- Forever.

一直都在畫

I came out with a pencil in my hand.

我生下來手上就握著鉛筆了

- No you didn't. - No, I didn't.

你才沒有，我是沒有阿

I made that up.

我隨便掰的

(upbeat electronic music)

我們要孩子跟畫師形容外星人是什麼樣子

What's up, Ernie?

最近如何呀，Ernie?

How are you? - Good.

你好嗎? 很好

- Hi, Clara. - Hi.

嗨，Clara。 嗨

- Nice to see you again.

很高興又見到你

Do you know what we're gonna draw today?

你知道我們今天要畫什麼嗎?

- Minecraft?

當個創世神?

- Minecraft? No, no.

當個創世神? 不，不是

- Fidget spinners? - Next time.

指尖陀螺? 下次

Fidget spinners next time.

下次再指尖陀螺

- We're gonna draw aliens.

我們要來畫外星人

- Aliens?

外星人?

- Do you believe in aliens?

你相信有外星人嗎?

You think they exist? - No.

你相信它們存在嗎? 不

- No?

沒有?

Do you think there are aliens out there?

你覺得外面會有外星人嗎?

- No.

不

- Do you believe in aliens?

你相信有外星人?

- I kinda do.

我有些相信

If the universe is so big,

如果宇宙很大，

then I think that there is maybe

那我想應該有

other things living on other planets.

其他生物活在別的星球上

They might even be here.

他們也可能就在這裡

- Most of those kind of stories aren't real.

那種故事很多都不是真的

- Um,

嗯

should we just get into the drawing then?

我們不是應該要開始畫畫了嗎?

Maybe we can start to imagine what an alien might look like?

或許我們可以開始幻想一下外星人可能長什麼樣子?

- Yeah.

好

- Yeah, let's just get started.

好，那就開始吧

Yeah?

是吧?

Okay, what comes to your mind?

好，你心中有什麼想法?

Just start telling me stuff.

就直接告訴我

- Well it comes from Jupiter.

嗯......它來自木星

- [Koji] From Jupiter?

從木星嗎?

Okay, so they came from Jupiter.

好，所以它們是從木星來的

- I imagine they have three antennas

我想他們有三根觸角

and circles on like the top of the antennas.

然後最上面會捲起來

- [Koji] At the ends? That's pretty cute.

在最尾端嗎? 還滿可愛的

- They're either completely black.

它們也是全部都黑色的

- Okay.

好

- They can also x-ray.

它們有X光

- [Koji] Oh, x-ray? Okay.

噢，X光? 好

- They have one eye.

它們有一隻眼睛

- One eye?

一隻眼睛?

- An eye inside of their eye.

眼睛裡面還有一隻眼睛

- [Koji] There's an eye inside the eye?

還有一隻眼睛在眼睛裡?

That's pretty cool actually.

那真的還滿酷的

- Has to grab people with his hands

會用手把人類抓起來

and he stretches out his tongue

然後伸長它的舌頭

and the tongue reaches into your sockets

然後舌頭就跑到你的眼窩裡

and he grabs the eyes out and eats it.

它就把眼睛拿出來接著就吃掉了

That's how he grows his eyes.

它就是這樣長出眼睛來的

- Does he have a big mouth?

它有很大的嘴巴嗎?

- Like this.

像是這樣

(chuckling)

(輕輕地笑)

- [Koji] What kind of sounds do you think

你覺得那樣的嘴巴

it makes with a mouth like that?

會發生什麼樣的聲音來呢?

(mumbling)

(喃喃自語中)

(beeping noises)

(嗶嗶聲)

(gargling and intense noises)

(很吵的漱口聲)

Bop! (laughing)

叭! (笑)

- They have horns that are sharp.

它們有很尖的觸角

And they have a body of a horse.

然後身體跟馬一樣

- [Koji] Of a horse?

跟馬一樣?

- It has a body, you know, like a body of an ant.

有身體，你知道的，像是螞蟻那樣子

For each hand it's like something different.

每一隻手都不太一樣

Like this one reading a book,

像這隻手拿著書看

this one drawing, this one playing with toys.

這隻手畫畫，這隻手則是在玩玩具

- It has batteries inside of it.

裡面有裝電池

- Batteries inside?

裡面有電池?

But what does the outside look like?

但是外面是長什麼樣子?

What kind of-- - Like a car, car, car.

是怎麼樣---像是車子，車子，車子

- [Koji] Like a car?

像車子那樣?

- You could make to look like it's slimy.

你可以讓它看起來黏黏的一坨

Like green putty.

像是綠綠的軟泥

Sort of green slimy stuff. (chuckling)

一種綠綠黏黏的東西 (輕輕地笑)

- [Koji] Compared to a human, how big would it be?

跟人比起來，它會有多大?

- It's three blocks high.

有三層樓高

- Oh, so he's huge then?

噢，所以它那麼大?

And you said he has sharp teeth.

你說它有很尖銳的牙齒

- [Maddox] Very sharp.

非常尖

- The hood is this way.

引擎蓋在這邊

And it has wheels for feet.

然後輪子是它的腳

- Wheels for feet?

輪子是腳?

So it's like that?

所以是這樣嗎?

And then down here are the wheels.

然後下面這邊是輪子

- He could also teleport

它會瞬間移動

and he could also be invisible.

也可以隱形

I wish I could teleport and be invisible.

我真希望我可以瞬間移動也能夠隱形

I would probably play a trick on my mom

可能我就會整我媽

and when she called my name,

她叫我名字的時候，

I'd turn invisible and then she can't find me.

我就隱形然後她就找不到我

- Where does he live in Jupiter?

它住在木星的哪裡?

In a house?

房子裡嗎?

- On a mountain. - On a mountain?

在山上。山上?

- An asteroid.

一顆小行星

- He has a garage, he has a garage.

它有個車庫，它有車庫

- Underwater. - Underwater?

在水裡面。在水裡面?

- [Clara] There's fish sort of swimming in the water

水裡面有魚類似在外星人

next to the alien.

旁邊游泳

- [Koji] Do you think they are the same as fish here?

你覺得它們會跟魚一樣在這邊嗎?

- No they're rainbow fish.

不，它們是彩虹魚

Red and orange, yellow, and green,

有紅色和橘色，黃色，還有綠色，

and blue and purple.

還有藍色跟紫色

- [Crystal] This one is doing the worm.

這個正在蠕動

- The worm?

蠕動?

Can you show me how the worm dance

妳可以用手示範讓我看看

with your hand looks like?

蟲蟲是怎麼跳舞的嗎

- It's like being a worm.

就像蟲蟲一樣

- Okay.

好

What does he eat?

它吃什麼?

- [Boy] Metal.

金屬

- Metal?

金屬?

So--

所以--

- And it eats humans, too.

它也會吃人

- It eats humans? Okay.

它會吃人嗎? 好

We'll make some legs stickin' out of here.

我們加一些腿從這伸出來

What do you think so far?

目前為止你覺得怎麼樣?

Good? Bad?

好嗎? 還是不好?

Everyone's a critic. (laughing)

大家都滿挑剔的 (笑)

There are books in outer space?

外太空有書嗎?

- Alien books that teach them

有外星人的書來教它們

how to zap villains.

怎麼把壞人殺死

- [Koji] How to Zap Villains.

怎麼去殺壞人

Is he friendly?

它善良嗎?

- No, no, he is not friendly at all.

不，沒有，它一點都不善良

Do you see his teeth? Do you see his eyes?

有看到它的牙齒嗎? 有看到它的眼睛嗎?

- He's a bad guy.

它是個壞蛋

- He's a bad guy?

它是個壞蛋?

- [Boy] Yeah, 'cause he eats humans.

對，因為它會吃人

- [Koji] Maybe he just does that 'cause he's hungry.

或許它那樣做只是因為餓了

- No, it's because he's a bad guy, that's why.

不，是因為它是個壞蛋，就是這樣

- [Koji] What would you do if you met the alien?

遇到外星人時你會怎麼做?

- [Ernie] Pew!

碰!

- You'd shoot him?

你會射它?

- Yeah, aliens are scary.

對，外星人很恐怖

Pew!

碰!

Pew, pew, pew, pew.

碰，碰，碰，碰

- What are you drawing?

你在畫什麼?

- [Koji] I'm putting, like, saliva on there.

我在這邊畫一些口水

- Okay, the saliva's from Koji, not me.

好，是Koji的口水，不是我的

- It's my personal touch.

這是我的個人風格

Well does she have a name?

嗯......它有名字嗎?

- Beep Bee. - Beep Bee?

嗶嗶。嗶嗶?

- Slimy.

黏TT

- [Koji] That's a nice name.

這名字好

- The reason why I called him Mr. Nice Guy

之所以會想叫它好好先生

is because it's funny because he's not nice at all,

是因為這樣滿有趣的因為它其實一點也不好，

and calling him Mr. Nice Guy is just really funny.

然後這樣叫它好好先生真的很好笑

- Maybe he just has to eat eyes because

或許它吃眼睛是因為

he has to, you know?

必須要這麼做，你懂嗎?

But maybe's he's actually kind of a friendly guy.

但或許它其實是個滿善良的傢伙

He just happens to, you know, this is what he eats.

它就這麼剛好，你知道的，這是它吃的東西

Are you ready to?

你準備好了嗎?

- Yeah.

嗯

- Introduce our alien?

來介紹我們的外星人吧?

- Three--

三

- [Both] Two,

二

one.

一

- This is what we think an alien looks like.

這是我們所認為外星人的樣子

- This is an alien.

這是外星人

- This is what an alien would look like.

外星人長的樣子會是這樣

- This is Mr. Nice Guy, hide your eyes.

這是好好先生，快把你的眼睛藏起來吧!

- It's an alien eating a human.

這是外星人正在吃人

- Good job, Clara.

好樣的，Clara

Do you like it? - Yeah.

你喜歡嗎? -嗯

- Thank you, Koji.

謝謝你，Koji

- Thank you Crystal, that was fun.

謝謝你，Crystal，還滿好玩的

- Beep boop, bop! (laughing)

啵叭! (笑)

- Hey I'm Koji the illustrator.

嗨，我是畫師Koji

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如果想看更多我和小朋友

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很好(upbeat electronic music)