when your family gets together,

因為當眾人聚在一起時

You all have cats which I love you all have cats.

每個人都會有貓咪

We were raised as cat people, so...

我們從小跟貓咪一起長大，所以...

You bring your cats...

你帶了貓咪來...

[laughter]

[笑聲]

So that's all the cats.

這是我們所有的貓咪

They don't all look happy.

牠們有些看來不太愉快

I got to say, they are not...

真的，有些不太...

Well, look at mine, notice mine.

留意看我的貓咪

They are the happiest.

牠們是最愉快的

And my brothers' are like,

而我兄弟的像是...

about ready to bite someone's head off.

快要吃掉你的樣子

Right.

好

The big, huge ones are like bobcats.

那些巨型貓咪像山貓

Right.

好

And then the others, yeah, my mom is like,

而其他，看我媽媽

looks like she's laughing,

她看起來好像在笑

but she's actually being scratched to death right there.

但其實快要被抓死了

That's Max.

這是 Max

which is very...whatever you...

它很...無論你如何...

And that's Lux. They're twin black cats.

而這是 Lux，是黑色雙胞胎貓咪

And I actually got them off the set of "Homefront".

我其實是從電影《最後防線》片場把牠們帶回家的

My character is a drug dealer,

我演一個毒販

who torments Jason Statham and his daughter.

要折磨 Jason Statham 和他女兒

And I steal his daughter's cat.

然後偷走他女兒的貓

It's horrible.

很可惡

Horrible thing to do in the movie.

戲裡是很可惡

But in real life, I adopted the cats.

但戲外，我收養了那些貓

The cats from the film.

戲裡的貓

And one cat is the cat's double, yeah.

而一隻是另一隻的分身

Look at that, yeah.

看

That's cute.

很萌

All right, so before we go, I got you something,

好，結束前讓我送你這個

because I'm sure you can do this in your spare time.

我相信你閒時也能做

But we saved you the hassle.

但不用你麻煩了

We got you a James Franco cat calendar.

我們送你這個 James Franco 貓日曆

-So it's really... -Oh, my god.

-這個很... -我的天啊

just kind of...

有一點...

[cheers and applause]

[歡呼和掌聲]

Well, I was gonna take my shirt off.

我本來打算要脫衣服的

I thought that's what happened here.

我以為上這節目都要這樣

But I guess I don't have to now.

但現在應該不用了

Well, you can. You can do it.

你可以的

Yeah, there.

對，是這個

Well, that's what it'll...

大概是...

That's what it'll look like, so I guess I don't have to.

我脫了也大概就是這樣子，所以不用脫了

Now you don't have to. All right.

現在你不用了，好

Well, lovely seeing you again.

很高興再見到你

"Homefront" hits theaters November 27th.

電影《最後防線》 11月27日上映

We'll be right back. James Franco.

我們很快回來，James Franco

-I'm gonna keep this. -Yes, of course you are.

-我要保留這個 -你當然要

[cheers and applause]

[歡呼和掌聲]