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  • It's time for our segment Me Me Monday.

    又到了我們爆紅禮拜一的時間

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

    >> [鼓掌] >> [笑聲]

  • >> It's the guitar,

    >> 那是吉他

  • they had to do that at the end.

    在結尾時他們必須這樣

  • Okay, here's the first one.

    好,我們來看第一個

  • When I go to Target without my kids.

    當我沒帶小孩,自己去Target百貨時

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    >> [笑聲] [掌聲]

  • >> [LAUGH]

    >> [笑聲]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah.

    >> [鼓掌] >> 是啊

  • Here's the next one.

    下一個

  • When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it.

    當你解釋一件事情17次而人們還是聽不懂

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's another one.

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 來看另外一個

  • I don't know who gave my child a whistle, but I will find you and I will kill you.

    我不知道是誰把哨子給了我的孩子,但我會找到你然後殺了你

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's the next one.

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 下一個

  • When it says 4 to 7 business days to ship and you hoped it was 4, but

    當送貨時間寫著4到7個工作天而你希望是4天,但看來

  • it looks like it's gonna be 7.

    會是7天時

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌]

  • >> [LAUGH] Here's another one.

    >> [笑聲] 這裡有另外一個

  • >> The ball was in his hand the whole time.

    >> 那球從頭到尾都在他的手裡

  • He never even threw it.

    他根本沒有丟出去

  • Frankly, Steven, I was shocked.

    Steven, 實話說,我很訝異

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌]

  • >> [SOUND] [LAUGH] And here's one more.

    >>[噪音] [笑聲] 這裡還有一個

  • When Mother Nature drinks three Red Bulls.

    當大自然一連喝了三罐蠻牛

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> And, finally,

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 最後,還有

  • when you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you.

    當你自拍其實是想要捕捉身後的辣妹

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE].

    >> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >>

  • >> If you see a meme you think I should see, please send it to me,

    >> 如果看到你認為我也不能錯過的爆紅圖片,請寄給我

It's time for our segment Me Me Monday.

又到了我們爆紅禮拜一的時間

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