I have so much money. I could wipe my ass with it

我的錢多到可以用來擦屁股

I have so much oil. I could shower in it

我的石油多到可以用來洗澡

Where's my freaking milk

我他媽的牛奶在哪裡?

and and I have?

還有 還有我有? (波蘭和立陶宛曾共組聯邦過)

Listen here

聽這裡

Don't you even try

你想都不要想

Hey, Sweden, what are you doing?

嘿，瑞典，你在做什麼?

I.. I made a time machine

我..我做了個時光機

That works on someone's memories.

它要用某人的回憶來驅動

That's awesome

那真是太棒了

Hey there

嘿，看這裡

Oooo kurwa a red button

哇 kurwa一個紅色按鈕

Is this button for space?

是可以進入太空的按鈕嗎?

Nooo Poland Nooo!

不，波蘭，不要!

I feel strong...

我感覺好強大...

Turkey...

土耳其...

Run!

快逃!

Ruuun!!!

快逃啊!!!

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Ottoman

Fee-fi-fo-fum(我要來抓你囉)，我聞到鄂圖曼人 (最大的就是波蘭立陶宛聯邦)