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  • The gym, millions of Homo sapiens across the globe frequent this urban wilderness.

    健身房,全球上百萬的人類經常出入這個都市荒野

  • Today, we will take a look into these strange places,

    今天,我們將探索這些神祕的地方

  • and show you the gym like you've never seen it before.

    重新帶你認識健身房

  • GYM WILDLIFE

    健身房生態紀錄

  • A female human stirs.

    一位雌性人類開始行動

  • Her emergence marks the beginning of the new year's resolutioners.

    她的出現代表了新年新希望族群的開始

  • After months of apartment confinement,

    宅在公寓裡數個月

  • wearing the same yoga pants littered with cat hairs and dairy stains,

    穿著同樣一條瑜珈褲,上面滿是貓毛和乳製品污漬

  • she sets her extra sweet Sumatra coffee,

    她把特甜的蘇門答臘咖啡擺好

  • imported from the islands of Indonesia,

    那是從印尼的小島進口的

  • along with her soui soui je la peu te pursé,

    也一同把她的知名法國品牌皮包(影片是假裝在講法文)

  • cellular device, key chain and sunglasses onto the bench beside her,

    手機,鑰匙圈,墨鏡都放到她旁邊的長板凳上

  • to unenthusiastically begin her first set.

    意興闌珊地開始第一組運動

  • Unbeknownst to her,

    渾然不覺地

  • she's just interrupted the exercise cycle of a fully developed human male.

    她已打斷了一位發展完全的雄性人類的運動流程

  • Fuck me.

    去他媽的

  • Observing from a distance is a sexually aroused male

    一個被激發了性慾的男性站在一段距離外觀察

  • who hopes to get a better look at

    希望能看清楚

  • the rare females who have dared to step off the safety of the treadmills,

    那些敢於踏出跑步機安全區的稀有的女性

  • and set foot in this harsh free weight terrain.

    並進入險峻的自由重量區

  • The human males like the peacocks and other exotic birds of the wild,

    像孔雀或是其他野外珍奇鳥類的人類男性

  • spread their arms wide and prance around in hopes of intimidating other males,

    大展雙臂並昂首闊步,希望能嚇唬其他男性

  • and in the process, attracting a suitable mate.

    也藉此過程,吸引適合的伴侶

  • In a twist of fate, the opposite often occurs,

    然而事與願違,相反的狀況反而時常發生

  • as they drive away the brave free weight females,

    他們嚇跑了那些自由重量區的勇敢女性

  • who look on with disgust and repulsion.

    她們臉上還帶著噁心與嫌惡

  • On the opposite side of the mating spectrum,

    在配偶光譜的另一端

  • some members of the female species

    女性物種的某些成員

  • will flaunt their sexually developed bodies,

    會誇耀他們性感的身軀

  • in order to attract the attention of a mate.

    為了要吸引配偶的注意

  • But in a cruel twist of fate, they have no desire of reproducing,

    然而令人驚訝的是,她們並沒有意願要繁衍後代

  • only obtaining the attention they crave,

    只是想要得到她們渴望的關注

  • in order to reject it, in a show of public humiliation.

    然後回絕他們,以進行公然的羞辱

  • Aloof in observing this bizarre ritual are the small herds of male teenagers,

    對這奇異的儀式漠不關心的是一小群男性青少年

  • who group together and lay claim to single exercise machines for up to hours at a time.

    他們群聚在一起並霸佔健身器材長達數小時

  • Across the gym wilderness,

    在健身房生態的另一頭

  • one lone gym goer stakes his claim

    獨身一人的健身者宣誓著自己的存在

  • and flails his fists in an act of primal dominance.

    敲打拳頭以展現他的領導地位

  • But, for who?

    但,又是為了誰呢?

  • With no intention of mating, or engaging in conflict with another male,

    沒有意願要交配,也不是要與其他男性發生衝突

  • one has to wonder,

    令人不禁思考

  • what the fuck he's actually there for?

    他在那邊是他媽的為了什麼?

  • Let's do it!

    來吧!

  • We also have the more vocal group, who yell and grunt

    也存在著聲音較大的族群,透過嘶喊與低吼

  • in order to seek attention from all surrounding Homo sapiens.

    來吸引所有附近人類的注意

  • This is for America.

    為了美國而做

  • Sadly, the loud noises are their best show of dominance,

    悲哀地,巨大的噪音已經是他們展現優越感的最佳方式了

  • as their actual performance is severely lacking.

    因為他們嚴重缺乏實際的性能表現

  • I can't.

    我不行了

  • Yes, you can.

    你可以的

  • Yes, you can.

    你可以的

  • Come on, come on, come on.

    來吧,來吧,來吧

  • Don't leave me here.

    別丟下我

  • Unlike the young male and females

    不像年輕的男女們

  • who take part in time consuming practices

    花時間在鍛鍊上

  • to fully represent their sexual maturity,

    以充分展現他們生理上的成熟

  • there are the elders.

    我們來看看老年人族群

  • These herds of males have given up attracting a mate long ago,

    這些男性們很久以前早就放棄吸引配偶了

  • and instead, find pleasure in walking around the waterhole naked.

    反而在裸體於水泉旁走動中找到了樂趣

  • Although the younger male peers may find it disturbing,

    盡管年輕的男性同類會感到不適

  • the elders take pride in their lack of discretion

    老年人們卻相當的驕傲於他們的開放

  • while cleansing themselves and engaging in primitive conversations.

    同時清潔自己,並閒聊低級原始的話題

  • With the moon at its peak, the daily ritual in the gymnasium is complete.

    月亮高掛,健身房的每日例行公事已經完成了

  • The humans begin heading back to their respective caves of dwelling,

    人類們開始返回各自居住的洞穴

  • exhausted from their physical exertion and ready to rest up

    因體能的消耗而疲憊,準備好要休息

  • only to do it again the very next day.

    只為了要隔天再來一次

  • Unlike other species, such as the felines who clean up after themselves,

    不像其他物種,例如會自己清理自己的貓科動物

  • these humans have left the gymnasium a wasteland of unracked weights,

    這些人類將健身房變成了荒漠,充滿了未歸位的器材

  • dripping sweat stains,

    汗水的污漬

  • unnecessarily soiled towels,

    過分骯髒的毛巾

  • why would you put gum there?

    你為什麼要把口香糖放這裡?

  • And pants.

    還有褲子

  • Thankfully, the human cleaners, much like the pilot fish to the shark species,

    幸好,人類清潔員,類似鯊魚旁的舟鰤

  • are there night after night,

    日復一日的出現

  • dutifully doing their job to keep the gym clean with a positive and upbeat attitude.

    以正面且愉快的態度,盡責的維護著健身房的整潔

  • Fuck my life.

    操你媽的

  • Hey dudes and girls, hope you enjoy gym wildlife.

    嘿帥哥美女,希望你們喜歡健身房生態紀錄片

  • This was your biggest video to date

    這是我們目前為止最大製作的影片

  • and we couldn't have done it without the awesome crew at Gearmark.

    沒有 Gearmark 超讚的工作人員,我們是不可能完成的

  • Please give their channel a view by clicking on the link,

    快去他們的頻道看看,點擊這個連結

  • and also if you wanna watch the behind the scenes, please click that as well.

    如果你想看看幕後花絮,也請點那個連結

  • It was a lot of fun and we had a lot of great people involved.

    過程很有趣,很多很棒的人投入其中

  • Enjoy the video, and until next time, stay buff.

    喜歡我們的影片,直到下次,保持強壯

  • Gym Wildlife

    健身房生態紀錄片

The gym, millions of Homo sapiens across the globe frequent this urban wilderness.

健身房,全球上百萬的人類經常出入這個都市荒野

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