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  • NARRATOR: From Joss Whedon, God of the nerds, comes

    來自書呆子之神喬斯-韋登的作品是

  • the movie blockbuster that finally unites the world’s greatest superheroes... that

    這部電影大片最終將世界上最偉大的超級英雄聯合起來... ...

  • Marvel still has the rights to. The Avengers! The ultimate two hour geek fantasy that blinds

    漫威公司仍然擁有《復仇者聯盟》的版權。復仇者聯盟!終極兩小時的極客幻想,讓人目不暇接 The ultimate two hour geek fantasy that blinds.

  • all nerds from admitting any legitimate criticism. And put all of DC Comics on suicide watch.

    所有的書呆子從承認 任何合法的責備,並把所有的DC漫畫放在自殺觀察上。

  • A villain, who inexplicably returns from the dead, will vow vengeance on the planet where

    一個莫名其妙死而復生的反派,將在這個星球上發誓復仇。

  • his demigod brother’s sort-of-girlfriend lives. Forcing this bluetooth obsessed government

    他的半神哥哥的那種女朋友的生活。逼迫這個迷戀藍牙的政府

  • agency to assemble the heroes from Marvel’s greatest franchises, except Spider-Man, Fantastic

    機構,以集合漫威最偉大的特許經營權的英雄,除了蜘蛛俠,神奇。

  • Four, and X-Men. Suit up with Iron Man - everyone’s favorite secondary Marvel character - who

    四,和X戰警。與鋼鐵俠--大家最喜歡的漫威二次元角色--誰的衣服。

  • must redeem himself from the god awful Iron Man 2. Thor - who sort of pulled off his own

  • movie, but who’s appearance here completely negates its ending. Captain America - no one’s

    電影,但誰的出現在這裡完全否定了它的結局。美國隊長--沒有人

  • favorite character, who just kinda has to be there. And The Incredible Hulkwho,

    最喜歡的角色,誰只是有點必須在那裡。還有《無敵浩克》--誰。

  • for the sake of the plot, can now suddenly control his rage

    為了劇情的需要,現在突然可以控制自己的憤怒...

  • BRUCE BANNER: I’m always angry.

    我總是很生氣。

  • NARRATOR: …without any explanation. Which doesn’t

    ...沒有任何解釋。這並不

  • mattercause that shot was awesome! Witness... the excitement...

    因為那一球太精彩了!見證... 激動人心...

  • IRON MAN: I need you to get to that engine control panel

    我需要你去找那個引擎控制面板...

  • NARRATOR: …of Iron Man repairing a spaceship for twenty

    ...鋼鐵俠修理宇宙飛船20年的故事

  • minutes. The thrill of generic aliens on flying jet skis. The confusing energy source of the

    分鐘。通用外星人乘坐飛行噴氣滑板的驚險刺激。的混亂能源。

  • Tesseract

    宇宙魔術方塊...

  • SELVIG: The Tesseract can fight, but you can’t protect

    宇宙魔術方塊能打,但你不能保護它?

  • against yourself

    對自己...

  • NARRATOR: …and its completely unjustified fail safe.

    ...其完全沒有理由的故障安全。

  • The explosion that instantly kills every alien, conveniently tying up all loose ends. The

    爆炸,瞬間殺死所有的異形,方便地把所有的枝節都綁起來。那

  • Bromance

    戀愛...

  • TONY STARK: Hey.

  • NARRATOR: And the character in the middle of the credits,

    還有片尾中間的那個人物。

  • who every nerd in the audience pretended to know. A movie so fulfillingyou won’t

    在場的每一個書呆子都裝作認識他。一部如此充實的電影... ...你不會... ...

  • remember that the first 45 minutes are actually kind of boring. A villain so determined...

    記得前45分鐘其實是有點無聊的。一個反派如此決絕...

  • LOKI: You need the cube to bring me home, but I’ve

    你需要立方體來帶我回家,但我已經...

  • sent it off I know not where.

    我不知道把它送到哪裡去了。

  • NARRATOR: …youll wonder why he’s uniting the

    ...你會想知道為什麼他要團結起來。

  • only people who can stop him, in hopes of getting them to dislike each other.

    只有能阻止他的人,希望能讓他們互懟。

  • TONY STARK: Not a great plan.

    這不是一個好計劃。

  • NARRATOR: Battles so action packed...

    戰鬥如此激烈...

  • HAWKEYE: Stark, youve got a lot of strays stuck

    HAWKEYE:斯塔克,你已經得到了很多流浪卡住

  • on your tail.

    在你的尾巴上。

  • NARRATOR: You won’t even ask yourself, “how are

    旁白:你甚至不會問自己:"你是怎麼做到的?

  • they even all talking to each other without ear pieces?”

    他們甚至都不戴耳塞互相交談?"

  • BLACK WIDOW: I can close it, can anybody copy?

    我可以把它關了,有人能收到嗎?

  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: Do it.

    做到這一點。

  • TONY STARK: No, wait.

    不 等等

  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: Stark, these things are still coming.

    斯塔克,這些東西還是會來的。

  • NARRATOR: Starring... Bore. Pinkeye. Iron Man Pooping.

    主演...波爾紅眼鋼鐵俠拉屎

  • Not Edward Norton. The Human Torch. Leather Boobs. Mace Windu. And Gay Bane.

    不是愛德華-諾頓人類火炬。皮衣巨乳梅斯-溫杜還有Gay Bane.

  • NARRATOR: Marvel’s The Avengers! If this doesn’t

    漫威的《復仇者聯盟》!If this doesn't

  • make your inner eight year old self squeal in delight youre likely dead inside...

    讓你內心的八歲自我尖叫的喜悅 你很可能死在裡面... ...

  • or a girl. If you like Honest Trailers, then please check out our brand new weekly series,

    或一個女孩。如果你喜歡Honest Trailers,那麼請查看我們全新的每週系列。

  • The Screen Junkies Show. Seriously, don’t be a jerk. We worked real hard on this new

    熒幕迷秀。說真的,別傻了。我們真的很努力在這個新的

  • show. So check it out and leave a comment. And, as always, leave a comment with the movie

    節目。那就去看看,然後留言吧。而且,像往常一樣,留下評論與電影。

  • you’d like to see get the Honest treatment next. Cats with boobies. Oppa Gangnam Style.

    你想看到的下一個得到誠實的待遇。咪咪貓Oppa江南風格。

  • Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number so call me maybe.

    嘿,我剛認識你,這很瘋狂,但這是我的號碼,也許可以給我打電話。

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