Ok Mom, got it.

好吧，媽媽，知道了。

Eye contact with a handshake.

目光接觸與握手。

Uh no, I'm not wearing jeans.

呃，不，我沒有穿牛仔褲。

I don't know if they take direct deposit,

我不知道他們是否接受直接存款。

but I will ask them.

但我會問他們。

Mom, I'm only an intern.

媽媽，我只是一個實習生。

We don't have 401(k)'s.

我們沒有401(k)的。

I'm not annoyed.

我並不惱火。

I don't want to feel

我不想感覺

like I'm being dropped off at camp, okay?

就像我被丟棄在營地，好嗎？

So, hold on.

所以，等一下。

Hold on, hold on.

等一下，等一下。

Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom.

哦，媽媽，媽媽，媽媽。

I have to take this.

我得接下這個。

It's Iris.

是艾里斯

She's calling from Greece.

她從希臘打來的

She's backpacking.

她在揹包旅行。

You know, I don't know what her parents think about it,

你知道，我不知道她父母怎麼想的。

but I'll be sure to ask her.

但我一定會問她。

I really got to take this.

我真的要接這個。

Okay, I love you, too.

好吧，我也愛你。

Bye.

掰掰

Tell me everything.

告訴我一切。

Is is awesome?

是不是很厲害？

Shut up.

閉嘴吧

So the two of you just spent the entire day together?

所以，你們兩個人就在一起度過了一整天？

I am so jealous.

我好嫉妒。

Umm....

呃....

Not yet.

還沒有

I'm going to go in in like, any minute now.

我要去的樣子，現在任何一分鐘。

As soon as I stop dreading it.

等我不再害怕的時候

Maybe make some coffee, then make some copies,

也許泡點咖啡，然後再影印一些。

and then make some copies, and make some coffee.

然後做一些拷貝，做一些咖啡。

Well thank you, but I am not proud of me.

好吧，謝謝你，但我並不以我為榮。

I should be on the beach right now with you

我現在應該和你一起在海灘上的

making, like disgustingly prolonged eye contact

眉來眼去

with a Greek lifeguard.

與希臘救生員。

(buzzing)

（嗡嗡聲）

Uhhh...

呃...

It is my mom.

這是我媽媽。

She is driving me insane.

她快把我逼瘋了。

Don't you know, Summer, that this internship right here,

夏天，你不知道嗎，這個實習機會就在這裡。

this could start the rest of your life.

這可以開始你的後半生。

Oh, please send me updates.

哦，請給我更新。

I love you, too.

我也愛你

(sigh)

嚱

Hi!

嗨！

Is everything okay?

一切都好嗎？

Okay, Mom, just please let it be.

好吧，媽媽，只是請讓它成為。

I applied to this internship on my own.

我是自己申請的這個實習崗位。

I got the gig on my own.

我靠自己的力量得到了這個演出。

Can you just trust that I have it handled?

你能相信我已經處理好了嗎？

It's an internship, Mom.

這是一個實習，媽媽。

Not the Hunger Games.

不是 "飢餓遊戲"。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Bye.

掰掰

(sigh)

嚱

You'll be fine.

你會沒事的

Just don't embarrass yourself.

只是不要讓自己難堪。

Yeah.

是啊。

(car door opening)

(車門開啟)

(sigh)

嚱

(light, playful guitar music)

(輕快的吉他音樂)

Mom.

媽

Oh, yeah, no, everything is fine.

哦，是的，不，一切都很好。

Except for the fact that I walked in

除了我走進來

and showed my entire office my ass.

並向我的整個辦公室展示了我的屁股。

Oh my God Mom, are you laughing?

天啊，媽媽，你在笑嗎？

It was humiliating.

這真是太丟人了。

And breezy, thank you for asking.

還有微風，謝謝你的關心。

I mean, it is a little funny now.

我的意思是，現在有點好笑。

I'm in the bathroom, so I have to go,

我在衛生間，所以我得走了。

but I will call you later

但我以後會給你打電話

if I live to see later.

如果我活著看到以後。

Thanks, Mom.

謝謝你，媽媽。

Bye.

掰掰

It's just an internship.

這只是一個實習。

You're fine.

你很好。

Just don't embarrass yourself.

只是不要讓自己難堪。

(dramatic music)

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