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  • (Anthony whines) Why isn't Bowser in this game?

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

  • - ♪ (video game music) ♪ - (Anthony) What the hell is this?

  • Dude, I think we're in Super Mario 2.

  • Hmm. Never played it.

  • I always just skipped right to the third one

  • 'cause this one looked weird as f*ck.

  • - (blipping noises) - Oh! Pick me! Pick me!

  • (chiming noise)

  • Uh, what if we don't wanna play?

  • - (bones crack) - AAAAH! MY ARM!

  • (sobs)

  • ♪ (Super Mario 2 theme music) ♪

  • Whoa! Whoa!

  • (both scream)

  • (both groan)

  • What kind of a stupid game starts like this?

  • ♪ (video game music) ♪

  • (Ian) Oh, crap.

  • Uh, what do we do?

  • Oh my god.

  • Dude, you just jump on them like in every Mario game ever.

  • - (boing!) - Yep!

  • Um, yeah, that didn't do sh*t.

  • Okay, um-- well, that's actually pretty fun.

  • (chuckles) Check it out.

  • Hmm, I guess you gotta jump on them harder in this game?

  • (Anthony grunts)

  • Huh?

  • - (boing!) - DIE, YOU PIECE OF SH*T!

  • DIE!

  • (grunts)

  • Wha-- What?!

  • I know, dude, this is actually getting kinda boring.

  • - (record scratches) - Whoa! Cool!

  • - (Anthony) Whoa! Whoa! - (Ian) Wait, dude, check this out.

  • - (chiming noise) - (Anthony) AAAAAAH!

  • - YOU ASSHOLE! - Oh my god.

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • Oh, dude, stop!

  • It's another one of those fruity grim reapers.

  • Uh, oh, maybe this is a weapon.

  • (record scratching sound)

  • What?! Why the hell is there a radish in this game?

  • Who cares? Just throw it!

  • (sighs) Fine!

  • (chiming noise)

  • Oh, what the hell?!

  • AAAAAH!

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • ♪ (cheerful video game music) ♪

  • Whoo!

  • (record scratching noise)

  • Awesome!

  • Whoa, dude, don't drink that!

  • These guys are wearing weird orgy masks.

  • Come on.

  • (sighs) Fine!

  • Whoa, cool!

  • Ian?

  • (wind whistles)

  • Uh...(exhales)

  • So...what's with the weird orgy mask?

  • It's not an orgy mask. I'm just shy!

  • Stop being so ignorant!

  • Oh, s-sorry. I didn't know.

  • (Ian whimpers)

  • Where have you been?!

  • I don't know. It was dark and scary.

  • It kinda reminded me of my uncle's basement.

  • (Ian hyperventilates)

  • (Anthony) Ooh.

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • Nope, nope, nope.

  • I'm not gonna touch anything else. This game is way too weird.

  • Fine, suit yourself.

  • (record scratching noise)

  • (chiming)

  • - Yes! - Seriously?!

  • - Don't be such a pussy, man. - (sighs) Okay.

  • Oh! POW!

  • That must mean "power up", right?

  • Oh, you destroyed my radish farm!

  • That was my only source of income for my whole family!

  • I have six little masked children that I need to feed.

  • What about that one right there?

  • - (Anthony grunts) - (boing!)

  • (fuse hisses)

  • Oh, come on!

  • (8-bit explosion)

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • (both grunt)

  • (both) Whoa!

  • This is so f*cked up! She's shooting her children at us.

  • Well, actually, those eggs are not fertilized

  • and there's no children in there.

  • Yeah, she's basically just shooting her menstruation

  • - at us from her mouth. - Oh god!

  • How is that supposed to make me feel better?

  • I can't stop. Please kill me!

  • I'm a biological monster!

  • Wait, I have an idea.

  • It's a little extreme, but let me do it.

  • What are you doing? Wait, what're you doing?!

  • Oh no! No! No! No! No! No!

  • (Anthony screams)

  • (monster) Thank you!

  • Yeah!

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • So what do we do now?

  • Well, when we killed that weird thing,

  • that huge-ass bird mouth opened up,

  • so maybe we just walk through it to end the level?

  • You know what?

  • Nothing else in this stupid game makes sense,

  • so why the hell not!

  • Yup.

  • - (bones crunch) - (both scream)

  • (blood splatters)

  • ♪ (video game music) ♪

  • (Anthony) It's-a me, Mario!

  • Clicka the subscribe button to get-a 1 Up!

  • Yeah, the weird looking one from Super Mario 2

  • that doesn't look like a 1 Up at all!

  • It's red and doesn't make any sense.

  • (Ian) To check out bloopers from this video

  • and watch us make complete asses of ourselves on the green screen...

  • (screaming in various pitches)

  • ...click the video on the left.

  • And if you haven't seen us go into the first Super Mario Brothers game,

  • click the video on the right.

  • Come on!

  • - Yeah! - (boing!)

  • Oh, lemme try that!

  • (grunts)

  • OH!

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(Anthony whines) Why isn't Bowser in this game?

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    葉神龍 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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