to pretending to be furniture. I think it's it's something I've just loved

我有家具扮演成癮症，我認為這是我一生的最愛

doing all my life and it stems from you know one sort of Christmas my aunt

這個狀況起源於某個聖誕節，我阿姨

Rosemary sat on me accidentally - she didn't mean to - and I was frightened

蘿絲瑪莉不小心坐到我身上，她不是故意的，我一開始

and horrified at first but you know the more that I've sort of recalled and

又驚又怕，但是我越回想、

remembered it, I wish she'd do it again.

記得越清楚，我希望她再做一次

I have to do it, it's a compulsion. I'll be doing you know the washing up - some sort

我必須這麼做，這是一種衝動。我還是會在洗碗盤的時候

of regular you know day-to-day activity and I'll remember that I just love being

你知道，就是在做每天的例行公事時，我會想起來我很愛

furniture and I have to just - have to do it.

扮演家具，而我必須扮演家具

My name is Nova. I am Olympia's... let's say life partner. Olympia is addicted to

我叫諾娃，我是奧林匹亞的...這麼說吧，生活伴侶。奧林匹亞很喜歡

taking on the roles of various pieces of furniture. Well, we live in a very small

扮演各種家具的角色。我們住在一間很小的

apartment. I just don't understand how she thinks I don't know. She - I don't

公寓裡，我不懂她怎麼會以為我不知道，她 - 我不

think she - she has no idea I am very aware of this... I don't want to say sickness

覺得她 - 她完全不知道我很清楚這...我不想說是病態

Hobby? Perhaps? Um, when you're standing with a lampshade on your head

嗜好？也許吧？嗯，當你頭戴著燈罩站著

that's not inconspicuous. I can't explain it. I don't expect anyone to understand

完全無法視而不見。我沒辦法解釋，也不期望有人能夠理解，

it. I just fucking love it. You know an armchair, a chaise lounge. You know I'm there.

我就是愛這麼做。你知道扶手椅、躺椅，你知道我就在這

It's getting to the point now where it's really affecting - affecting me

現在的重點是，成癮症現在影響到我

and I'm... you know... I don't know how I'm going to tell my family and my friend.

而我...你知道...我不知道要怎麼向家人朋友開口

I've got this wonderful partner Nova and she has no idea that I do it.

我有個很好的伴侶，諾娃，而她完全不知道我做這件事

You're not incognito I can see that you're standing there with a lampshade on your head.

你沒有完全擬態，我還是看得見你站在那裡，頭上戴著燈罩

I'm yet to bring this to her attention though, I'm, I'm - I'm worried about what

但是我還沒讓她注意到這件事，我...我擔心如果我向她提起這件事

it would be like for our relationship if I brought this up with her so as - as of

會對我們的關係造成什麼影響，因為

right now she doesn't know that I'm - I'm aware of this.

現在她還不知道我很清楚這件事

Um, so, I mean, I've brought you here today... I just, um, I have something to tell you, Nova.

嗯，我今天帶你過來...我要...嗯...我要跟你說一件事，諾娃

It's... it's kind of a big deal, I suppose. It's kind of hard for me to say this. Um

這件事呢...我想應該算是件大事，對我來說有點難以啟齒，嗯

-What? -I am addicted to being furniture. -Oh for fuck's sake -Um, it's something you know I've had to

-什麼事？-我有家具扮演成癮症。-搞什麼啊 -嗯，這件事我已經

battle with for a very long time and I know that you never suspected

掙扎很久了，我也知道你不曾懷疑過

you've got no idea -Oh I know about the furniture thing that you do.

你不了解 - 噢，我知道你在假扮家具

-No you don't know. You have no idea. -You do this, this thing... -Basically what I do is...

-你不懂，你完全不了解。-你做這件事... -基本上我做的是...

-where you pretend to be furniture -I pretend to be furniture -no you don't know you don't - let me just finish please.

-你假裝自己是家具 -我假裝自己是家具 -不對你不懂 -讓我先講完可以嗎

Do you honestly think I don't know?!

你真的覺得我不知道嗎？！

I'm sorry I can't. I'm sorry. I'm just addicted to being furniture.

抱歉，我不行了，抱歉，我真的對扮演家具上癮

I feel it, I am it. I am that armchair. We already have so much furniture what else

我感覺到我就是它，就是那張扶手椅。我們已經有那麼多家具

could she possibly turn in to?

她還可以變成什麼？

Sometimes I feel like she wants me just to sit on her.

有時候我覺得她希望我坐在她身上