you are going down

你完了

I have 10 million soldiers

我有1000萬名士兵

Armed with 3 pistols

都裝備有3種槍械

and 1 million tanks

還有100萬台戰車

what do you have?

你又有什麼?

he he he he... Gypsies

嘿 嘿 嘿 ...吉普賽人

what did you say?

你剛剛說什麼?

I said Gypsies

我說吉普賽人

and?

所以?

and how will Gypsies help you?

所以吉普賽人要著麼幫你?

well... How will you win a war

好的...你要著麼贏得戰爭

If you don't have any of those things?

假如你沒有那些東西?

Hey America

嘿 美國

Hi Austria

嗨 奧地利

Ahh god dammit

啊 該死的

Hey America

嘿 美國

Hey Italy

嘿 義大利

Ahh for f*ck sakes

啊 看在他媽的老天分上

Hey America

嘿 美國

Hi Chad

嗨 查德

Ahhh god dammit I'm getting tired of this shit

啊 我他媽的受夠這種鳥事了

Hey America

嘿 美國

You know what? I'm getting tired of this crap

你知道嗎? 我受夠這種鳥事了

every country I guess is wrong

每個國家我都猜錯

who the hell are you?

你到底是哪位啊?

I'm Montenegro.. chill man.. chill

我是蒙特內哥羅..冷靜老哥..冷靜

Mountain?

(Mountain)山?

Negro?

(Negro)黑人?

Can I into Balkan?

我可以加入巴爾幹?

no

不行

Can I into Balkan?

我可以加入巴爾幹?

no

不可以

Can I into Balkan?

我可以加入巴爾幹?

I said no

我說了不

Can I into Balkan?

我可以加入巴爾幹?

No... Shut the f*ck up!

不行...閉上你的鳥嘴!

Fine...

隨便...

I will have to you my secret weapon

我要對你用我的秘密武器

what the...

搞什...

Kosovo is Serbia

科索沃屬於塞爾維亞

Ooooo he he he ... buddy

喔 嘿 嘿 嘿...兄弟

Welcome to Balkans

歡迎來加入巴爾幹

You have more of this stuff right?

你有更東這種東西對吧?

I kicked you ass

我踹了你的屁骨

and oh boy I kicked your ass!

喔 孩子，我也踹過你的

and you got your ass kicked

我抓起你的屁股來踹

and I kicked your aaaaaa.....

我踹過你的ㄆㄧ...

wait a second

等一下下

that's right b*tch

這樣子就對了，婊子

Hello? Sorry?

哈囉?對不起?

What does this sign say?

上面是在說什麼?

It says

它說

Danger don't jump in in Romania

危險!不要跳進去在羅馬尼亞語中

and the below?

下面一行呢?

the same thing but in French

一樣意思但用法語

and below?

再下面一行呢?

The same thing but in German

一樣意思但用德語

and why is it not also written in Hungarian

為什麼不也把匈牙利語也寫上去?

well.. because you Hungarians

好了..因為你們匈牙利人

are allowed to jump in

最好都跳進去

die you all

全部都去死

die!

死吧!

Die!

死吧!

Die!

死吧!

Germany

德國

are you hungry?

餓了嗎?

eat Snickers because you are not you when you are hungry

就吃Snickers吧，因為當你餓的時候，你就會失去自我

better?

好點了嗎?

better

好點了

Die

死吧

Come here!

放馬過來!

Come here you...

來這裡你這小王八...

die!

死吧!

Russia?

俄國?

Are you hungry?

餓了嗎?

eat Snickers

就吃Snickers吧

because you are not you when you are hungry

因為當你餓的時候，你就會失去自我

better?

好點了嗎?

better

更好

you evil little shit!

你這邪惡的化身!

if you don't stop interfering in other countries

如果你不停止干涉其他國家

and my country business

還我的國家的事

I will beat your ass

我打爆你的屁股

yea.. okay yeah... huh..

對啦...好的...額..

Hey! I'm talking to you!

嘿!老子我正在跟你說話!

Shhhh! man the best part is coming

噓!老弟最精採的部分要來了

Just stay quiet for a second

所以安靜一下

if you keep ignoring me he he.. I will blast your ass

如果你繼續無視我 嘿 嘿..我真的會打爆你的屁骨

with my latest technology weapon

就用我最新的技術武器

and trust me.. you don't wanna see it

相信我...你不想看到它的

man I love this part

天啊，我愛這橋段

That's it!

就這樣!

you asked for it

你自找的

oh shit.. I've done it this time

歐 該死...我這次真的做了

*heavy breathing*

喝斯♂喝斯♂喝斯♂

yeah you better run

對，你最好快逃

you little shit

你這小王八蛋

I showed him this time!

我這次讓他見識到了!

you did well

我做的真好

yeah...

沒錯...

you did well....

我做的真好