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No one's gonna pull a fast one on me
'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.
Uah! *Jumps*
AIGHH! (sneeze?? wtf pewds)
It's like a sneeze intro. (lmao)
Welcome back. I'm playing.. uhh- two episodes
in one day. I'm only gonna play for 20 minute
because I don't have a lotta time.
That doesn't matter to you, the point is that
- I'm really into playing this game, and I
just wanna play more aaand uh
..do my best to give you guys the best quality content.
that's what this channel is ALL ABOUT.
I forgot what we were doing..
RIGHT than lan- the lantern!
Here it is. ...right? The scale.
Right?
Let's put the fucKING LANTERN
AAAH! Shut up.. shut up.
I have a crazy idea
why don't you just fucking pull it down with the
same weight.
Just.. like.. I don't know. I-I know, crazy right?
AAOOHMYGOD
IT'S A GATOR!
Shoot it!
I gotta ki- I'm sorry Mr. Gator.
(Gator voice) No poodz. Pleez. I am not a real gator.
Shut the fuck up.
I gotta kill you.
What happened to you, Gator?
Great I'm glad we did that.
Why is this room so extremely creepy?
Hello?
There must be something in here.
Hello?
What is up with this fucking room?
What was - oh. *crash*
Shotgun.
Bring it.
HELLO?
I've gotta shotgun! *gasp*
I'm not afraid to use-
Aww, fuuck nawh
Fuck nawh... maah
I'm gonna heal.
AY I GOT HOLY WATER!
..AND I GOTTA SHOTGUN!
AND I'M NOT AF-
- OH god it's black- I-I got scared of it.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm not afraid to use it!
Shut the fuck up.
Ah it's babies. It's fine.
Hey where'd-
No. We got nothing.
Alright we got a.. BEAUTIFUL painting. (drawing)
Alright that's..
OHH it's Mr Fuzzball!
How you doing there?
*Weird child's voice* HI POODIEPIE
AAAHHH!
OH NO! POODIEPIE!
aaAAAAAAaAAAAA
Pewdiepie..
You will die here to-
GOD damn it teddy- no!
You will all die in here.
Even the audience - of the bros.
Well this is fucking weird.
Just sit on your chair and shut the fuck uuup.
That's my catchphrase.. in this fucking game
for some reason.
ShufhshsFfsfshhshshfhshh
Shut the fuck up.
HUA!
That's right.
No one's gonna pull a fast one on me
'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.
UUAH! *jumps*
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
*Defeated sigh*
Let's not replay that. That was fucking pathetic.
(literally replays it anyway)
Jesus Chri- stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Just FUCKING stop.
SSTOOOOPPP!
Oh no someone is upstairs.
Something's wrong with her.
No fucking-
You fucking bitch.
Bring it motherfucker.
You best be not j-
this is fucking st-
the creepiest part so far.
I swear to god.
There's no looting or anything it's just
me fucking walking around.
Wait.
Where'd I come from?
..Ok.
Ok.
That can be arranged.
Oh look! There's bleach!
Let's drink it!
Hey bro.
Why is the bleach talking to me?
It's just a (unintelligible)
*very good JackSepticEye voice* Top o' the morning to ya..!
This is- FUCK
Why do I have to play the scariest part
in the fucking- night? - at night.
Alright we gotta house.
It's just a door.
Uhh..
So this is a map, isn't it?
And that's a d- oh it's a map of this room.
So there's something here.
Yea I see it.
Hey! Look at that.
Okay.
Woah.
What do we got here?
(Jacksepticeye) TOOOP O' THE MOR-
AAOHMYGOD
IT'S JAADAADADAA
Let me get your arm buddy.
Aah it's fine, don't worry about it.
It's fine.
Just tear it off.
Thanks grandma!
You da best!
Hey!
Look I told you it was moist!
Oh god.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUAAAAAAAAAAA
Bros, heh-he-hu-he-help me.
Oh god. It's too quiet.
It's too fucking quiet.
It's too fucking-
It's saving. (gasp in 3)
(2)
Oh my god. (1)
*Gasp*
AAAAUAUAAAAAAA
5/7
I'M TRYNA HEADSHOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BIG
Stop moving your head!
This is ridiculous.
Thank you.
FUCKING moist monsters.
I hate 'em.
I should've just drank the fucking bleach.
*stutters*
I just wanna go home.
I wanna go home. I wanna go home now.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Let me reload motherfucker.
Fuck this fucking place.
Where the hell am I?
I wanna go home so fucking bad.
I know my aim is fucking terrible,
but it stresses me the fuck out.
NO GATOR!
Fuck I don't fucking see where I'm going.
Ugh, thank fucking god.
I'm fucking done with this place, man
I don't know what to tell you.
Here you go.
So where do I get the..
So I got the arm.
How do I use the arm here?
I don't fu-
Aw for fuck sake.
WHAT?
GREAT. I don't know who you are but
IiUAUAUAiIiU- I would love to.
What a fuckin' bitch.
Well. This has been great.
Alright so we're heading back to the trailer.
Because uh, I wanna fucking save.
Wha- for fuck sake.
God fucking damn it.
WWHHUUUAAT?
NO
NO
You're having a threesome without me!??!
Oh my god, I love activities!
*exhales excitedly*
is it?
Great-great. Great talking to you Zoella.
It's always good fun.
It's always-
SaaAAaAVe staAAAAAAaaaayy
Okay.
So, uhh we go through all the family members
it seems like.
Uuhhh, I suppose we are part of the family too
and that's probably why the gift is coming from.
I think now we need the crow key
so
I wanna make sure I have all the shit
Where is the fridge?
There it is.
This fridge wasn't-
UUUGGHH
COME ON MAN.
WHAT THE FuUUUuCK
Hey! Look at that. (forgets about head)
Uh, the pig is waiting
for you in the dissection
room, bitch.
Thanks buddy!
Appreciate it!
I'm starting to think I should invest in this one.
How much is it, five?
'cuz
my reloads are starting to get slow.
And we have five coins.
Fuck it.
Life's handing ya' lemons,
so take drugs.
..Don't quote me on that.
I'm serious.
The dissection room.
Where the fuck was that?
Fuck all the moist, man. I fucking hate it
UUUUUH
Hey moose how ya doing?
(Moose voice) Hi poodiepie it's good to see ya again
Oh hey its good to see ya too man
THERE IT IS! NICE!
We were looking for ya Mr. Crow
CAACAA
Yeah good one, good one yeah it works
Yeah, it works everytime buddy
SUPPLY ROOM MOTHER FUCKA!!!
YEEAH!
Grenade launcha!
Shotgun Shells!
All kinds of shit!
Hell yeah!
Gun powder!
What else ya got buddy?
Can I break these?
BOX!!!
Eh, I guess not =(
BOX!!
No? Okay
Alright moose, top of da morning to ya *kisses*
I'm heading back
I think, uh, I'll do a save here and I'll se ya tomorrow with another episode
Although it will be the same episode for you
*dies*
ALRIGHT! It's a new day!
It's a new adventure, let's venture out together
Oh boy, its gonna be a "good time"
I miss Granny... where's my bitch?
My main bitch?
I honestly, ha, this is a little embrassing...
I don't remember where I'm supposed to go....
EEEEEHHHHHH
Okay, I'll just pretend that I know....
Ehh, how m' I doing so far?
In pretending?
Out here! Of course!
Of, of coourse!
The dissection room! Wasn't it?
Now where was
...
Shut the fuck up!
The dissection room?
AH!
The dissection room!
Down in the moist hole, I "remember" (googled)
My fa, my favorite place!
Whos it going every-
Uh god, its darker now, isn't it?
Fuck me, man.
This aint cool man
Dis aint cool at all man...
It didnt used to be this dark!
I swear to god, man!
Fuck man
Uggghh
I hate moist monsters!
They're the fucking worst!
Ah god its ah god, Bleach, let me drink you please!
No, shut the fuck up.
Why are they making so much fucking sound?
*gasp* Granneh!! ヽ(°〇°)ノ
Granny, I almost shot you.
GRANNEY
What are you doin' here?
*granny's voice* Errgh... I'm old
Granny, I've got a fucking rocket launcher.
And I aint afraid of using it.
*Granny* You wouldn't dare to shoot, ya ol' PUSSEH!!
...okay your right granny
It's time for you to go home.
Get a job
Get a job Granny.
*Granny* But I'm retire- *Pewds* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alright here we are
Here we go!
I wasted a bullet there
for no fucking reason absolutely ever
*Sarcastically* Great. (jumpscare in 3)
Oh that sounds lovely (jumpscare in 2)
Is that uhhh Jackspecticeye? (reduce the volume now)
AHHHHHHH
*higher pitch* EHHHHHHHH (told ya)
What the fuck is that!!!
AH!...AH!...AH!
NO!...NOOO!
uh oh..uh
Alright we're gonna have to...
*Shoots moist monster*
...do that.
We're gonna have to do that-but I shot his head?!
Is it dead yet!?
Is it dead yet??
Aw fuck man it was dead
I wasted ammo.
How's my uh, how's my health?
Not great, I've been better.
Alright that's fine.
Fuck?
Fuck.
Next time I'll knife
This place has a different feel to it ya know?
It's not as nice in the dark.
I gotta-I gotta say.
I don't like it.
How's deputy doing?
Let's check- Hey look it's deputy!
*reading board* "Prove you're a real man.
Stick your hand down this pigs throat!"
Uh
*random sound*
Shut the fuck up?
Fine I'll do it
*Gross squishy sound*
Oh my God!
Hello!!!
Snacky!
Hope there's some Nutella down there.
I've done that before if you know what I mean.
*creepy laugh*
Snaaaackkyyyy!
I got a snack!
*guy comes on over loudspeaker*
*pewds* Shut the fuck up.
I hate-I hate how they keep fucking flopping!
Oh he's still alive..fuck.
I don't wanna-
I'm just gona run past this guy
Hey! Why don't you come in? Take a seat!
Take a seat! Aw wait you're crippled
I'm sorry I forgot-
Oh my God!
The famous-the famous flop attack!
Alright well you have a good time
and think about what you've done, sir.
You think about what you've done.
Alright, I should probably heal anyway.
*sarcastically* Hopefully no more ambushes is waiting for me!!
I'm sure it's gonna be safe!
YOLO!!!!
AUHHHHHHHHHHHH
...
AHHHHHHHH
...
AHHHHHHHH!
GRANNY! GRANNY SAVE ME, GRANNY!
GRANNY!
*higher pitch* GRANNY!
GRANNY?
UHH!
FUCK!
What was that?
What WAS that?
oh here it is- NO
*swedish swearing*
NOW IMMA CLOSE THAT DOOR AND YOU BE NICE!!
You be nice!
AHHHHHH! NO, NO, NO NO, NO
Woo!
Fuck that place!
Fuccck that fucking place man!
Why does the game get scarier?
I can't handle it.
Gahhh!
Not a fan.
*singing* Save station!
Gotta love my save station!
Now let's do some shit.
Alright let's head on out!
I know where the snake room is.
I've already been up there a lil bit.
It doesn't look-
(unintelligible)
Great.
*incoming moist monstar*
No!
What the hell is your fucking problem?!
AHHH
AH-OH MY GOD!
What the fuck? Okay, I need to man the fuck up.
Alright? I'm getting- I'm being too much of a lil girl.
There we go. One shot, one kill
Great! Great. Fannntastic.
See? I-I- that was pretty cool.
Did you feel like I was being really cool there?
'cus I didn't, fuck this.
Here's a snake room key.
There's 2 snake room doors.
So let's start with this one.
Maybe 3? I don't fuckin' know.
*singing* Snake room! Gator!
How you doin' buddeh?
* as gator* Hey, it's me, Gator.
You wanna kiss?
*Laughs*
You wanna kiss, señor?
*as Pewds* Yes! Yes I would like!
*as Gator* Oh my...but I-
*Pewds laughing*
*Under his breath* Shut the fuck up
Great.
*laughing*
It's broken.
*as Gator* Like my heart, señor.
*pewds* Okay, sorry Gator.
This looks suspicious..
*reading note*
Great!
Surely, there's something in here that we need.
What about this trophy?
3rd place? Ha! What a fucking loser!
Alright, what else we got?
Hey! Shotgun shells in a kids room
Look at that, a ball.
It's a ball.
*random noise*
Shut the fuck up Gator.
*As Gator* But senor, I did not say anything?
*Pewds notices ladder* What?! Was that there before?
*Gator* Of course, your observation skills are absolutely terrible señor.
*Pewds* ...Alright.
I see how it is.
Let's go up there.
I just gotta make sure I got all the shit I need.
There we go, see?
See what I'm talking about?
*As Gator* Si, senor. Good luck senor.
I love you.
*Pewds* I love you too Gator, I love you too baby.
One day we'll run away together.
How do I get up there?
Ah, fuck.
There's a bobblehead right there.
*Laughs*
Alright, fuck it, let's just check the other rooms while we still can.
Where's the other snake room?
I swear there's a snake- there it is.
I swear there's a snake room.
If you think about it, isn't there a snake room in all of us?
I know, I have deep thoughts.
So do you.
Is it weird when I talk to you and you don't reply but you think a reply in your head?
That's right. I know what you're doing mother fun-granny!
*As Granny* Hi-Hey! You made it out of that hole!
*Pewds* Granny?
Ya look good.
Ya look damn good.
Lemme just-ooh nice.
Smoking them herbs are we Granny? Hehehe
*As Granny* yeah, I'm in that dank shit.
*pewds* Alright Granny!
Don't mind if I do, Don't mind if I help myself out yknow.
Ahh, nod twice if you don't mind me takin' your weed
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