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  • Welcome to the work force. It appears to be a day like any other day.

  • This fella is smashing some coffee and crunching numbers.

  • Oh no, he does appear to have an issue with a

  • piece of shit office chair provided by the manager.

  • I dunno what’s going on with it exactly.

  • He tries to ignore the problem and remain productive.

  • But that’s hard to do and he cracks the shits!

  • He has to stand up. This is a stand up problem.

  • There’s a lot of confusion though so he sits back down.

  • He gives it a quick test. It is definitely still fucked.

  • Fucked chair confirmed. I wouldn’t trust it with me life.

  • A bloody wheel has fallen off now.

  • Once the wheels fall off you need to recognise that the situation is not gonna improve.

  • None the less, he fucken soldiers on...

  • sits down, and the chair throws him off!

  • That was a beautiful takedown by the chair.

  • I reckon it’s fucken studied ju-jitsu.

  • Unfortunately, the chair now has to feel the full wrath of the human

  • and so does the Macintosh!

  • Crikey, I don’t think any office equipment is safe from this bloody animal anymore.

  • He goes after clock and saysfuck you, clock!”

  • He’s sick of deadlines. Aw that was a massive piledriver!

  • Into the wall. The pinboard takes a hit. Pinboard never did anything to anyone.

  • Faaark, he's going full gangster.

  • He’s yellingdie motherfucker."

  • This luxury item used to be a friend. Now it's a proper enemy.

  • I don’t think he’s heard the sayingdon’t kick a chair when it’s down”.

  • Although that’s mostly to protect your ankles.

  • Anyway, he’s likefuck this place

  • and he does a walk out. Time to get an outdoors job.

Welcome to the work force. It appears to be a day like any other day.

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Ozzy Man評論。人與椅子 (Ozzy Man Reviews: Man vs Chair)

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    Yang Kaiting 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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