so each of you need to tell me

所以你們每一個都要說

what you gonna do when you grow up

等你長大後，想做什麼

when I grow up I wan to occupy Europe

等我長大後，我想佔領歐洲

I will occupy Africa

我將佔領非洲

Asia is mine

亞洲是我的了

uhhh...

呃...

okay umm..

好吧，呃...

What about you Russia

那你呢?俄羅斯

You will all be mine..

你們全都是我的

Hello everyone

哈囉，所有人

Our footballers have won the FIFA 16

我們的足球員贏了FIFA 16 (FIFA 16是電玩遊戲)

hooray hooray

烏拉

hooray

烏拉

our toughest games were

我們最艱難的比賽是

Germany 0-7

德國

North Korea won

0比7

hooray

北韓獲勝

Brazil 0-5

烏拉

North Korea won

巴西

Netherlands 0-6

0比5

North Korea won

北韓獲勝

yeeeeeeeeee...

荷蘭

Argetina 0-3

0比6

North Korea won

北韓獲勝

We are going to receive our price of FIFA

耶.......

We are the fittest country in the world

阿根廷

Today Brazil and Germany

0比3

Are going to give us the prize of FIFA 16

北韓獲勝

You are the best country in the world

我們要領取FIFA獎勵

here is the prize

我們是這世界上最適合的國家

yes yes you are the best country and the best leader

今天巴西和德國

say hooray you peasent

將要來頒發給我們FIFA16的獎盃

Hey Hungary

你是這世上最棒的國家

Wanna hear a joke?

這是獎盃

Yeah sure I guess why not...

沒錯 沒錯，你是這世上最棒的國家，和最棒的領導者

Transilvania

說烏拉!你這農夫

That is some stupid joke I don't get it

嘿，匈牙利

Yeah that is right!

想不想聽一個笑話?

you will never get it

好啊，有何不可

he he he he

外西凡尼亞 (外西凡尼亞曾經是匈牙利的領土)

Hey Afghanistan do you wanna be friends?

那真是個蠢笑話，我不懂

Yeah, okay I guess

對，那就對了!

he he hell yeah

你永源都不會懂它 (雙關語:你永遠都得不到它)

wait... what the f*ck are you doing man?

哈 哈 哈 哈

Don't worry comrade I will save you

嘿，阿富汗想不想做個朋友

I will save you

好啊 我猜

I will save you comrade

嘿 嘿 好耶

I will save you comrade

等...你他媽的在做甚麼?老兄

I will save you

不用擔心，同志，我會救你

I will save you

我會救你

I will save you

我會救你，同志

just

我會救你，同志

please just

我會救你

just leave me alone please

我會救你

America there is a flood killing your people

我會救你

Wait I'm trying to figure out

就

if this glass if half empty or half full

拜託，就

we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now

就讓我自己一人就好，拜託

I think I got it

美國!洪水正在屠殺你的人民

just... just give me a minute

等等，我正在想辦法弄清楚

your cities are flooding

這玻璃杯是半空還是半滿

wait I'm almost there

我們現在有個比一杯水還更大的問題

yeah definitely half full

我想我快好了

ahhh shit

就...就給我一分鐘

he he well..

你的城市正在淹沒

there are at least two things that are half full right now

等等，我快想到了

yeah...

對，絕對是半滿

Hey do you remember the old days?

阿....靠

they were good days

哈 哈 至少...

we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence

這裡現在有兩個東西是半滿的

and you totally were the best swimmer

對....

well... okay yeah at least our leader didn't fuck goats

嘿，你還記的那些老日子嗎?

what did you just say?

那真是美好的日子

I said

我們絕對可以在獨立戰爭的時候踢爆你的屁股

At least our leader didn't fuck goats

還有你是最厲害的游泳者

What happened to Greece

呃...好吧，至少我們的領導不會去搞山羊 (現任土耳其總統，曾被一首詩說成是會搞山羊的人)

I happened

你剛剛說什麼?

Guys?

我說

Yeah?

至少我們的領導不會去搞山...

What is it France?

希臘發生什麼事了?

Do you wanna play bloody Mary?

我讓它發生的

Okay

各位?

Okay let's do this

耶?

Wanna keep watching television?

法國那是什麼?

Hell yeah!

你們想不想玩血腥瑪莉?

Okay let's do this

好啊

Bloody Mary

好的，我們來吧

Bloody Mary

想不想繼續看電視?

Bloody Mary

當然!

A bottle?

好的，我們開始吧

where is my bottle of vodka?

血腥瑪莉

the mirror has Russia help us!

血腥瑪莉

Help us America

血腥瑪莉

How can mirror be real if your eyes aren't real?

一個瓶子?

America please...

我的伏特加跑哪去了?

In the next episode of glove wars

鏡子裡有俄羅斯，救救我們!

Guten Tag

救救我們，美國

Wait... we only agreed on gloves

鏡子裡的東西怎麼可能是真的，除非你的眼睛是假的?

put that away man

美國，拜託...

stop

在下一集的手套大戰

Happy birthday!

美 好 的 一 天

Thank you so much guys!

等等...我們說好只用手套

Can we open the presents?

把那東西拿開

sure buddy

住手....

Cool man, thank you so much!

生日快樂

sure man

非常感謝你們大家!

Here comrade, some vodka and ak47

我可以拆開禮物嗎?

he he ahhh....

當然可以，老兄

Thanks I guess

酷喔，老兄，非常感謝你!

I got you the best present this year

不客氣，老兄

Spend looking for this some time, hope you like it

同志這裡有些伏特加和ak47

Is this what I think it is?

哈 哈，呃...

Oh man this is the best present ever!

還是謝謝你...

Wait what??? It is just a rock

今年我準備了最好的禮物

ehhh... Montenegro like it so much...

花了點時間準備這個，希望你會喜歡

It kinda looks good now

這是我在想的那個嗎?

I need it

喔 老兄，這真是最棒的禮物了!

I need it!!

等等，啥???就只是一顆石頭

I need that rock!

呃.. 蒙特內哥羅很喜歡那個石頭

Sir we just found a country that has a lot of oil

我覺得那塊石頭現在看起來非常棒...

do I look like I need oil?

我需要它

we need this f*king rock

我需要它