♪ Yeah, my name is Link, man ♪

♪YEAH 我的名字是林克(Link) 老兄♪

♪ I'm more well known than Lil Wayne ♪

♪我比Lil Wayne更出名♪

♪ Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ♪

♪哦 你以為我的名字是塞爾達(Zelda)？ ♪

♪ That's a f--king girl's name! ♪

♪這是他媽女生的名字！ ♪

♪ I've saved the world like 15 times ♪

♪我拯救了世界15多次了♪

♪ And saved the princess from demise ♪

♪而且把公主從困境中救出來♪

♪ And I do it all alone ♪

♪全部都我單槍匹馬♪

♪ With no help and no advice ♪

♪沒有任何幫助和提示♪

(fairy) Hey! Look! Listen!

嘿！看著！聽著！

♪ Hey, look, listen ♪

♪嘿，看著，聽著♪

♪ You f--king annoying fairy! ♪

♪你這該死的機掰精靈！ ♪

♪ I'd rather be forced to listen ♪

♪我寧願被迫聽凱蒂.佩理(Katy Perry)唱歌♪

♪ To constant Katy Perry ♪

♪我覺得是時候我應該得到一些獎勵♪

♪ I think it's time I got some recognition ♪ (LOOK TOP LEFT)

♪你不覺得？ ♪

♪ Don't you think? ♪

♪塞爾達傳說？騙誰阿？♪

♪ Legend of Zelda? Screw that ♪

♪林克傳說♪

♪ Legend of Link ♪

♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪

♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪

♪我會打破所有的瓷罐♪

♪ I'll break all your pots ♪

♪最好不要讓我聽到你做的「好事」♪

♪ And I best not hear your bitchin' ♪

♪我可是擁有「勇氣三角的力量」 BITCH！ ♪

♪ I've got the Triforce of Courage, bitch! ♪

♪所以你最好給我聽清楚！ ♪

♪ So you better listen! ♪

♪沒錯！我就是「砍草大師」♪

♪ That's right! I'm called the bushwhacker ♪

♪還有我的銀行帳戶被我刷爆了♪

♪ And my bank account's maxed out ♪

♪得到999盧比♪

♪ Got 999 rupees ♪

♪還好我的皮夾裡還有很多$$♪

♪ And my leather wallet's packed now ♪

♪不能退縮 不能懈怠♪

♪ Can't back down, can't slack now ♪

♪世界需要我的攻擊♪

♪ The world needs me to attack now ♪

♪然而 我必須被迫交出這些錢買地下城的炸彈♪

♪ Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass ♪

♪只要給我一些心之器♪

♪ For these bombs in Castle Town ♪

♪讓我吐口水在我的陶笛上♪

♪ Just give me some heart containers ♪

♪這樣我可以踢那個蠢蛋卡農(Ganon)了♪

♪ And let me spit on my Ocarina ♪

♪一路到阿根廷(Argentina)♪

♪ So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon ♪

♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

♪ All the way to Argentina ♪

♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

♪ Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪ (卡農的城堡)

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪YO 你這短命的小精靈♪

♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪

♪需要騎車到北極嗎？ ♪

♪ Yo, you low-life elf ♪

♪聖誕老人有事要告訴你♪

♪ Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪

♪他得取消他的婚姻♪ (非常調皮的男孩 林克 安東尼)

♪ Santa's got a thing for elves ♪

♪你真的認為拯救公主♪

♪ Gettin' his marriage annulled ♪

♪能讓我相信你不是異性戀嗎？ ♪

♪ You really think saving the princess ♪

♪HA-HA 這靴和裙子也太2008了吧♪

♪ Will convince me you're straight? ♪

♪OH 是喔！ ♪

♪ Ha-ha! The Uggs and skirt fad ♪

♪原來蘇格蘭佬想學我的風格阿♪

♪ Is so 2008 ♪

♪蝙蝠俠的斗篷？林肯的鬍子？ ♪

♪ Oh snap! ♪

♪你是要打扮成孩子阿？ ♪

♪ It's Ganondorf trying to jock on my style ♪

♪你是個沒有靈魂的紅髮小智障♪

♪ Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? ♪

♪你看起來就像他媽的食人魔！ ♪

♪ Were you dressed by a child? ♪

♪會不會覺得綁架無助的女孩 太沒梗了阿♪

♪ You're a ginger with no soul ♪

♪你覺得塞爾達有愚蠢到♪

♪ And you look like a f--king troll! ♪

♪這麼常被綁架嗎？ ♪

♪ Isn't kidnapping helpless girls ♪

♪是她跑到我城堡 進我的房間♪

♪ Getting a little bit old? ♪

♪還要我鎖門♪

♪ You think Zelda's stupid enough ♪

♪沒錯 他對你的那裡已經沒興趣了 和你那娘砲臉♪

♪ To get kidnapped so often? ♪

♪L-I-N-K？我看比較像L-I-N-GAY(同性戀)♪

♪ She runs off to my castle, into my room ♪

♪老兄 你應該要墮胎才對♪

♪ And begs to get locked in ♪

♪就像「完咖日記」一樣♪

♪ Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts ♪

♪這對塞爾達來說這是只有弱智才想得到的謊言 因為她愛我的「大師劍」♪

♪ And your girly fairy face ♪

♪真是諷刺 你一生都浪費在統治海拉爾了♪

♪ L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay ♪

♪因為今天要給你好好上堂一課♪

♪ Man, you should've been aborted ♪

♪因為他是L.I.N.K♪

♪ Just like the Jersey Shore ♪

♪每天都穿著緊身衣 不管該死的你說什麼♪

♪ It's a damn lie you told about Zelda ♪

♪他的膽量甚至比Evel Knievel(某個特技演員)還大♪

♪ 'Cause she loves my Master Sword ♪

♪他會繼續拯救世界 直到世界和平♪

♪ It's a shame your whole life's been a waste ♪

♪ Trying to rule Hyrule ♪

♪ 'Cause today will be the day known as ♪

♪ The day you got schooled ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪ Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪ And he ain't gon' stop till the world is free of evil ♪

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