what?

什麼?

but.. that.. what? but that wasn't racist

搞...什...麼?但那不是種族歧視

but I said I wasn't racist

我說過了我不是種族主義者

You damn Mexicans never listen

你們這些弱智塔可餅永遠都聽不懂

stupid Mexicans should have not said anything

愚蠢的墨西哥佬，我不該跟你說的

Poland what are you doing?

波蘭，你在幹嘛?

Do you think there is alternative universe?

你覺得有平行宇宙嗎?

Where I'm big and strong and you are small and weak

我在那裡很強大，而你又小又弱

ha ha ha ha don't be silly

哈哈哈哈，別耍糊塗了

now go back to work

現在回去工作

UK what are you doing?

英國，你在幹嘛?

Do you? Do you think there is alternative universe?

你...你覺得有平行宇宙嗎?

Where I am big and strong and you are small and weak?

我在那裡很強大，而你既小又弱?

He he don't be silly

嘿嘿，別幻想了

now go back to work

現在給我回去工作

UK what are you doing here?

英國，你在這裡幹嘛?

shhh I'm catching France

噓，我在抓法國

what?

什麼?

I'm catching France

我在抓法國

Do you know how to catch France?

你知道怎麼抓法國嗎?

Place a trap, put inside a glass of wine, bread and frog legs

設一個陷阱，在裡面放一杯白酒，麵包以及蛙腿

What?

什麼?

No that is just stupid

不，這樣很智障

that would never work you stereotypical prick

這永遠都不會成功的，你這有成見的王八蛋

Oh yeah? see for yourself

哦，是嗎?你自己看吧

So what are you having guys today?

所以你們今天要喝什麼?

one tea please

一杯茶，謝謝

one tea coming up

這就來

what about you Turkey?

那你呢，土耳其?

Do you have Ayran?

你有...你有愛蘭嗎?

one Ayran on the way

久等了

What about USA?

那美國呢?

Coke

可樂

Someone is feeling a little grumpy hopefully this will cheer you up

有人心情不太好喔，希望這可以讓你好一點

and what about my old buddy Russia?

那我的老夥伴俄羅斯呢?

Russia?

俄羅斯?

Russia?

俄羅斯?

Russia?

俄羅斯?

What will you take Russia?

你到底要什麼，俄羅斯?

I will take Berlin

我會拿下柏林 (注:take也有奪走之意)

What?

什麼?

I mean... I mean... I mean one vodka please

我是指...我是指...我是指請給我伏特加

We need to talk

我們得談談

Okay but hurry up I don't have all day

好，但快點，我沒有時間慢慢聊

time is money

時間就是金錢

Okay look the reports say that you are the most

好，聽著，報告顯示你是歐洲最

corrupt country in the Europe

腐敗的國家

and I'm here to inspect you

而我是來視察你的

because we don't want this

因為我們不希望這是真的

o no no no no what is the problem?

噢不不不，問題是什麼?

no no what is the problem?

不不，哪有什麼問題?

okay look you never heard of them,

好，聽著，想樣你從未聽過它們

forget the reports

忘了那些報告

sir that is freaking corruption and you are doing it again

先生，這樣很糟糕，而你又犯了

o no no no no I see you are not a money guy

噢不不不，看來你不愛錢

what do you want?

你想要什麼?

girl?

女人?

car?

汽車?

villa?

別墅?

what do you want?

你想要什麼?

see you in court

看見你步上正軌

em.. Italy?

意呆?

Europe sent me to talk to you about the reports

歐洲要我來和你談論有關報告的事

o no no no no what do you want?

噢不不不不，你想要什麼?

what the?

臥槽...

next Germany

下一個，德國

thank you, thank you, thank you very much

謝謝，謝謝，真謝謝你

okay.. okay.. what do you call a Jew with diamonds?

好...好...，你要怎麼把猶太人和鑽石合併稱呼?

Jewelry ha ha ha ha

寶石，哈哈哈哈

get off my stage

離開我的舞台

next is Russia

再來，俄羅斯

What do you call Uranium mixed with Communism

你要怎麼把鈾和共產主義合併稱呼?

ughh what?

哀，是什麼?

Stalinium ha ha ha ha

是Stalinium，哈哈哈哈 (注:戰爭雷霆中的金屬元素)

get off my freaking stage

從我的舞臺上滾下來

last one Sweden

最後一個，瑞典

do not disappoint me like the others

不樣像其他人一樣讓我失望

BORK

BÖRK (注:只是聽起來像瑞典人而已，無意義)

ha ha ha ha you are hilarious

哈哈哈哈，你真幽默