My father visited me a few years ago in Korea

My mom never visited me in Asia

For the past,

almost 10 years now

I'm thrilled to have them both coming

I'm gunna make them experience so many wonderful and weird things

They're so old and they're going to be so surprised

It's gunna be great

This is my Dad's first time meeting Meemers

Oh! Spudgy likes you!

Oh, yeah!

Simon's dad: He remembers me, he remembers me!

Introducing my parent's to

the fascinating things of Tokyo

Come up buddy

Simon's dad: Oh yeah yeah, beautiful~

Hello!

This is Mopeu

Nice to meet you~

Simon: Mocha?

(Clarifying the name) Mopeu!

Hello Mop!

(I think Martina asked what kind of cat Mopeu is)

It's a Munchkin cat, ah!

Simon: Oh!

Somebody really wants some treats

Martina: You have no food in there

I have no food but they don't know that, do they

Simon: What do you think (about the food)?

It's (swears) unbelievable!

Simon: (Swears) Unbelievable!

And you wonder where I swear from

It's my Dad that taught me! (tn: omg cracking up, his dad)

It's like orgasm

Simon: (Taken back) Ok

Easy Dad

This is...

Simon's mom: Healing sensation!

Simon: I think he likes it

Simon's Dad: Oh my goodness

If it was possible, I would eat all of this for the rest of my days here!

Simon: Oh, good!

Hi Mom

I'm trying for the first time in my life,

it's something unusual but it's very delicious

Simon: Sushi, Go!

Martina: Wasabi!

Simon's Dad: Wasabi?

Simon: Wasabi

Simon: Oh, she feels it in her nose!

Oh my goodness!

Simon: So amazing!

Ok~

Simon: Let's see if you can win this time!

1, 2, 3, 4, anddd 5!

Simon: Come on, here we go!

Simon: Let's see

The pool one!

Martina: Remember, it changes all the time (referring to the games for winning prizes)!

Simon: Oh, trick shots

Simon's Dad: Yeah!!

Simon: Gasp! You won!

I won!

(Talks back and forth)

My Mom and Dad won me a toy

So you he's putting mayonnaise on the sushi

Simon's Dad: Very nice!

You won me a sushi keychain

Thank you Mom and Dad

Martina: Thank you very much for your, yes...

Simon's mom: Handshake?

My biggest fear for my parents come here as I didn't think my Mom would like anything

Today we're trying Torikizoku

and I'm actually surprised that she's eating things here and she doesn't hate them!

Martina: I'm so proud of you

Simon: I'm so proud of you, Mom!

My Mom is trying the Mochi Mochi

And, I don't have an idea what it is

Simon: You can do it, Mom!

Simon: What do you think?

Simon: Good weird or bad weird?

All of it's good!

Simon: Oh good!!

My Dad has learned how to use chopsticks

Martina: Amazingly well

It's very tasty

Martina: Good, right?

Simon: Come on, Mom!

If I could eat with this speed, I could eat all of it (tn: I'm not sure if this is what she's saying)

Simon: GOOD! Very slow eating

Martina: It's just the bean!

Simon: It's healthy! Just bean

What about the outside?

Simon and Martina: It goes here (into a bowl)

Martina: Just the bean

Martina: There ya go

It's soft

Simon and Martina: It's very soft

Simon: Come on, Dad. You can do it

Martina: It's like with me and tomatoes, it's the same problem

Simon: Ah, almost!

Simon's Dad: Wait a second

No

Simon: You got it!

I don't like this, still don't like tofu (Simon repeats him)

Woah, it's tasty

Simon: Oh, good!

Very good. I like it

My Dad really likes his... spice. OK...

He's really, really going at it...

OK, Dad. I would relax first

Oh! It's good!

Very nice

My Mom is about to eat something that I hate

It's difficult to hate this. It's just interesting

Simon: Ok, it's not difficult for me

Today I'm going to give my loving father the experience of a lifetime

because he thinks he likes spicy food so

today I'm going to take them for level 10 Coco Curry

I gave him some ramen before

I took my Dad for ramen

He said he wanted spicy so I gave him four out of ten

and he's hurtin' and next I'm going to take him for Coco curry level 10

He says he can handle spice, but can barely handle this stuff

I'm gunna kill my dad (with the spice level)

It's gunna be great

Coco Curry!!

Right here!

He thinks he's ready,

he's gunna dieeee

You should be scared

Let's go Dad

We'll see

So, this is a style of Japanese curry

It's very different than the curry that you're used to in Canada

I think it's called Coco curry because the thing is that they put cocaine inside

Cocaine

Makes it very addictive okay, so it's very good

Martina is filming today, so she's only going to have a salad

Sacrifice for family

Simon: A salad... enjoy your salad

Meat curry with rice

Level 10 spice!

Waiter: Will you be alright?

It's okay!

Is there a level 11 spice?

No? Okay

So what I ordered today was a beef curry with 200 grams of rice with level 10 spice and a little pork cutlet on top

I usually add cheese or other things in there

but I don't want to dilute from the spice flavour

I want him to experience the pure curry flavour

that Coco Curry has to offer

I also got my mother a pork and vegetable one with 0 spice

cause my mother doesn't like spice

and Martina got a salad

When I ordered, the level 10 spice

he (the waiter) asked me: is it okay for level 10?

I said yes can you do level 11 spice and he said no

But I made sure that I emphasize how important the spice is.

I hope that he doesn't mess with me because when we used to order in English, then they would give it a weak spice

I ordered it in Japanese because I want real spice

Ow

Ow

You like spicy food

Of course, I like spicy food

We'll see

Dad, what kind of spice do you eat at home?

I like curry,

I like... I don't remember the name

Simon: Tandori?

Tandori

Jerk seasoning

Okay, so he likes little baby spice

He doesn't like a real, real pure spice pain

but a little baby spice, it's okay

Okay?

Ohhh~, my papa

to me you are so wonderful

Simon: Oh yeah, look at you

with your...

Is that a salad? and those vegetables?

Dig in, girl

Ahh~ Mmm~

This doesn't look as spicy as it normally is

I think that they might have gone easy on us

But we're going to try it out

Okay. Okay, you ready? Here we go

Mmm sounds good

Ohhh

Ou la la

Simon: Ah, its a good spice, yeah?

Not bad, not bad

I'll be honest this isn't a level 10 spice today

They probably gave us a level 6

This is not as spicy as they usually do

I ordered the spicy one, but they gave us the gentle baby one

But, it's a good burn?

Yeah I survived

Awwwh

I wanted to get revenge on my Dad

Geez... you promised me that I will cry

So disappointed

So disappointed

You disappointed me

Martina: Oh, Simon?

Martina: Ohhh my god

But you promised me so, so this... this...

You know why?

When we order for home delivery that's when they really give us the spicy stuff

Now, we think they saw 4 white people and didn't trust that we can handle the spice

I'm going order it at home, anonymously, where they don't know my race

And they'll give me the real deal

Actually, I think my dad is handling the spice

better than I am because I'm sweating and

he doesn't have any

Really? No

I've got sweaty eyebrows

You know I think I'm not actually sweating from the spice

I'm sweating from the disappointment,

from the anxiety

So we're both finished now

It's not as spicy as we'd expected, but how would you describe the flavour compared to curry?

This curry is absolutely different than the which I use in Canada

but it's something, for sure

Of course its hot but I expected more

I expected more too

We all expected more, the viewers expected more, the universe expected more

Sorry, I'm sorry I'm disappointed

I'm sorry Dad,

I'm sorryyyyy

I'm sorry that I disappointed you (tn: can this get any more Canadian loool)

I disappointed you, I just wanted you I could have done better

I will try harder next time, ugh, next time

Next time!

Let's go for ice cream

Okay

Okay

Good

My mom and my dad. My mom and my dad are

in Japan. It's my mom and my dad

Gorgeous(?) He's amazing

Martina: He's a very good boy, isn't he?

Simon's Dad and Mom: Yeah! Absolutely

A very nice dog

And what about you, cat?

Yeah, you deserve deserve attention

Oh Meemers, look at you getting pet

Martina (in Meemer's voice): Brother, noooo~

Martina: He wants his tummy touched

Simon's mom: Absolutely

I didn't know what you asked