NARRATOR This summer, witness yet another Spiderman

旁白 這個夏天，見證了又一個蜘蛛俠的誕生。

origin story...

來歷

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Just so SONY can retain the rights to the

旁白(CONT'D)只是為了讓SONY公司能保留權利的

character...

性格...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Peter Parker was just an attractive...

彼得-帕克只是一個有吸引力的... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Intelligent...

智能... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Likeable...

討人喜歡... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Athletic...

運動員... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Well-dressed...

穿著講究的... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Teenaged loser.

旁白（CONT'D）十幾歲的失敗者。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) But when he easily walks into a high security

但當他輕而易舉地走進一個戒備森嚴的地方時。

lab, one radio-active spider bite will give

實驗室，一個放射性蜘蛛咬會給

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Peter the ability to...

Peter有能力... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Twitch like a crackhead...

像個癮君子一樣抽搐...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Break everything...

打破一切... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Get every father figure in his life murdered...

讓他生命中所有的父親形象都被謀殺... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Act like a complete jerk every chance he gets.

一有機會就表現得像個十足的混蛋。

PETER "I just did eighty percent of you your job...

PETER "我只是做了你百分之八十的工作... ...

Huh!?"

咦！？"&quot。

AUNT MAY "Who does this to you?"

AUNT MAY "誰對你這樣做？&quot。

PETER "Please, please go to sleep!"

PETER "請你睡覺吧！&quot。

NARRATOR And studder worse than Shia Labuef in Transformers.

比《變形金剛》裡的希亞-拉布夫還要糟糕

PETER "Uhm so uh you want to uh, I don't know

呃... ...所以... ...你想... ...我不知道。

uhm."

嗯，&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "I don't know."

PETER (CONT'D) "我不知道&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "Just uh."

PETER (CONT'D) "Just uh."

PETER (CONT'D) "Uhm, I don't know"

PETER (CONT'D) "呃，我不知道&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "I was, I was, dah."

PETER(CONT'D)"我是，我是，噠&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "Yea, yea."

PETER (CONT'D) "Yea, yea."

PETER (CONT'D) "No, no, no, no, no."

PETER (CONT'D) "No, no, no, no."

GWEN STACY "I don't want to talk about that."

GWEN STACY "我不想談論這個問題。

PETER "Don't, don't, no, no, OK no, OK?"

PETER "Don't，don't，no，no，ok no，ok?&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "OK, OK, OK, OK, OK."

PETER (CONT'D) "OK, OK, OK, OK."

PETER (CONT'D) "I gotta tell you this one thing. I gotta

PETER (CONT'D) "我得告訴你一件事。我得

tell you this one thing."

告訴你一件事.&quot。

PETER (CONT'D) "Ike , I wish I could just..."

PETER (CONT'D) "Ike , I wish I could just..."

NARRATOR Embark on a romantic journey...

旁白 踏上浪漫之旅...

where the hottest girl in school falls for this creep stalker

在那裡，最熱門的女孩在學校愛上了這個令人毛骨悚然的跟蹤者。

UNCLE BEN "He's got you on his computer."

本叔叔"他在他的電腦上找到了你&quot。

PETER "Pfeheh."

PETER "Pfeheh."

NARRATOR Proving that love always prevails, even when

旁白： 證明愛情總是勝利的，即使是...

you have gaping wounds that require

你的傷口有缺口，需要

NARRATOR (CONT'D) immediate medical attention...

立即就醫... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Immerse yourself in the epic battle, between

旁白：沉浸在史詩般的戰役中，你會發現，在你的生活中，有很多人都是你的朋友。

a hero who refuses to fight with his mask on.

一個戴著面具拒絕戰鬥的英雄。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) And a villain, with the most cliche origin

還有一個反派，有著最老套的出身。

story imaginable...

故事可以想象...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Who is conveniently connected to the most

旁白(CONT'D)誰方便與最。

important people in Peter's life.

Peter'生命中的重要人物。

UNCLE BEN "Curt Conners, that's the name of the

UNCLE BEN "Curt Conners, that'的名字。

guy in the picture with your dad."

和你爸爸合影的那個人，&quot。

CAPTAIN STACY "Dr. Curtis Conners, was also my daughters

STACY上尉"柯蒂斯-康納斯博士，也是我的女兒。

mentor, is that who your talking about?"

導師，就是你說的那個人嗎？

PETER PARKER "That's the one."

PETER PARKER "就是那個人."

NARRATOR Experience the re-retold story...

旁白 體驗重新講述的故事... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) ...of an uncle who strives to find yet another

...的叔叔，他努力尋找另一個。

way of saying "With great power, comes great responsibility.

權力大，責任大。

UNCLE BEN "That if you could do good things for other

如果你能為別人做好事，你就能為別人做好事。

people, you would have a moral obligation to do those things.

人，你會有道德義務去做這些事情。

UNCLE BEN (CONT'D) "That's what's at stake here. Not choice...

本叔叔（CONT'D）"那是什麼'在這裡的利害關係。不是選擇...

responsibility."

責任.&quot。

NARRATOR As well as all these other moments...

旁白以及所有這些其他時刻... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) that you've already seen before...

你已經見過的......。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Like this...

像這樣... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) A lot of this...

很多這樣的... ...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) And more of this.

還有更多這樣的。

PETER PARKER "Call an ambulance!"

PETER PARKER "叫救護車！&quot。

NARRATOR Swing along, with the smartest teenager in

旁白：和最聰明的少年一起搖擺吧。

Manhattan...

曼哈頓...

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Who uses the myspace of search engines....

旁白（CONT'D）誰用搜索引擎的myspace......。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) And does a terrible job of hiding his secret

而且在隱藏自己的祕密方面做得很糟糕

identity.

身份。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Seriously nobody thought that was odd?

旁白(CONT'D)說真的沒有人覺得這很奇怪嗎？

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Starring...

旁白： 主演：

NARRATOR (CONT'D) The Not Really That Amazing Spider

《沒那麼神奇的蜘蛛》。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Merr, at least Kirsten Dunst wasn't in it.

Merr，至少Kirsten Dunst不在裡面。

NARRATOR (CONT'D) Don't miss our future Honest Trailers, subscribe

旁白(CONT'D)不要錯過我們未來的誠信預告片，請訂閱。

now...

現在

NARRATOR (CONT'D) And leave a comment like to hear me say in

旁白(CONT'D)，並留言喜歡聽我說，在

my epic voice...

我史詩般的聲音...