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  • Shut up!

    閉嘴! (Smosh監製) (塞爾達傳說 按一下開始)

  • Yeah, my name is Link, man

    ♪YEAH 我的名字是林克(Link) 老兄♪

  • ♪ I'm more well known than Lil Wayne

    ♪我比Lil Wayne更出名♪

  • Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ♪

    ♪哦 你以為我的名字是塞爾達(Zelda)? ♪

  • That's a f--king girl's name! ♪

    ♪這是他媽女生的名字! ♪

  • ♪ I've saved the world like 15 times

    ♪我拯救了世界15多次了♪

  • And saved the princess from demise

    ♪而且把公主從困境中救出來♪

  • And I do it all alone

    ♪全部都我單槍匹馬♪

  • With no help and no advice

    ♪沒有任何幫助和提示♪

  • (fairy) Hey! Look! Listen!

    嘿!看著!聽著!

  • Hey, look, listen

    ♪嘿,看著,聽著♪

  • You f--king annoying fairy! ♪

    ♪你這該死的機掰精靈! ♪

  • ♪ I'd rather be forced to listen

    ♪我寧願被迫聽凱蒂.佩理(Katy Perry)唱歌♪

  • To constant Katy Perry

    ♪我覺得是時候我應該得到一些獎勵♪

  • ♪ I think it's time I got some recognition ♪ (LOOK TOP LEFT)

    ♪你不覺得? ♪

  • Don't you think? ♪

    ♪塞爾達傳說?騙誰阿?♪

  • Legend of Zelda? Screw that

    ♪林克傳說♪

  • Legend of Link

    ♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

  • ♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

    ♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

  • Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say

    ♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

  • Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel

    ♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪

  • And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil

    ♪我會打破所有的瓷罐♪

  • ♪ I'll break all your pots

    ♪最好不要讓我聽到你做的「好事」♪

  • And I best not hear your bitchin' ♪

    ♪我可是擁有「勇氣三角的力量」 BITCH! ♪

  • ♪ I've got the Triforce of Courage, bitch! ♪

    ♪所以你最好給我聽清楚! ♪

  • So you better listen! ♪

    ♪沒錯!我就是「砍草大師」♪

  • That's right! I'm called the bushwhacker

    ♪還有我的銀行帳戶被我刷爆了♪

  • And my bank account's maxed out

    ♪得到999盧比♪

  • Got 999 rupees

    ♪還好我的皮夾裡還有很多$$♪

  • And my leather wallet's packed now

    ♪不能退縮 不能懈怠♪

  • Can't back down, can't slack now

    ♪世界需要我的攻擊♪

  • The world needs me to attack now

    ♪然而 我必須被迫交出這些錢買地下城的炸彈♪

  • Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass

    ♪只要給我一些心之器♪

  • For these bombs in Castle Town

    ♪讓我吐口水在我的陶笛上♪

  • Just give me some heart containers

    ♪這樣我可以踢那個蠢蛋卡農(Ganon)了♪

  • And let me spit on my Ocarina

    ♪一路到阿根廷(Argentina)♪

  • So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon

    ♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

  • All the way to Argentina

    ♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

  • ♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

    ♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

  • Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say

    ♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪ (卡農的城堡)

  • Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel

    ♪YO 你這短命的小精靈♪

  • And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil

    ♪需要騎車到北極嗎? ♪

  • Yo, you low-life elf

    ♪聖誕老人有事要告訴你♪

  • Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪

    ♪他得取消他的婚姻♪ (非常調皮的男孩 林克 安東尼)

  • Santa's got a thing for elves

    ♪你真的認為拯救公主♪

  • Gettin' his marriage annulled

    ♪能讓我相信你不是異性戀嗎? ♪

  • You really think saving the princess

    ♪HA-HA 這靴和裙子也太2008了吧♪

  • Will convince me you're straight? ♪

    ♪OH 是喔! ♪

  • Ha-ha! The Uggs and skirt fad

    ♪原來蘇格蘭佬想學我的風格阿♪

  • Is so 2008 ♪

    ♪蝙蝠俠的斗篷?林肯的鬍子? ♪

  • Oh snap! ♪

    ♪你是要打扮成孩子阿? ♪

  • It's Ganondorf trying to jock on my style

    ♪你是個沒有靈魂的紅髮小智障♪

  • Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? ♪

    ♪你看起來就像他媽的食人魔! ♪

  • Were you dressed by a child? ♪

    ♪會不會覺得綁架無助的女孩 太沒梗了阿♪

  • You're a ginger with no soul

    ♪你覺得塞爾達有愚蠢到♪

  • And you look like a f--king troll! ♪

    ♪這麼常被綁架嗎? ♪

  • Isn't kidnapping helpless girls

    ♪是她跑到我城堡 進我的房間♪

  • Getting a little bit old? ♪

    ♪還要我鎖門♪

  • You think Zelda's stupid enough

    ♪沒錯 他對你的那裡已經沒興趣了 和你那娘砲臉♪

  • To get kidnapped so often? ♪

    ♪L-I-N-K?我看比較像L-I-N-GAY(同性戀)♪

  • She runs off to my castle, into my room

    ♪老兄 你應該要墮胎才對♪

  • And begs to get locked in

    ♪就像「完咖日記」一樣♪

  • Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts

    ♪這對塞爾達來說這是只有弱智才想得到的謊言 因為她愛我的「大師劍」♪

  • And your girly fairy face

    ♪真是諷刺 你一生都浪費在統治海拉爾了♪

  • ♪ L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay

    ♪因為今天要給你好好上堂一課♪

  • Man, you should've been aborted

    ♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

  • Just like the Jersey Shore

    ♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

  • It's a damn lie you told about Zelda

    ♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

  • ♪ 'Cause she loves my Master Sword

    ♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪

  • It's a shame your whole life's been a waste

  • Trying to rule Hyrule

  • ♪ 'Cause today will be the day known as

  • The day you got schooled

  • ♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

  • Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say

  • Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel

  • And he ain't gon' stop till the world is free of evil

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  • Sometimes I knee them in the balls.

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  • Quick! Click it! You're dying!

  • You're low on health; click it!

Shut up!

閉嘴! (Smosh監製) (塞爾達傳說 按一下開始)

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