Hello, everybody! I hope you've had a lovely weekend.

哈囉，大家好!希望你們都有個美好的周末

For today's video, I thought I would just embarrass myself, really,

今天的影片，我將再次回顧以前的舊照片

and do another video where I look back over old photos.

再來給自己難堪一次

I did this last year, and lots of you really enjoyed it. So I thought I would do it again.

你們都很喜歡我去年的回顧影片，所以我想再拍一次

I'm crazy.

我瘋啦~~

So, I have my laptop here, which is so grubby. Oh well.

我的筆電在這裡,但是有夠髒的,好吧!

And I have...

而且我還有...

all my external hard drives with the majority of my really old photos saved on them.

我所有的外部硬碟,大部分的舊照片都存在這裡面

I'm a really sentimental person, so I keep everything.

我是一個很重感情的人,所以我幾乎都沒有刪掉

Whether that's a really awkward, cringey phase of my life, I still think it's important to treasure those memories.

就算是在我尷尬又難堪的人生階段所拍的照片，我還是覺得都是很重要的回憶

So you can see...

如此一來就可以

the different stages of your life, and where you've come, and you can embrace it. It might not have been a time that you enjoyed,

回顧過去不同人生階段的印記，所造就現在的自己，你會更能接受過去。或許當時你並不喜歡那段時光

but I think it's important to look back on it, and embrace it for what it was. Which is why I have...

但重要的是再回頭看這些事，並接受這些曾經。這也是為什麼我保存...

every photo I've ever taken. And actually, I'm quite glad I do that. Because,

我曾經拍過的所有照片 而事實上,我很高興我有這麼做, 因為

it makes for some great conversation,

這些照片總來帶來歡笑

and some funny videos. So, yeah, that is what we're doing today.

還有很好笑的影片 所以囉!這就是今天的主題

Right. Let's have a look at this.

好的,讓我們來看看照片吧!

Oh God!

噢!天啊!!!!

Okay, so these are kind of more...

好的,這些有一點....

my blog...

我的部落格的...

pictures. I mean, look at this one. Does anyone remember this picture?

照片 我的意思是,看看這張照片。有人記得嗎?

This is, like,

就好像..

I look so, kind of, gothic-slash-emo here.

我看起來很龐克搖滾風

I think I did a smokey eye. And actually, I used to set my camera up on a tripod against my dining room wall,

我畫了眼薰妝 而且我那時候都用三腳架外加一個盒子把相機架在餐廳

with a softbox. And this was what happened. My hair's so dark!

這張照片是這樣拍出來的 我頭髮好黑啊!!

Gah, that's a really old picture of me and Joe.

我的天,這是我與Joe很久之前的合照

That's from Christmas 2012, I think.

應該是2012年聖誕節那時候拍的

What was that necklace all about, though? I'm serious. Like, what is that?

那條項鍊是想表達什麼? 我認真的,那是什麼鬼啦?

I used to wear that in so many of my videos. I loved that necklace so much.

那條項鍊出現在很多的影片裡面 我曾經真的很喜愛它

Oh, my God. Who remembers this photo?

天啊,有人記得這張嗎?

I feel like this is...

我覺得這是...

This is, like,

這就是,

everywhere, this picture.

不管在哪可能都會出現這種照片

Look at my hair!

看看我的頭髮!!

My hair's so long, and, like, straggly.

頭髮超長,而且好粗糙喔!

Oh, my God! This was the first...

噢!我的天!這是我第一次..

time me and Louise

和Louise與

ever met Alfie and Marcus.

Alfie和Marcus見面

Oh, cute! That was in their hotel room, before an event.

好可愛喔! 這是在某一場活動舉行前,先在他們的飯店房間拍的

That's so cute.

真的很可愛~~~

Look at this picture.

來看看這張照片

My hair is so thick and dark!

我的頭髮又多又黑耶!!

Oh, no.

噢!不..

This photo is awful.

這張太糟糕了..

Ugh, this is another photo shoot.

喔~這又是另一張..

I feel like I used one of these for something. Oh, it was this one.

我記得這系列好像以前經常拿來放在網站上 喔!就是這張

Yeah, I used that for something. I feel like that gets used everywhere, too.

喔對!我放過這幾張照片 我以前常常放這些

Let me see if there's any really cringe ones.

讓我看看還有沒有更令我不堪的

Oh, my God. Look at this one.

喔!我的天!看看這個

*laughs*

*大笑*

With the arm in shot, it's, like, so MySpace.

連手臂都入鏡了 很有MySpace的風格

That's the original picture. Ah!

這是(YouTube)最一開始的封面照片

Oh, my God. Look how different it looks unedited.

喔~天啊!這是修片前的樣子

I remember this day. This was...

我記得這個時期

I think this was a London Fashion Week Rimmel thing.

我記得這是倫敦時尚周並有關Rimmel的(英國化妝品牌)

And I was so nervous. This was one of the days I went to London on my own.

而且我很緊張 這是我第一次自己前往倫敦

I remember it so well. Obviously, I had to get in a cheeky little photo shoot before I went.

我非常有印象! 是要去倫敦之前所拍的逗趣照片

Oh, I actually got my dad to take these pictures.

喔!這其實是我請我爸幫我拍的

Okay. I feel like we need to take it back...

好的,我們需要來回顧一下..

a bit more old-school. So...

更早期的,來吧!

Uh...

ㄜ....

These have got my ex-boyfriend in them.

這些是有前男友的..

That is disgusting.

好噁心喔!

Oh... no.

喔!不!

This is old. This one is really old. Okay.

很久以前 這真的很之前的了

This was, like, one of my first edited pictures.

這是我最一開始有加上特效的照片

I loved this photo. My friend Jenny took this picture in her bedroom, and I used to...

我很愛這張!我朋友Jenny在她的房間拍的 我是用...

use a editing software that allowed you to up the contrast and pick a colour.

一種編輯軟體並選一個顏色可以來製造出顏色的反差

So I think I edited this in every colour. I did a bit of an Andy Warhol.

我用了每一種顏色來編輯 有種安迪沃荷的風格~~

Oh look!

喔!看這個!

Here I am, plucking my eyebrows!

我在拔眉毛!!

Probably over-plucking them.

有點拔太多囉...

But also, look at my white hoops. And my hairband.

而且看看我的白色耳環和髮帶..

Oh, God.

喔天啊

Look at me.

看看我

Look at my friend's room. I love this.

看一下我朋友的房間!我很愛~~

Wait, so how old was I here? I was fourteen in these pictures.

等等,那時候我幾歲啊? 我那時候14歲而已喔!

I'm wearing a...

我穿著...

Oh, my God, what is the brand of that hoodie? Is it Gold Digger?

天啊,那是什麼牌子的連帽外套? 是Gold Digger嗎?

I can't remember, but I'm wearing that. She's got Orlando Bloom on her wall.

我忘了,但我穿著那件 而且還有奧蘭多·布魯在牆上呢!!

These were the days when you would hang out with your friends,

那個時候會跟朋友出門聚會

and, using, like, your parents' digital camera, you would have, like, a little bit of a photo shoot,

還有用爸媽的數位相機拍一些有的沒的

and then you would, like, save them as your MSN picture or put them on your Facebook profile.

而且就會把照片放在MSN上或是當Facebook的大頭照

I actually hate this picture,

我好討厭這張照片

so much.

極度討厭!!!!!

This is one that never got edited.

這張完全沒有修過

But look at my face. I look so unimpressed. I look...

看看我的臉 我看起來很路人...

really angry. What's this one?

有點憂鬱 是這張嗎?

Oh, God. I remember that top.

喔天啊,我記得那件背心

It had, like, a comic strip on it, and I loved it. I think I got it from T.K. Maxx.

有漫畫圖騰在上面 好像是T.K. Maxx.的品牌

I feel like this isn't too dissimilar to me, this picture.

這張沒有跟我現在反差太大

I feel like I still make that face a lot.

我還是常常做出這類的表情

But also, my eyebrows.

但是...我的眉毛阿...

Where are my eyebrows? Also, I'm dead behind the eyes in this.

我的眉毛去哪裡了??! 而且我的眼神好僵硬喔..

Oh...

喔~~我的....天!!

my...

00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:24,620

God!

00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,960 可以暫停一下嗎??

Can we take a moment?

我的小胸部!

My little boobs!

而且,

And, like,

我的muppet 睡衣(芝麻街布裡的布偶) 我那時候應該覺得

my muppet pyjamas. I must've been like,

"這以後會是很厲害的照片",我的天啊 而且我以前應該很常自己亂剪頭髮

"This will be a great picture." Oh, my God. And also I think I used to cut my own hair there.

事實上,我覺得很明顯可以看出是我自己剪的...

In fact, I think it's pretty obvious I used to cut my own hair.

這又是什麼?!

What is that?

這又是什麼?!

What is that?

為什麼??

Why?

為什麼???!!!

Why?

喔...親愛的

Oh, dear.

還好這些照片沒有到處外流 直到今天而已!!!!

It's a good job that that never went anywhere. Until today!

我有個相簿叫"男生"

I've got a whole album called "Boys."

裡面都是男生的照片

And I've saved pictures of all the boys...

例如有以前在學校有講過話的,或是以前學校的同學

like, who I used to talk to in my school, or who were friends with me in school,

還有在MSN聊過天的

or who I fancied on MSN.

他們全都在這個相本裡

And they're all in there.

看看這個

Look at this one.

喔,我的天啊

Oh, my God.

看看這張照片

Look at that picture.

這是我看過最棒的照片

That is, like, the best thing I've ever seen.

我跟你們講一件有趣的故事

I need to tell you the funniest story.

我不會秀出這張照片 因為

I'm not gonna show you the picture, because

我朋友一定不會接受的 我們把衣服往上掀起來,只剩內衣

I don't think my friend would appreciate it. But we posed with our t-shirts up and our bras on,

而且我的內衣太小件

and my bra was too small,

所以照片裡可以看到乳頭

and you could see, like, the top of my nipples in the picture.

但是因為太有趣了 所以我傳給我朋友看

But because it was so funny, and I wanted to send it to my friend to be like,

只是想表達"天啊,這照片太好笑了吧" 但我們都沒有讓照片外流出去

"Oh, my God, this is such a funny picture!" We never put it anywhere.

而且,我必須畫出

Um, I had to draw...

內衣的樣子

over the bra,

來覆蓋在我的乳頭

in Paint to cover my nipple.

我忘了這照片在哪拍的

I don't know what this picture is.

但是,我應該是想表達我在開車吧

However, I think we were trying to make it look like I was driving a car.

那是我以前的椅子 是個心型的椅子,椅背是心型的,然後椅墊是圓形的

that was part of my seat. It was a heart seat, it was a heart on the back and then it had a circle on the bottom.

有人也有類似的椅子嗎? 感覺很多人都有~~~

Did anyone else have those chairs? Cos' I feel like everyone had those chairs.

又是白背心 我喜歡穿白背心!

And there's my white hoops again. I loved those white hoops.

這張照片叫"喜歡我的女王頭嗎?"

This picture is called like my beehive question mark

是嗎? 這可不是女王頭喔!Zoe

Do you? It's not really a beehive Zoe.

喔!我的天啊 這照片根本就是在給我自己難堪啊!!!

Oh.my.god. Why? I'm actually like cringing inside at this picture.

這叫"嘿嘿~擺個姿勢吧!"

It's called posing hee hee

而我自認做這個姿勢很合適

And I'm legit doing this.

喔!!!!!!你人生到底在幹嘛啊??!!

uuggghhh what are you doing with your life?!

這肯定是這輩子最令我尷尬的照片了 而我選擇和你們分享

These must be the most embarrassing pictures of me that have ever existed and I'm choosing to share them with you.

但這是什麼? 這叫"喜歡我的內褲嗎?"

But what is this? This is called like my knickers?

各位,我以前真的沒放過這些照片

Guys, I didn't actually post these anywhere

但是我那時候是腦袋裝屎嗎?

But, what was I thinking?

為什麼這是14歲的Zoe呢?

Like, why was fourteen year old Zoe

喔~戴了一個火車駕駛的帽子,不錯喔~

Oh. Get your train driver's hat out. Love it.

為什麼14歲的Zoe要擺這種姿勢?

Why was fourteen year old Zoe posing like that?

我要聲明我的朋友們也拍過這種照片

I have to also say my friend is also posing like this.

Emma,我不是要給你難堪 但有一天我們要坐下來一起回顧這些照片 因為實在太經典了!!!

Emma, I'm not going to embarrass you, but one day we have to sit down and go through these pictures. Because, they are genius.

喔我的天~我記得這張 我會把Emma截掉但我真的記得

Oh my god, I remember this photo. I'm gonna crop Emma out but I actually remember this photo.

而且還記得我那時候還自認覺得很好看 那時候放假,而且曬了個古銅膚色,還時常帶著黃色耳環

And I remember thinking "I think l look great in this." I had just been on holiday, I had a tan. I've got yellow hoops on this time.

綁著側邊馬尾,加上一點點的汗漬在內衣上

A little side pony, and a little bit of a sweat patch on my bra.

我的某任前男友做的圖

One of my ex-boyfriends made this.

他放的標題有:"Zoe對於維持遠距離戀愛的秘訣","Zoe Sugg談及他的新男友"

He's put, "Zoe's secrets to long distance relationships", "Zoe Sugg reveals all about her new boyfriend",

"如何笑得和Zoe一樣燦爛的10個秘訣","她是怎麼讓牙齒這麼亮白?"

"Zoe's top 10 tips to look as face meltingly fine as her. How does she get her teeth so white?"

這是柯夢波丹(雜誌)吧!! 可以暫停一下嗎?這好有趣喔!!!

It's Cosmopolitan! Can we just take a moment? That's so funny!

因為我現在上了柯夢波丹雜誌封面了!

Because, I've actually been on the cover of cosmo now.

我好奇他沒有看過?

I wonder if he saw that?

這些照片真的很有趣~~~

These pictures are so funny

這本相簿叫"Fred的銳舞"

This album is called "Fred's Rave"

為什麼我15歲要這樣呢?

Why was I going to raves at fifteen?

但很明顯這不是銳舞的風格阿

Clearly it wasn't a rave.

喔我的天,我記得那晚

Oh my god, I actually remember this night.

我記得,很印象深刻

I remember it so clearly.

這又是另一個派對 但我不知道我跟我朋友在幹嘛..

This was another party. I'm not sure what me and my friend are doing in that picture but

有個美好的一天吧!

Havin' a great time!

喔~~有一點褐色的調調 "lovin*唱*"

oooohhhh a lil' bit of *singing* Sepia tone lovin' *stops singing* in this picture

超愛Jack Johnson

Bloody love Jack Johnson

我找到一個相簿叫"我的網路攝影機"

I've found an album called "Me webcam"

喔!!!!

oh

天啊....不

Oh hell nah

這個叫做"我愛蘋果汁"

This one's called "I love apple juice"

這張叫做""閃亮的賤貨"

This picture's called "Sparkle Bitch"

我不知道為什麼 但就是這樣~~~

I don't know why, it just is.

這又是什麼?

The hell is that?

*覺得不堪與後悔*

*Cringes and regrets everything*

看到這個我已經無言了

I just have no words for this picture.

我不知道我為什麼要撫摸一隻娃娃 有點詭異.....

I don't know why I'm caressing a doll. It's kinda creepy.

*唱*真是糟透了..

*sings* here comes trouble

我以前很迷挑染.... 但看起來好遭...

With my little bleach highlights that I was so obsessed with, that looked terrible.

這是我戴牙套之前的樣子

Look this is what my teeth looked like before I had braces.

再來看這張 因為這張很正常

Let's end on this one, because this one is totally normal

我的露肩條紋上衣,粉紅長襪,以及白點紅鞋,還有戴的珠珠飾品

This is me with my stripey off the shoulder t-shirt, my pink leg warmers, my red spotty pumps, and all the beads I owned.

喔~還有耳環跟髮飾 很明顯我戴了我所有的飾品....

Oh and hoops and hair accessories. Basically every accessory I ever owned I'm wearing in this picture

而且這是在我的鎮上拍的

And I'm actually posing in this photo in my village

我不知道要怎麼稱呼這個地方 但就是會把喝醉的人都丟在這裡

Inside, I don't know the proper word for it but it's where they used to throw people when they were drunk *It's called the drunk tank Zoe*

這真的很早期了 這就是為什麼我會在這個地方(醉了) 有床的話,大家就會睡覺了!

In the olden days. Like really, really olden days, and that's where I am in this picture. On the bed that people would sleep on.

這裡面還有上百張照片,所以可能每年都可以放上幾張讓你們娛樂一下

There are hundreds of these photos, so I feel like maybe every year I should kind of delve in and see if I can find anymore for your entertainment.

其實我很享受回顧照片的感覺,因為太有趣了 而且我大部分都記得這些照片拍攝的時間

But, I actually really enjoy looking back over them, because they're so funny. And I remember 90% of those photos being taken.

這很奇怪我知道

And that's just insane.

而你們也應該參與這樣的事 你可以tweet給我令你尷尬的一些青少年時期照片

Honestly, I think you guys need to get involved with this and I think you need to tweet me some embarrassing teenage photos.

我想我會喜歡的 而且這樣會讓我好過一些~~

I would absolutely love that, and it would definitely make me feel slightly better.

要tweet給我的話,我的帳號是@zoella, 如果想放在instagram,你也可以在instagram標記我

Make sure you tweet me, my twitter is @zoella you could also tag me on instagram if you want to post that on your instagram.

我的twitter帳號是@zoella,我真的很希望你們能喜歡這部影片,幫我點個讚,我們將很快能再見面~掰掰!!

And again that's @zoella. But I really hope you guys enjoyed this video, give it a thumbs up if you did and i will see you again very soon. Bye!