Hi, uh, sorry in advance if I have to ask you all your names again.

嗨，呃... 如果我等等又問你們叫什麼名字，我在這邊先道歉。

Oh my god, me too.

天啊，我也是。

Don't even get me started, I forget a name as soon as I hear it.

別跟我說這個，我聽到名字的當下就會忘記了。

What's her name? Ha, I don't even remember.

她叫什麼？哈，我根本不記得了。

Oh, I have a really great trick for that.

噢，關於這點我有一個好方法。

Oh yeah?

真的嗎？

Yeah, all you have to do is, imagine saying the person's name as you shoot them in the head.

對，你們只需要想像在說出他們的名字時，朝著他們的頭開槍。

(......)

(......)

What?

蛤？

Yeah, watch. Uh...what's your name?

對啊，你看，呃...你的名字是？

Eh... Brandi.

呃... Brandi。

Brandi...

Brandi。

Did you just imagine shooting me in the head?

你剛剛是在想像朝我的頭開槍嗎？

Yes, and I will remember your name for as long as I Iive, Brandi.

對啊，而且只要我還活著，我都會永遠記得妳的名字的，Brandi。

I don't...know, that's kind of weird.

我...不知道，這有點詭異。

Kind of psychotic sounding, to be honest.

老實說，聽起來有點像神經病。

Yeah, I don't know if I like people to imagine murdering me just so they remember my name.

對啊，我不確定自己喜歡不喜歡別人為了記住我的名字而想像在謀殺我。

Oh, well, I mean, I read it in a book once.

喔...嗯，其實這是我有一次是在書上讀到的。

Oh!

噢！

Chill, chill, chill. Books are chill.

酷，酷，酷！書超讚的。

You read! That's surprising.

你會看書！這蠻令人意外的。

That actually makes it kind of cool.

這讓這個方法變得蠻酷的。

Yeah, right?

對吧？

Ok, my turn. Eh, what's your name?

好，該我了，呃，你的名字是？

Chloe.

Chloe。

Chloe...

Chloe...

Brandi...

Brandi...

Anna...

Anna…

Ok, ok. Now me. You?

好，該我了，你的名字？

Emily.

Emily。

Emily...

Emily...

Chloe...

Chloe...

Anna...

Anna…

Oh my god, this is so much fun!

天啊，這好好玩！

Let's go meet some more people!

我們去認識更多人吧！

I'm Anna Akana.

我是 Anna Akana。

What's your name?

你的名字是？