  • but.. that.. what? but that wasn't racist

    搞...什...麼?但那不是種族歧視

  • but I said I wasn't racist

    我說過了我不是種族主義者

  • You damn Mexicans never listen

    你們這些弱智塔可餅永遠都聽不懂

  • stupid Mexicans should have not said anything

    愚蠢的墨西哥佬,我不該跟你說的

  • Poland what are you doing?

    波蘭,你在幹嘛?

  • Do you think there is alternative universe?

    你覺得有平行宇宙嗎?

  • Where I'm big and strong and you are small and weak

    我在那裡很強大,而你又小又弱

  • ha ha ha ha don't be silly

    哈哈哈哈,別耍糊塗了

  • now go back to work

    現在回去工作

  • UK what are you doing?

    英國,你在幹嘛?

  • Do you? Do you think there is alternative universe?

    你...你覺得有平行宇宙嗎?

  • Where I am big and strong and you are small and weak?

    我在那裡很強大,而你既小又弱?

  • He he don't be silly

    嘿嘿,別幻想了

  • now go back to work

    現在給我回去工作

  • UK what are you doing here?

    英國,你在這裡幹嘛?

  • shhh I'm catching France

    噓,我在抓法國

  • what?

    什麼?

  • I'm catching France

    我在抓法國

  • Do you know how to catch France?

    你知道怎麼抓法國嗎?

  • Place a trap, put inside a glass of wine, bread and frog legs

    設一個陷阱,在裡面放一杯白酒,麵包以及蛙腿

  • What?

    什麼?

  • No that is just stupid

    不,這樣很智障

  • that would never work you stereotypical prick

    這永遠都不會成功的,你這有成見的王八蛋

  • Oh yeah? see for yourself

    哦,是嗎?你自己看吧

  • So what are you having guys today?

    所以你們今天要喝什麼?

  • one tea please

    一杯茶,謝謝

  • one tea coming up

    這就來

  • what about you Turkey?

    那你呢,土耳其?

  • Do you have Ayran?

    你有...你有愛蘭嗎?

  • one Ayran on the way

    久等了

  • What about USA?

    那美國呢?

  • Coke

    可樂

  • Someone is feeling a little grumpy hopefully this will cheer you up

    有人心情不太好喔,希望這可以讓你好一點

  • and what about my old buddy Russia?

    那我的老夥伴俄羅斯呢?

  • Russia?

    俄羅斯?

  • Russia?

    俄羅斯?

  • Russia?

    俄羅斯?

  • What will you take Russia?

    你到底要什麼,俄羅斯?

  • I will take Berlin

    我會拿下柏林 (注:take也有奪走之意)

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I mean... I mean... I mean one vodka please

    我是指...我是指...我是指請給我伏特加

  • We need to talk

    我們得談談

  • Okay but hurry up I don't have all day

    好,但快點,我沒有時間慢慢聊

  • time is money

    時間就是金錢

  • Okay look the reports say that you are the most

    好,聽著,報告顯示你是歐洲最

  • corrupt country in the Europe

    腐敗的國家

  • and I'm here to inspect you

    而我是來視察你的

  • because we don't want this

    因為我們不希望這是真的

  • o no no no no what is the problem?

    噢不不不,問題是什麼?

  • no no what is the problem?

    不不,哪有什麼問題?

  • okay look you never heard of them,

    好,聽著,想樣你從未聽過它們

  • forget the reports

    忘了那些報告

  • sir that is freaking corruption and you are doing it again

    先生,這樣很糟糕,而你又犯了

  • o no no no no I see you are not a money guy

    噢不不不,看來你不愛錢

  • what do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • girl?

    女人?

  • car?

    汽車?

  • villa?

    別墅?

  • what do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • see you in court

    看見你步上正軌

  • em.. Italy?

    意呆?

  • Europe sent me to talk to you about the reports

    歐洲要我來和你談論有關報告的事

  • o no no no no what do you want?

    噢不不不不,你想要什麼?

  • what the?

    臥槽...

  • next Germany

    下一個,德國

  • thank you, thank you, thank you very much

    謝謝,謝謝,真謝謝你

  • okay.. okay.. what do you call a Jew with diamonds?

    好...好...,你要怎麼把猶太人和鑽石合併稱呼?

  • Jewelry ha ha ha ha

    寶石,哈哈哈哈

  • get off my stage

    離開我的舞台

  • next is Russia

    再來,俄羅斯

  • What do you call Uranium mixed with Communism

    你要怎麼把鈾和共產主義合併稱呼?

  • ughh what?

    哀,是什麼?

  • Stalinium ha ha ha ha

    是Stalinium,哈哈哈哈 (注:戰爭雷霆中的金屬元素)

  • get off my freaking stage

    從我的舞臺上滾下來

  • last one Sweden

    最後一個,瑞典

  • do not disappoint me like the others

    不樣像其他人一樣讓我失望

  • BORK

    BÖRK (注:只是聽起來像瑞典人而已,無意義)

  • ha ha ha ha you are hilarious

    哈哈哈哈,你真幽默

I'm not racist but you look great today

我不是種族主義者,但你今天看起來很好

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